from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook December 25, 2019 at 09:35AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Faleeze KnaughtyDog
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Ya no, sumtiems things don’t seam kwite write, I kuddent put my Paw on it, butt i knew things wur different, and Then My knose provided the pruff, Momdog is not cookin a big dinner, So there will B know scraps, know guests with half eatten byest of Meat left on the plates,R comin, know left ofvers. So It’s Kibble, I did C a presence under the tree with lites, and I have sniffed it, , but What is the point of their B-ing a Holidaze, if their R know scraps 4 Me, Humans have all the luc,…… Well, I hope your Christmas Plates R full and your Pups bowls runneth Over, atleast I woonet have 2 fight a bunch of Big Butts 4 my kowch
2019-12-24T17:49:53.000Z
Ya no, sumtiems things don’t seam kwite write, I kuddent put my Paw on it, butt i knew things wur different, and Then My knose provided the pruff, Momdog is not cookin a big dinner, So there will B know scraps, know guests with half eatten byest of Meat eft on the plates,R comin, know left ofvers. So It’s Kibble, I did C a presence under the tree with lites, and I have sniffed it, , but What is the point of their B-ing a Holidaze, if their R know scraps 4 Me, Humans have all the luc,…… Well, I hope your Christmas Plates R full and your Pups bowls runneth Over, atleast I woonet have 2 fight a bunch of Big Butts 4 my kowch
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Ya no, sumtiems things don’t seam kwite write, I kuddent put my Paw on it, butt i knew things wur different, and Then My knose provided the pruff, Momdog is not cookin a big dinner, So there will B know scraps, know guests with half eatten byest of Meat eft on the plates,R comin, know left ofvers. So It’s Kibble, I did C a presence under the tree with lites, and I have sniffed it, , but What is the point of their B-ing a Holidaze, if their R know scraps 4 Me, Humans have all the luc,…… Well, I hope your Christmas Plates R full and your Pups bowls runneth Over, atleast I woonet have 2 fight a bunch of Big Butts 4 my kowch
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook December 24, 2019 at 09:48AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
It was rainin, Momdog felt sorry 4 me and Max so she let us in, first thing Max does is eyeball my kowch, after a sturn warning, He layed on the floor, Then Corey came in 2 pet Me, and Max wesold his weigh 2 get some pets 2, sum times alittle Max goes a long weigh
2019-12-23T20:54:32.000Z
It was rainin, Momdog felt sorry 4 me and Max so she let us in, first thing Max does is eyeball my kowch, after a sturn warning, He layed on the floor, Then Corey came in 2 pet Me, and Max wesold his weigh 2 get some pets 2, sum times alittle Max goes a long weigh
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
It was rainin, Momdog felt sorry 4 me and Max so she let us in, first thing Max does is eyeball my kowch, after a sturn warning, He layed on the floor, Then Corey came in 2 pet Me, and Max wesold his weigh 2 get some pets 2, sum times alittle Max goes a long weigh
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook December 23, 2019 at 12:54PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
In the spirit of this season of selfishness and misplaced, thankfulness and the misuse of Gods creations, Caution Oh Christmas tree , with your bright green branches. Oh Christmas tree what are the chances, while trekking through the snow with axe to swing the blow Others failed, just so you know We picked you, so now we’ll go you’ll be the one that has grown just right and our family voted to take your life and watch you die your needles falling, Into our homes for our holiday joy Yes we’ll cut you down ‘and take you home, far from your friends and family, but only if you have no bad side or if you do we have a corner to hide it in your beauty is special, but not enough so we’ll decorate you with lots of stuff, causing your limbs to hang in pain your only dream,to live again, and then it’s over, I can’t get worst, , but to the curb you go to die of thirst, then to the chipper to be torn limb from limb turned into mulch and spread so thin to help others grow Oh Christmas tree , you tried to duck to avoid the axe, but with no luck you brought two weeks of joy, and hey, maybe they took your picture, capturing the wonder of your creation, In your natural home, to be placed in album. made from another tree Thanks ?
2019-12-18T20:47:19.000Z
In the spirit of this season of selfishness and misplaced, thankfulness and the misuse of Gods creations, Caution Oh Christmas tree , with your bright green branches. Oh Christmas tree what are the chances, while trekking through the snow with axe to swing the blow Others failed, just so you know We picked you, so now we’ll go you’ll be the one that has grown just right and our family voted to take your life and watch you die your needles falling, Into our homes for our holiday joy Yes we’ll cut you down ‘and take you home, far from your friends and family, but only if you have no bad side or if you do we have a corner to hide it in your beauty is special, but not enough so we’ll decorate you with lots of stuff, causing your limbs to hang in pain your only dream,to live again, and then it’s over, I can’t get worst, , but to the curb you go to die of thirst, then to the chipper to be torn limb from limb turned into mulch and spread so thin to help others grow Oh Christmas tree , you tried to duck to avoid the axe, but with no luck you brought two weeks of joy, and hey, maybe they took your picture, capturing the wonder of your creation, In your natural home, to be placed in album. made from another tree Thanks ?
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook December 18, 2019 at 12:47PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L