In the spirit of this season of selfishness and misplaced, thankfulness and the misuse of Gods creations, Caution Oh Christmas tree , with your bright green branches. Oh Christmas tree what are the chances, while trekking through the snow with axe to swing the blow Others failed, just so you know We picked you, so now we’ll go you’ll be the one that has grown just right and our family voted to take your life and watch you die your needles falling, Into our homes for our holiday joy Yes we’ll cut you down ‘and take you home, far from your friends and family, but only if you have no bad side or if you do we have a corner to hide it in your beauty is special, but not enough so we’ll decorate you with lots of stuff, causing your limbs to hang in pain your only dream,to live again, and then it’s over, I can’t get worst, , but to the curb you go to die of thirst, then to the chipper to be torn limb from limb turned into mulch and spread so thin to help others grow Oh Christmas tree , you tried to duck to avoid the axe, but with no luck you brought two weeks of joy, and hey, maybe they took your picture, capturing the wonder of your creation, In your natural home, to be placed in album. made from another tree Thanks ?

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I have lots of toys, that last thing I kneed is more toys, However, I also no the joy givin me prescence brings 2 MD and DD, So shood I be extra Good,lovin,Oh-beadeeant and actually lissin to them this time of the year, in hopes of gettin stuff,? In truuf I don’t think it matters, I have ben a pain at times , and still got stuff, ( really only 1s,). howevfer, If they b-leave, the joy of givin is tide 2 B-haveyour, and mine falls short in there I’s, They might try 2 recyekle toys they think I’ve 4gtten about ( the 1’s at the bottom of the toy keepin place), My questyun, when/or if I shood start fakin it?, I want them 2 feel I have changed/groan/evolved but don’t want them 2 get U’s 2 it and B disapointed when the C-sons ofver,..Ah my mind is a whirl with thawts this C-son brings

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2019-12-16T22:13:00.000Z

I have lots of toys, that last thing I kneed is more toys, However, I also no the joy givin me prescence brings 2 MD and DD, So shood I be extra Good,lovin,Oh-beadeeant and actually lissin to them this time of the year, in hopes of gettin stuff,? In truuf I don’t think it matters, I have ben a pain at times , and still got stuff, ( really only 1s,). howevfer, If they b-leave, the joy of givin is tide 2 B-haveyour, and mine falls short in there I’s, They might try 2 recyekle toys they think I’ve 4gtten about ( the 1’s at the bottom of the toy keepin place), My questyun, when/or if I shood start fakin it?, I want them 2 feel I have changed/groan/evolved but don’t want them 2 get U’s 2 it and B disapointed when the C-sons ofver,..Ah my mind is a whirl with thawts this C-son brings

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I have lots of toys, that last thing I kneed is more toys, However, I also no the joy givin me prescence brings 2 MD and DD, So shood I be extra Good,lovin,Oh-beadeeant and actually lissin to them this time of the year, in hopes of gettin stuff,? In truuf I don’t think it matters, I have ben a pain at times , and still got stuff, ( really only 1s,). howevfer, If they b-leave, the joy of givin is tide 2 B-haveyour, and mine falls short in there I’s, They might try 2 recyekle toys they think I’ve 4gtten about ( the 1’s at the bottom of the toy keepin place), My questyun, when/or if I shood start fakin it?, I want them 2 feel I have changed/groan/evolved but don’t want them 2 get U’s 2 it and B disapointed when the C-sons ofver,..Ah my mind is a whirl with thawts this C-son brings

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from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook December 16, 2019 at 02:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L

Gettin, Is sumthin I enjoy, and I’m knot aloan, If gettin makes U feel good ,then U should act in aweigh that cawzez Ofvers 2 want 2 give, , the funny part is ,as a Dog, U don’t have 2 try very hard, Knauty and Nice have Know effect on the average Human when it comes to Dogs and Precence. Say they give U a rubber chiken and U destroy it, what happens? U get anofver 1, and they get 2 tell the story,They due shake there heads, but they R smilin when they tell it. Soe We bowf win. and if U doent chew “IT” up ,Ur knot going 2 B Gettin a knew 1.. leevin them 2 feel income plete, , due yoar part there is know joy in givin, if knobody gets

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2019-12-14T17:31:54.000Z

Gettin, Is sumthin I enjoy, and I’m knot aloan, If gettin makes U feel good ,then U should act in aweigh that cawzez Ofvers 2 want 2 give, , the funny part is ,as a Dog, U don’t have 2 try very hard, Knauty and Nice have Know effect on the average Human when it comes to Dogs and Precence. Say they give U a rubber chiken and U destroy it, what happens? U get anofver 1, and they get 2 tell the story,They due shake there heads, but they R smilin when they tell it. Soe We bowf win. and if U doent chew “IT” up ,Ur knot going 2 B Gettin a knew 1.. leevin them 2 feel income plete, , due yoar part there is know joy in givin, if knobody gets

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from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook December 14, 2019 at 09:31AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L

Gettin, Is sumthin I enjoy, and I’m knot aloan, If gettin makes U feel good ,then U should act in aweigh that cawzez Ofvers 2 want 2 give, , the funny part is ,as a Dog, U don’t have 2 try very hard, Knauty and Nice have Know effect on the average Human when it comes to Dogs and Precence. Say they give U a rubber chiken and U destroy it, what happens? U get anofver 1, and they get 2 tell the story,They due shake there heads, but they R smilin when they tell it. Soe We bowf win. and if U doent chew “IT” up ,Ur knot going 2 B Gettin a knew 1.. leevin them 2 feel income plete, , due yoar part there is know joy in givin, if knobody gets

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