Do 2 kurrent limits of movement and Daddogs under the whetherness much time is b-ing spent by awl on the family furniture. I control the majoritee of surfaces 2 B used by ofvers, butt am faced with a problem, I tire of seein the same thing while layin in my spots, I beleeve it is tyme 4 a rearangemnt of the furniture ,breachin this subject has me at a crossroads of thinkin, Wiff my week minded Humanz that I seam2 B able 2 control, i am at my witts end , It is obveus they R content with S.S.D.Dae, Due I deprive them of my company and go 2 the front room?, will they get the point ? and will they locate themselves on in my spots when vacated ? Oar due I just turn and face the back of the kowch? and deprive them of my beautiful face and the peace and comfort it brings them , as U C their is noe easy ansir.. I have dun many different layouts in my head, any of whitch wood wurk, only 2 receeve confused looks and Blank stairs ….such is This Dogs life

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Whenevfer Daddog gets up in the almost lite out, and takes me out 2 go poddee, when I don’t askt,then gives me atreet, I know he is going somewhere. usin my listin ears, I no 2dae was his lazyer day 4 his stones,at the vet- R-cade, Momdog droped him off ( No visiters ) and picked him up after the Vet called wiif good knews.., DD got zapped, funny the vet did the shootin from inside him, went threw an existting opening near his kidknee,using “Big tools” lets just leave it at that. well Daddog is home now and in good spirits, happy that the vet gotem broke up, maybe this tyme DD woent get no fection, He made some remark 2 MD about b-ing able 2 preshure wash stuff now, That’s where he lost me,…. glad he’s home, it was nice 2 get a treet

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The ComeSitStay”” Delimba chapter 3 ,Humanz 101 What doze it meen 2 B open 2 sugjestchun, If 1 is open, doze it meen they R listening wiff the intent 2 concider change or a new path, or doze it reflect the desire 2 make the speaking B-ing feal good about there abilitee 2 have ideas,or no what is write, R rePETative sugjestchuns 2 B concidered Comands? and if so, when did sugjestchunism take this uglee turn? and what about Freedom of choyce We awl have situashuns that R open 2 interpitashun, and while sugjestchuns R mostlee welcome, We R not starting frum square 1,in the thinkin process and when doze 1s own desire 2 due what we want,,get 2 B overiddin, this is a constant problem when deeling wiff Humanz that can leed 2 them feeling Unhurd or ignored, I have found the easyest Way 2 act is 2 Do as sugested frekwentlee but leavem guessing DDDR ( Doctor of Dog Resoning Lexi Dog Lewis,

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Deer Lexi My name is Stain, perhaps u no of my Brother Spot. My kwestchun 4 U has 2 due wiff Himanz behavyour, sometymes I get warm, wearin my coat all the tyme, I lay wiff my mouff open and my tung out, if I am close to a humanz, they think it is fun 2 try 2 grab my tung, Is this normel? Deer Stain( I like it) Humanz need constant stimulashun and boar easilee they R just jellus,that we can kool off this way and they can’t, all Dog have 2 put up wiff this, Humanz think this action is originel, but Dogs have ben subjected 2 this scince we excepted there food, , I donot no Spot, but I have a friend who’s full name is” Scrubb wiff soap” Goez by “Brush” yoar friend Lex

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Last tyme I chekkd, it was My Backyard, Butt theyer coming again 2dae 2 finish runnin the pipe 2 the barn, witch means no playtyme wiff Max(Frade we’ll escape,kawz the gate has 2 B open) I have a RUU-teen, that shoewd B respected, I looked ofver the job, they shoewd B workin infrunt of the gate by the tyme we R back from hour walk, so mayB there is a chance of playin.. I do knot Benifit from the pipe, so why doze it have 2 B put in……. Humanz

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Ofver than wantin my kowch, it’s good 2 have Daddog home, And as hard as Momdog tries, knot 2 show it,, I can tell she really kairz about him, He still doesent have the nerve 2 use that Bell he found.. Butt wiff week hand movement ( pointing) He is enjoying his (ree)couperashun, Momdog will katch on, butt he’s pretty convinceing.. “while U R up,sum kokees and ice creem might B nice.” showd be interesting when she has had enuff, Rock on Daddog

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For… Sierra “Sky “.Morrison, Together Again I have laid waiting, never leaving my post, to feel the sound of his footstep, the closing of a door knowing he would return for me I have slept in his bed feeling for that familiar lump yearning for His loving touch Sometimes i whine I miss Him so much My life has gone on Butt for what purpose I kept seeing an open gate wondering if He is on the other side, Am I brave enough to enter Will He be there waiting? Or do I wait? My body aches from the effects of my Age My family wonders what is best, Will they release me ? Help me thru that gate With my family gathered round, Giving Loves and pets I feel the prick in my paw from my old friend ( My Vet) as I drift away and suddenly He is here I hear His voice and feel his touch It feels So good He has tears in his eyes I knew He’d come back for me Rest in his arms SkyDog

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This Girldog needs Snow, Daddog saze We can’t go 2 tahoe kawze ? We don’t even go for rides 2 nowhere, 4chunatelee, I still go 4 runs wiff Max and George,everydae and play awl afternune, Momdog decided it was tyme 2 move plants in2 different pots, and she gets to surpervize, anofver chance 2 U-s Her electric wuand, ( in past usage the burn heals kwicklee) GirlHumanz seam 2 dig scares, She calls it the MotOvater. The Old Pain &Delite wiff out the Delite, Daddog thinks? she’s trin 2 kill him, Momdog laughs and sayze , “not till the list is dunn and it’s awl in the name of 2getherness

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My k-9 legal teem, Bark,Sniff and Howel Finally responded 2 my RFI, regarding Comfort/Care/of promises made or implied,Guest or family member status and what is noramel 4 my lifestisle, Noteing many gaps in expectashuns and realitee, that will B explaned in detale, once I renew my Relatetchunship wiff them, I am in sumewhat of a kwandery, Due I reknew there services , will I benifit frum there findings ? kowd B Big or nothing,kowd change , The saying ,the “grass is alweighs greener”,cumes 2 mind, Butt how off10 doze it need 2 B moewed /heavenlee greens? And what mour kowd I ask 4 around hear? Loiyers

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