from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Lots of smoke in the errir, Lights R on, but he’s not going 2 B home, Duck club set-up, ,, No walk 2daz’e, Dogpark trails closed , They seam 2 B worried about extra Hot and Steamy’s catching the centin spots on fire, so it’s Backyard time 4 max and Me, Daddog set up emergency power stuff so Momdog will B able 2 funkshun. , Life without tricity, not 4 Momdog, She Is A Pie-o near woman,Butt no Gudge Judy, be serEus,
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Promizes, weather implied or spoken, Should B kept, Unless, something comes up or it is inconvenyunt,, attitudes change, or 1 changes There Mind,.or realizez there might have ben sum confushun in “what they really ment/what U hurd” Humans, seam 2 play fast and loose with them., I refur 2 the bag of treats, sittin on the counter in the garage, In the night, when DD takes me out 2 go poddy, we pass this bag, Hey , I been good, did what I was requested 2 do ,It has been Implied/promized,, if all Goes (pun intended), well,Treats will b B-stowed, Howevfer, Sometimes I get, sometimes I don’t, , I can’t help butt wunder, if it is related 2 the Amount of “Effort” I displayed or What… Hay, I made a Promize not 2 chew up there shoes,…lately, I’ve had time 2 think about promizes,,I know they should B a 2way street, it also seams, some humans streets R longer than ofvers
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
I saw it all, Daddog got a load of rocks in the trailer, THEY, discussed where the rocks Should/wood B placed,, It was going 2 require a time sinsative,No nonsinse approach, which Daddog suggested wood best B done buy him alone, Butt, after much discusshun, and a willngness rairlee seen Buy Daddog 2 accept help, ( which in his defence, can turn out badlee) They set off 2 place the Rocks, Having limited space in which to preform the task, where 1 slip could cauze phizical damage and or possible Devorce, While unsed, BothParties where “On there Toes”, Completeing the placement in record time, and with know injurees,( I even detected a breef smile on Daddog face ) They proved that atleast this 1 time , common ground/working 2gether could B achieved., A crack in Dadogs defence-sive stance , Which if I know Momdog will B used 2 futther there 2getherness/work on Her ideas,…. I am somewhat conflicted, He was a hero of mine
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Dogpolice came yes-tour-day,sirved Mom and Daddog, wiff sum papers, The way I understand it, Humans can knot fabricate, falsify, or Em-bellish, qualifying acompleshments, 2 gane enrollmenant of the familydog in training classes , muchless falsify Qualifca-shuns or cauze 2 B printed fake deplomas …. The weigh I C it,,If gill-T ( Big IF), they did it out of Love,, and sin-s when is Love a crime or,2 try and by a PET-a Gree ?
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Defin-ish-shun. Male-E-fishent-, What Momdog says Daddog isn’t
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Had a scare 2day, Daddog comes down the stares singin, ” O U can’t go 2 heaven, With nickles in your Genes”, and then rambuld on about dime machines, Then something about “Betty’s car, won’t go that far.”, He has lost it, seems 2 B worried about gettin 2 Heaven, I think, ,it’s knot how you get there , it’s if U R qualified 2 get in
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
My Humans R slow, get-uptime comes and I’m ready 2 go, Butt I have 2 weight 4 Daddog, at times he could pas 4 a snail, I encourage him with Ruu s, and he Ruu s back ,butt he takes 4evfer, This morning he was verbaly attacked buy Momdog, seems she had dreamed about something He might do incorrectly, effecting the rotation of the earth, He had 2 ass-ure her that his actions in her dream were Misguided and it woodent happen again, After a stern warning we got 2 go out., He weighted outside with me till she had her caughee Funny I thawt I ran things around hear
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Around hear, the glow wares off pretty fast, , The new pots got him about 16 ours, then It went quickly 2 What have U dun lately, …she whent 2 do some cups at the potery place this afternoon, Daddog watched OU win, then sat and Planned his next conquest ( prodject, He doesn’t con or quest anymore) upon herein Momdog arrive, He snucked i off 2 the garage, 2 make it look like he’d been busy, Momdog says,” I can’t beleave he’s gone, Daddog says sumthin about Missin Bern 2, and how hard it is 2 try 2 make an adjustment, and here we R, , He dosen’t want si-path thee, just his friend Back, I’ll lay close, mayB if he pets me en -uff,
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
1s again ,I witnessed a return of ” The young peer-amid buildin Daddog”,, ( he moved some heavy cauldrons,in2 place with just his self appreciated skills) 400 lbs molds , used 4 meltin aluminum, he found on craigs list , R now planters in my front yard laying area, Asked if he needed Help, He wood reply, ” I used 2 B a peer-amid builder in anofver life” Or ” I’m havin fun” Daddog likes 2 do the impossible, with little talent,and sometimes he amazes himself an on a good day ofvers.,, 2day, he hert his rist, patten himself on his back. .. Intruth Momdog was recrewted and served as his e-gip-shun slave., butt only in a limited role… ended well, Momdog approved… Three Aleave later , he’s movin slow
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L