The more time I spend with Humans , the Funnier it gets, I refer 2 the Graceful ageing process, This morning Momdog and I witnessed Daddog trying 2 get his foot threw the leg hole in his underwear, the underwear was not cooperating,,Help was offered, suggestions,,Questions arose relating to ” Age coordination” anger ensued,, 1 in the group didn’t enjoy the humor in the situation , Moving downstairs, Momdog walked in the kitchen and turned OFF the light, Which Daddog had just turned on,…. From what I am gathering, OldtimerHumanDogs, tend 2 “Slip”, and it is the Duty of the witnessing Human to Catalog these events 4 future ” ” I saw IT coming ” moments with the Fa-zis-shun,, Whether it is Driving “Automatically ” 2 a destination often visited in the past, That We were not going 2 go 2,or Forgeting Key location, names or ” Why I came in2 this Room”, There is plenty of Catalogin 2 do, The list gets longer, . The Fraze ” I’m worried about you” Seems 2 B on the tip of their tongues, But as yet unspoken. Funny now, . When they 4get my food I’ll start 2 worry..,

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I thought I was pretty good at “B-ing A LOOF, I might have met my match. We arrived home, and Max wasn;t here weighting. My importance 2 him , has always been something I just took 4granted, He couldn’t get along with out me,, I thawt… I remember him even sayin that… Seems he did just fine, Well so much 4 His world revolving around me, MayB he wasn’t playing attention during class.., I wonder if it was a case of outta site outta mind ,? Nah.. He’s fakin

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Humans, Don’t set their sites very hi-e, They seem 2 seek a comfort zone and work within, or even backwards in it ,and they seem 2 apply this thinkin 2 us/we/theirPets 2daze Subject is PRAISE.and Expectations,… With us it starts from the time we leave R Mom/Pac, With Mom, any Piddlin or pewin we did was O K and Magically disappeared, Butt arriving at R new home, we R expected 2 Do R business Outside and on command ( C previous post) At first we R givin Papers/Pads/saw dust or some new product 2 soil, then the great outdoors is opened 2 us, Let me say it this weigh, Does anyone tell U ,”GOOD GIRL/BOY” when U produce Pee/Pew ? How wood U feel noing that in their I”s, U R exceeding expectations/Abilities ? When something needs 2 B done, U do,This seems 2 get the same praise ,as “Gettin the Paper” ( which I understand some Dogs do) Or” Gettin Slippers” ( RIP Sam), Sadly, we R knot given the opportunity to live up 2 R capabilities, My ancestors have pulled sleds, Daddog doesn’t even own a sled, I can C myself as “LeedDog”, But Human thinkin holds me back, Seems it is time 4 a 4nickle ( Pair of dime) shift, How can the “sky be the limit” when UR on a Leash, ?

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Dear Lexi What is the rule, 4 where and when to Pee/pewp…………..Curious Dear Curious Unless U want a Smack..Go outside. Then, answer this question First, R U With a Human oar alone?If human involvement is involved, , U should wander/sniff/ wander/sniff, Wander/sniff, then Paws, Sniff, then repeat, pay no attention 2 their frustration/begging/unkind words,/threats, especially if it is raining, or if U R on a trip at a rest stop , if U R threatend with gettin back in the truck, don’t worry, they will stop again. I always say ,” the pur-fect spot is only a sniff away,and regret goes away very slowly” U,ll no it when U find it. .. If U R alone just Do it, This was covered in the Training Man-u-L, Butt I no, sometimes we get caught up in trying 2 please them.., focus.. Remember who is runnin this show Wishin U Good scentin Lexi

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