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Complements..( Honest evaluations). if they weren’t true, could seem, shallow/suspect, But when repeated time and time again, give a feeling of truff, and confidence as well as comfort/love. . Finding the good qualities in ofvers and putting voice 2 your observations, can brighten a day.. .. I am fortunate 2 not only B worthy of complements, ,but showered with them on a daily bases, and I have 2 say, no-ing their sincerity and the happiness just saying them brings otvers, validates my purpose in this life,, ” such a pretty GirDogl,” or the always asked ,” whose” a prettest (best ) girlDog ( Me), always brighten my day, .. I just had a, porch sit with Daddog , weighting.)waiting) 4 Max, and was showered with these and ofver frases, while receiving Pets and Loves…it’s starting off 2 B a great day, and having given Daddog the opportunity 2 express his love 4 me, is always a joy in an of it’s self,,,, May-B this is why I’m soo Humble,? nah
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The sky is falling,feels good on my paws,brings back scents of ofver days, ( I may B the only 1 who enjoys them, humans refer 2 them as Smells)) shure I get wet, but the best part is gettin toweled-off , and the Paw mus-sog-g. ( makes my I’s roll back).( insert Sy ),,of coarse there will B a delay in accessing the big couch, even though my blanket covers the part I use, Daddog gives the best Paw, his towel isn’t bad either, plan B, I can always lay under Daddogs desk, ( heater vent) .. only down side, will Max B able 2 stay 2 day, and will Momdog project/enforce her need 2 C us dry, and make us leave R dry spot under the tree, it’s hard 2 get a cross that we got it covered ( pun intended), Well he’s hear, might B a short walk 2 day, if George wusses out,
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We all have R issues/worries/questions/ doubts opinions and paths we follow, and sometimes we insert these things in2 the lives of ofvers, feeling that R weigh is true, we want 2 share,R enlightenment, so we can show ” we got it figured out”, ..Yes-ter-day it was raining, Max and I found a big tree in the back yard to lay under, we were dry, But Momdog saw us and decided we needed 2 B more dry, in the garage, Daddog was sent to round-up Me and Max.. Max wasn’t goin 4 it, ,so Daddog went and gently helped him in2 the garage, I could see Max was afraid,, so could Daddog, , Momdog offered him a treat and he wood-dent take it, just started whinning, he wanted out/away, George showed up just then, and Max went 2 him, and they went home, , 2day I asked Max what was his fear all about , He told me B 4 , being a rescued rescueDog, he had been locked up in a garage and mistreated, He said he likes Daddog but doesn’t trust many humans, .It B-came apparent 2 Me, Max didn’t need any of my wisdom.. , so we played/ laid 2 gether, and found comfort in each others pres-scents…. I learned another lesson, ..with or without help, Everyone finds their own answers, just B there 4 them
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Daddog’s sad..I’m trying to comfort him..and understand…. It seems….. When U love some1,and they spent 70 plus years Dog years by your side, Whether they R chasing Birds, fetching slippers, listenin 2 your stories , feeling your frustrations, being loved or Doing their best 2 B.a “Good Girl.”, , There comes a time 2 say Good-bye , and ease in2 a restful sleep, with your friend holding your head in their arms. .. 2day SamDog Cochran. ,part of Johns life and a true friend, entered in2 that sleep, ,May the smiles/Hunts and Love they shared, comfort John, always.. Rest in Peace Sam
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(Some words from the wise) Dear Lexi I was left alone 4 2 long, got mad. chewed-up a pear of shoes.. Help! signed Troubled/lonely Dear T/L I 1-se hurd, ” a wag of the tale,while movin your back in a surupteen motion, can melt even the most angry of humans in2 giving pets and loves “. This B-hayv-your is a sure/fire winner when U have been pur-ceved as having broken some stupid rule. ( like they don’t have ofver pears). It makes THEM realize just how cute U really are, and that they might B b-ing 2 strict. ( realize their mistake). It also gives them the feeling, U R happy to see them,…. Humans R sooo insecure. and of coarse….next time Bury the Evidence Lex
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Finally ,,guests who no how 2 behay-v, All my sleepin spots were uncluttered by Human Butts, Discussions were held round the big table, where they Eat/8, .. My only problem was trying 2 get some 1se attention 2 let me out 2 go potty… ( 4 U Purests ” Poddy” ),, .This and all the comments about my Beauty, made it a fine visit.. This year is startin off great
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Dear Lexi what is a good gauge 4 deciding how long I should visit, Kurious Caren. Dear K C, ( if that’s your real name),( not Thera) I have recently incountered,a guest who stayed 2 long, , so I feel very qualified 2 answer your question, 1st B shure U were actually invited , if U were dropped off, U R doomed.., B. treat the guests house as if everything is say-crit, ( chew toys U find R off limits ), III, if your host Growls in response 2 any of your actions, such as gettin 2 close 2 Her humans.or trying 2 we-zal pets.. finalize your will…. D If you were thinkin about flur-tin with the hosts Boyfriend , B prepared to get your ass kicked… 5…if your host wants to sleep where U R resting .move also don’t try any of that. B-ing Cute crap,….V1.. . If you arrived with any of the following, Bed, special food Fooddish,,or your own toys.. , locate the nearest 1st aid kit… Of coarse these R just My thawts, , and of coarse,, U ,not B-ing Me will B your biggest problem.. .. O and always bring a gift. . Lex..
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My New Years wishes, Good health 2 my Humans (, training humans is tuff ) , May I X-perence new tasty treats, that seem 2 never end,… May I B-come more X-cepting and friendly ( if the mood strikes Me)… May I B generous, (but only if I feel I’ve had enough, or realize I don’t want something anymore ). May I B open 2 new ideas ,( that I can claim R my own). .If I am found 2 B at fault, may I find a weight 2 spin my way out of it… and May all Dogs and Humans Have the most happy of a new Year
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