Just an Ob-serv-a-shun.. Ripped Pants.. I see people walkin around with rips/tares in their pants They’re cool ?.., , but Daddogs pants got mended by Momdog, And people look at him as if he is pour, I thawt the idea of Pants was 2 cover Humans leg/skin,…So looking pour is cool if there R tairs,, patching makes it look as if U can’t afford 2 replace your pants..even if the tare is in a vital spot,, Humans pay ofver Humans money to rip holes in their pants, and have 2 pay more money than they wood 4 nice whole pants ,something is wrong with this picture… Give me Fur anytime

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Ruu 2 U,2… it is starting off 2 B a good day,Did a series of Ruu’s 2 get Daddog up, that worked, reminded him Crab was on sale, rode down 2 get some, Planted the thawt of getting Enuff 4 me 2, .. We R goin 2 Tahoe, It will B a small group and I will B the only Dog, so scraps and snow, R the good things, Humans siting on my couch, is the down side… Max will B without me.. An here in lies the problem, it seems , Girl Humans think about things different than GirlDogs, , should I tell Max i’m leavin, or let him think my absence is somehow do 2 with something he did, so he will B-nicer 2 me, or try harder to re-n-force my attraction to Him,?.Doesn’t seem rite, .. .. I say why mess up a good thing, We have something great, MayB I am watching 2 much daytime T V.. what kind of friend wood I B ?… I’m tellin him… It will B rainin hear, so He probably won’t go 4 a walk, so who’s he gonna meet,? Butt why give him Paws.by planting doubt…..mayB I should B nicer?

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Dear Lexi ( aka WiseDog) I inhabit the same house as a Cat, ( i was here 1st ) Where I am the 1 who gives love/comfort and understanding unconditionally 2 my humans.. I hurd about U thru a series of tell-lep-a thee talks with well respected friends, your posts have helped so many, I turn 2 U at this time with my problem… Call it ,, seperation Ang -Z I it T,… When My humans leave, I am stuck with only My thawts and Fluffy, She is a, self centered demanding Jerk, She has no regard 4 My humans po-zes-shuns, She is very crafty and makes messes and broken dishes ,look like I am 2 blame, . I try 2 explain, 2 her that she is being Bad, but she says, ” As a Cat,,Rules don’t apply 2 her, so scrue’em..” ” THEY WORK 4 ME”… What can I do? Rex Dear Rex, Thanks 4 the kind words ,Your problem is not new, Cats have been messin/blamein Dogs 4 stuff , sinceThe mistake of their creation was 1st made, The 1st thing U must do is Look In-o cent, when your humans ask ” who did this?”, Do not lower your eyes or, look away , head up and smile ..if liquid is involved or not,, make shure Fluffy is wet, ,( Use your imagination ) Fluffy cleans herself with her tongue, She’ll remember, This is a good practice always,and u have a height/distance advantage, practice your aim hit her only…,, also your tail can cause unexpected damage, Practice Short wags upon their return, this will he sell your ” It’s not Me “story If fluffy is an In door cat, , figure out a way to open a door,, after she is gone, the accidents will stop and your Humans will realize it was her all along, She will B mad, if she is found, do not help them look 4 her,, U might have 2 N-dure a few Painful scratches, But GirlDogs Respect scares , and will C U as a smart studDog,, , as 4 being lonely, a good chewtoy and an old sock can help.. Your friend Lexi

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The sun is out the sky is blue, there’s not a cloud 2 spoil the view, (credit Buddy Holly) So it’s time 2 pick-up Decoys,Duck season ends Sunday, Last I hurd, The Ducks won, Daddog says he was using staledated shells, 2 give the Ducks a chance, I did not no Shotgun shells went bad., He tried lots of tricks, even didn’t stick his tung out when he shot both times, This is good news 4 Momdog, He’ll B home 2 do stuff 4 her., I can hear her now ” O Pissboy, fetch me that platter” His reply ” AS U Wish”, …(Princes Bride ref)….When Ben was hear, Daddog ask if he’d ever seen SpinalTap, A rite of passage 4 any Lewis,, There is hope, He said no,…………, Well Big Bed hear I come

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Lately, All Daddogs news is Sad, I never met LucyDog Lewis, but I smelled her on Daddog when he came home from the east coast, Dogs can tell alot from a sniff, and She seemed to B a fine Girldog, Daddog says she meant alot to His son Darin ,and his family, She was a rescueDog from a puppy factory, He said, ,Darin ,Ellen, Grace and Ben, the East coast Lewis’s, gave her a new start, and a loving home, and their love was returned many times over, She fit like a glove and was like one ot their fingers, Daddog says All DOGS go to heaven. I understand Humans have 2 B good 2 get in, What better reason wood they need 2 B able 2 C their LucyDog again, Rest in peace LucyDog, from what i’m told, Heaven Has lots of treats/toys/ soft beds and no fleas,, All of us a very Sad They lost a finger

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Security has been up-graded,Pass-words changed,Bark activated locks removed,along with installing Paw resistant door handles, They appear 2 B serious this time, They have overlooked something, and I will find it…As I continue on my life journey, I will note the effect a teenage Boy has on Geezers, Mine were especially hit hard in the Refrigerator area, The supply of Banana Bread, was wiped out,as were bags of cookies, Momdog had 2 fix double portions of meals , so Daddog could have some , Ben was asked what he liked, ?Everything was his reply, He didn’t seem 2 have a “FULL” setting… I’m just glad he didn’t like kibble, Ben left ,this AM , Momdog got up and made him up some food 4 his flight, But really was protecting next weaks rations , , Daddog let Ben shoot some Pellet guns in R backyard after Max left, I didn’t watch. , He seemed 2 have a good time, puttin holes in pieces of cardboard,.. ,.Ben got 2 meet his great uncle Dave, and saw Mark and Min, Aunt Tyla, and Corey and Vera at the”Momdog made” Taco feed last night.. once again ,he didn’t drop even 1 morsel…. He will B missed

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What good R smarts ,if they R unused…, R escape ( Max and Mine) was engine-eared and carried out by Me, found a weigh 2 open a gate, and go 4 an unsupervised run, Daddog found us and used the old” Truck “call 2 corral us, In ofver news, Ben is having his second Bur-eat-toe of his trip, also Daddog had 2 tell the owner of the Doe-nuts shop ,”Ben was just visitin” and 2 cancel the plans he started 4 an x-pan-shun….This morning, Ben left his door ajar, so I could wake him up.. gave him face licks.. Win Win It has been great having him hear, even though he doesn’t share/drop much of his food.. Nice 2 have someone around with engerknee

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Ben seems 2 B . “a chip 2wice removed” ( think “off the old block”), Daddog took Ben 2 the Warriors game, ( they won), and then up 2 the Duck club ( guess U don’t have 2 B a duck 2 get in) where he taught Ben how 2 miss ducks, Ben did kill the crap out of some water bottles, I welcomed Ben ,by bustin in his room and giving him wake-up kisses, the jury is still out on how that went over., 2day Daddog is going 2 have him “Fix” or instruct, Daddog on his mobile device, good luck Ben..Ever wonder how U break a cell fone, have Ben Sit on it, They no sooner got home ,then they had 2 go 2 the Apple store, butt when they go home, I didn’t C any apples, , battin a 1000…They did stop at Costco and pick up some crab.. Yumm.. by the way the three our ahead thing is useless.

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