2019-12-12T00:24:37.000Z
This is a konfusing time of year, They put up the plastic tree again, sprayed Pinesol 2 make it seem freash, aparently there R hidden Security cameras with microphones that capture every move we make all year and a list of who goes to church or broken has some made up rule to justify worthyness is U-sd 2 explane Y U didn’t get the items U don’t need or D-cerve ,this information is then scent 2 Haysues who grades on a curve and if all seams in order, is supposed 2 come down the fire havin place, with a bag full of toys and Dog treets, lowered buy 3 Y-s guys U-sing a rope, but he leeves out the front door after removing cookies from a bowl ,washing it down with warm milk then U-sing only the lite of a star 2 C buy He leeves , and does it all over again next door, And the most majical part is somehow the receipts for items left, if knot pleasing or items not asked 4 or not realy wanted or R duplicates that can B returned R in Momdogs purrc and He was born in a barn and its His Birthday, This is there story, butt , U can’t witness this cawz U have-t 2 B asleep 4 it 2 Happen …….all I can think 2 say is Happy Birthday
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This is a konfusing time of year, They put up the plastic tree again, sprayed Pinesol 2 make it seem freash, aparently there R hidden Security cameras with microphones that capture every move we make all year and a list of who goes to church or broken has some made up rule to justify worthyness is U-sd 2 explane Y U didn’t get the items U don’t need or D-cerve ,this information is then scent 2 Haysues who grades on a curve and if all seams in order, is supposed 2 come down the fire havin place, with a bag full of toys and Dog treets, lowered buy 3 Y-s guys U-sing a rope, but he leeves out the front door after removing cookies from a bowl ,washing it down with warm milk then U-sing only the lite of a star 2 C buy He leeves , and does it all over again next door, And the most majical part is somehow the receipts for items left, if knot pleasing or items not asked 4 or not realy wanted or R duplicates that can B returned R in Momdogs purrc and He was born in a barn and its His Birthday, This is there story, butt , U can’t witness this cawz U have-t 2 B asleep 4 it 2 Happen …….all I can think 2 say is Happy Birthday
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook December 11, 2019 at 04:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
I doent no where Daddog found it , it came in the male, He sauw it on line and ask its creator if it wood work 4 me, they said “shure just send the money” So now I have my own translater thingy, We tried it this mournin, on Fred the squirrel, and as I expected,His name is knot Fred, He calls himself Claudus ( still Fred 2 me) Fred is a Jerk, Hasn’t liked me from dae 1, Thinks? I ruu 2 much and have athreta-ning presince, ..My frustration is that now I can understand Hymn but He doent have a thingy 2 understand Me, 2 him my ruues are just ruues .MayB Daddog can sell it on craigslist
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I doent no where Daddog found it , it came in the male, He sauw it on line and ask its creator if it wood work 4 me, they said “shure just send the money” So now I have my own translater thingy, We tried it this mournin, on Fred the squirrel, and as I expected,His name is knot Fred, He calls himself Claudus ( still Fred 2 me) Fred is a Jerk, Hasn’t liked me from dae 1, Thinks? I ruu 2 much and have athreta-ning presince, ..My frustration is that now I can understand Hymn but He doent have a thingy 2 understand Me, 2 him my ruues are just ruues .MayB Daddog can sell it on craigslist
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook December 08, 2019 at 10:12AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
I doent no where Daddog found it , it came in the male, He sauw it on line and ask its creator if it wood work 4 me, they said “shure just send the money” So now I have my own translater thingy, We tried it this mournin, on Fred the squirrel, and as I expected,His name is knot Fred, He calls himself Claudus ( still Fred 2 me) Fred is a Jerk, Hasn’t liked me from dae 1, Thinks? I ruu 2 much and have athreta-ning presince, ..My frustration is that now I can understand Hymn but He doent have a thingy 2 understand Me, 2 him my ruues are just ruues .MayB Daddog can sell it on craigslist
2019-12-08T18:12:38.000Z
Holiday stress,restin time
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Aging Humans can leed 1 2 1der, While waiting 2 lic the brekfest bowl,( Honey-nut ohs) I pounder The look in Daddogs 1’s when he chases and finally capchures the last O,after chasing it wiff his spoon only 2 watch it flowt aweigh again or escape from a group, is 1 of pride/happiness/acccomplishmentandgoalachievementism it almost saze ” I’ve still got ” I gess if it makes him feel good about himself, and the spoon isn’t sharp,, I woent tell Momdog
2019-12-06T18:15:40.000Z
Aging Humans can leed 1 2 1der, While waiting 2 lic the brekfest bowl,( Honey-nut ohs) I pounder The look in Daddogs 1’s when he chases and finally capchures the last O,after chasing it wiff his spoon only 2 watch it flowt aweigh again or escape from a group, is 1 of pride/happiness/acccomplishmentandgoalachievementism it almost saze ” I’ve still got ” I gess if it makes him feel good about himself, and the spoon isn’t sharp,, I woent tell Momdog
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook December 06, 2019 at 10:15AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Aging Humans can leed 1 2 1der, While waiting 2 lic the brekfest bowl,( Honey-nut ohs) I pounder The look in Daddogs 1’s when he chases and finally capchures the last O,after chasing it wiff his spoon only 2 watch it flowt aweigh again or escape from a group, is 1 of pride/happiness/acccomplishmentandgoalachievementism it almost saze ” I’ve still got ” I gess if it makes him feel good about himself, and the spoon isn’t sharp,, I woent tell Momdog
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