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Please say prayers for Dad dogs best friend bernie for recovery from an accident..He really needs them
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Dear Lexi, I have a 2 part question, 1 is there a Ratio of treats 2 actions requested by my Humans, and when should I employ my Selective here-ing? Signed Knuw Pup Dear KP, I scent-s U have already acted in in a “pleasing 2 them Manner” hopefully this was a 1 time thing, Selective here-ing should have been the first lesson your Mom tawt, Humans R tricky, they offer treats 2 coax U n2 behaving The way some IdealDog they red about or ActorDog they saw on Tv Doz, This Dog doz knot exist.. However Treats taste good, bring them along slowly, (U’ll get more treats), But never Perform 4 there friends, when they R showing U off. They will only offer More treats, and talk about your ofver fine qualities. The key is 2 react 2 there request Sometimes,making them feel like they R making progress, But get all the Treats U can.. If U feel like they R gettin frustrated, Lick There faces,,Humans Love effecton, they will melt in your Paws, Lexi
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Temp-ta-shun/thev t , ( tempurary flaw in 1s choices of write and rong).. I’m knot talkin apples and garduns, know sirpents and voices, or leef placemnt.on anofvers an-at-oh-me. I talkin, dinner plates left on low tables, while trusting Huemans leeve 2 get flueids or select the write wine 2 pare with Rib eye stake/chickin, Huemans, think Huemanistically, Hungree Girldogs Doen’t, I have fownd, the punishment 4 thees tie-p of emplusive actshuns (chompin) is less if their is More stake/chickin on the kitchin.kownter…..awl, this showd B concidered when .assking/answering what makes your Hueman a good Provider. Whein food is involved,The pun-sis-mment is alweighs wurth the crime
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
1st, post dated checks R knot cool, On anofver knote, On R walk, Max an Me ( “I” 4 U pruests) got 2 talk 2 a Saint Bernard with a Lisp ..In Hind-site, He may have bin drinkin, His Bark was Sa-lightly different, I no it was mean, it was extreamly hard 2 keep a strait Snout, butt Max and Me almost piddled Rselves, We might have lost a few places in the Dog heaven line
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Daddog says “MY” account has been hacked, please send 100 dollars each, to help Daddog track down the cullprit, He says even 50 could help,I guess I should B upset, But I’m weighting 2 C how much loot we get, It’s like a “go Fun me” request, I feel so Violeted, ( in honor of Norma s Birthday.)………………………………………..The a4 mention d Hack is Bohgus, All funs received will B returned in 1 Dog year
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
I wood B leedDog on a sled teem,.Howefver I woodn’t want 2 do it as a fulltime job, I’m more of a Benthere/dunthat “give direction “kind of Girldog, looks like fun and I wood B recognized as important,butt settin the pace could get old, kinda like B-ing look-t at 4 answers,I’m qualified,insitful, cincere and it’s fun,butt the timing of my responsez Should B My idea, an their is so much presshure,. I Could see myself in the slay tho, mayB even dirivin
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Humanez can apeer smart, don’t B fould,,4instence.. I C ads on the tauking box 4 stuff 2 make things slippery, They have the answer ,butt refuze 2 C it What is the slipperest thing in the world, Doglick, When Daddog washez my Isreem Bowl ( which is not often enouff, ((Stubble request 4 more Isreem)) butt duzz happen) it almost slips out of his hand, He even says ” lexi’s bowl is shure slippery”, He also refuzezez to recognize its heeling properteez, thow He does let me lick a hert when he gets 1, If He coud sell my Doglick, I coud have more stuff/happEness/comfortablecirroundings and live more of the pampered life I dezerve. Howe do I get him 2 d- EVOLVE-pup what is (what can only B descibed as ) ” 1 of My gifts” I coud mayB even get a K9K ( it’s like a 401,even I didn’t get it at 1st)
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
2 ansir newmerus requests, I will explain what makes a good listinerDog Humans nead 2 talk, and R job description calls 4 listinin, Listinin useualee happens when U R alone wiff them, In my case Daddog. Frazes like, Who s a goodgirl or who s the bestest Girldog, R slowly followed by rambling words that have 2 do with something theyR conserned about, and alweighs R accompanied buy Pets/scratches/Loves, U can’t give it and He is not askin 4 advice,just a kind ear and soft fur to pet.Most of the time He doesn’t make cents, only he nose the full extint of what thawts he is havin. Ofver Humans offer advice, U can’t. Yoar job is 2 stay close enouff 2 B petted and mayB throw in some kisses . They may knot solve there problem, butt don’t have 2 explain stuff ofver and ofver. U offer a Wen-wen,U get pets he gets 2 say “It” out lowd, I hope this helps Lex
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Dear Lexi, Do my humans really love me? Angshush Dear Needy Love is a 2 weigh street,, Howevfer, what i do 2 is 2 pur4m this test, While they are sittin, come ofver and sit just out of reech, if they love U, they will make an F-Fort 2 pet/scratch U, make sure U paw them if they stop, this asshures them that U favor there presents/acshuns. repeat if dowt ohcures. .if U feal so inclined, 2 show them U care, come when they call,every thurd time Lex
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L