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Dear Lexi I don;t feel the need to chew my toys, , sign me Wonderin Dear Wonderin My 1st question is,Have U had these toys 4 sometime ? Or R these “Replacement Toys”? If they are New ” Lookalikes” Having the same Squeeker sound and Rubber taste, Perhaps U R Growin-up ( which is never any fun ) or mayB U have ofver interests, Like MayB a Girl or Boy Dog Friend , Everything in life changes, ” When I was aPup, I acted like aPup,” Now I Don’t give a Poop, ,It’s your life ” U rite the Script Lex
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10shions, can run high at x-ms, I witness these events, and am glad Sharpe objects R knot clothes buy, All is calm now. The Apple T V box had 2 B replaced, ,they went 2gether 2 the apple store,( shared Moment insert tear), upon arriving home , I was invited in 2 observe,” The set-up”, Emails ,Passwords, blood types, even shoe sizes were entered, While Daddog sat and offered ” what I wood do’s” or “Just do this or that” or “U want me 2 Try?” and fraezzes in response like ” I did that” or” I can read, that ‘s what it says 4 me 2 do” and the always popular ” Did U change the Password and didn’t ell me?” and then “Call Coreydog I”m goin 2 pottery” ,Corey found,, Credit card had been compromised ,changed billing data.. Shaking his head CoreyDog walked away, know luck buy chance Markdog called, Amazon Has Person U can call , Returning from Pottery, Momdog called and was able 2 install the necessary info., Elapse time 5 ours.. Years off life expectanC do 2 frustration and lack of Harmo- knee un-no-N. In times like these , I have learned 2 keep my Ruuus 2 myself
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I’m many things…Beautiful ,Loving ( don’t want to boar you), 2 B truef-l , (another quality on the plus side) I am knot Trustworthy, If given the opportunity I will break the rules , Butt in my de-fence, ” I’m a DOG”, 2day Daddog presented me wiff a situation, The gate was left in the open position, Was I supposed 2 alert him of his Fo-Paw, and close the gate ? I saw an open gate and decided 2 explore, Had a good run, Daddog drove up and down the street calling 1 of my favorite words “Truck” I came when called, Got a ride home in the front Ceet, I could tell he was worried , Said something about the Coyotes that have been around lately, We both no who was responsible 4 the gate, If I was abettinDog, I won’t put bones on Me knot doing it again.
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Happy Ester ,She lives down the street and just saved 15% on her car insurance, 2Day I”m feeling Lucky, Max and I dodged a bullet, once again we were not dressed in bunny ears or bows , R humans showed us the respect we deserve, and the appreciation of R natural beautiness, WE feel, that B-ing dressed up in costumes is as bad as havein us carry R own Poop ,in a bag around R necks…. In sirchin 4 a reason 4 the need 4 Humans to use cloth and colors, ( was that 2many 4’s?) 2 decorate their bodies, it is easy to understand, Ever see 1 Naked,? ..Max and Me, and I no I speak 4 MD &DD hope your Easter Day is as happy as Ester’s
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Ruues R my words, When I use fraezzes Multipul Ruues R strung 2gether… Humans have Fraezzes 2 ,Butt some of their fraezzes, leeve me curious, 4 some reason the fraezze that comes 2 mind is “Give a Sh*t” which leads me 2 ask Why, is that what you give 2 the Human that has everything?”Take a Sh*t” again Sh*ts R left not taken “Good Sh*t” / ” “Nice Sh*t” Referring 2 Form? ” Bunch of Sh*t” what is the average, ? and “No Sh*t Sherlock” Is this a question?or reference 2 ones ability to comprehend, and who is Sherlock, .. Fraezzes, , I’ll stick with Ruues, and Ruu Ruu,Ruues
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Vent friday I’ve got it ruff… Sometimes ,I have hold my tongue ( try it with Paws) but there R ofver times I feel I musk speak out, Now as U No, I’m an easygoinGirlDog, Always lookin to please, and bring joy/love in2 my humans lives, But how can I make ofvers lives better if I am not the happiest I can B, , Yesterday they went 4 an all day ride, I was left home with Max, which was great, no weighten to Pee, or the window to be lowered,.. Butt, I wasn’t even ask if I’d like 2 go .. if the truef B told, I didn’t miss them until Max went home,,Butt what kind of responsible Dogservants, wood knot even ask, ? The kind that think they no best ,that’s what kind. , It seems ,my friendship with Max, have given them a since of freedom, which I didn’t authorize, ….Also, they eat better than Me
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I’ve been told, I suffer from selective hereing , However in truth it is an art I have perfected, I consider it Bing able 2 Filter out un desired requests.. I think they suffer from Boring or inferior askin. Butt this has encouraged me 2 learn how 2 spell certain wurds, My humans think they’re being sneekey when they spell out wurds like “ryed,” Teruck”Waak” treet, , These are the main wurds that I feel I need 2 no, Their list includes “sit””stay””:’ come” ,which I am more than willing 2 act upon ,if the moowd strikes me, , I am not without what they wood call educat-shun related actshuns , You should C me Shake Paws, of coarse this only in a treet situashun.
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My job description, the way I see it is 2, ALERT Protect,ALERT Sleep,Play,,comfort and give Unconditional Love., with a dose of ther-a-pee, and good nature-ness, of coarse I’m Good at it…Today I found myself with a choice, Do I Do my job , or Cur-tail my work ethic 2 meet a AM related issue. . Daddog arose early,( 8) put me out 2 wait 4 Max, , Of coarse I’m in ALERT moe-d, When 2 Tom Turkeys come walkin threw our front yard.. Gobb-L-N, ,My Go 2 Alert B-gins with Roos, which I insert in2 the situation, Out comes Daddog, SHHHHH, “NO, they’re intrudin” ROO,Ru Ect., SHHH”, . I was removed 2 under Daddogs desk. I was doin my Job, , This is truely a case of Job related Stress.and dis-crem in a-shun.. .. Problem is.. HR appointments ,take 4ever 2 get. …. It’s a DOG life
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My Harness has shrunk,tightness in the chest area , It had been snug but has gotten Snugger,, I E-Quate this to ofver garments ,that MD&DD have had trouble fitting in2 . I have asked Daddog 2 contact the company that sells this Brand of harness, to see if Shrinkage is normal, Daddog, thawt not, and E-lude-d to a possible increase in my Body size, do 2 Mussel tone or wait gain, Even mentioned “Middle age spread” what ever that is.. I mite except Mussel tone, but feel ,the Harness is defective…,I no my Body is still the same Sis- felt temple it has always ben,and another 1 of the benefits of non-littering., I find Daddogs relucktance to pursue this Matter troubling, Momdog said “I’ll adjust the strap” That’s not the answer..,But I’m willing 2 except her solution,until the Product assistance Humans have answered Daddogs email…. weighting to Exhale
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