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IT’s the season 4 giving, don’t make a common mistake B 4 U get a Dog /Puppy 4 Christmas It has come 2 my attention that many misguided humans like cats. A cats only purpose is 2 B chased, They no nothing of Love, com-panyawnship loyalty, or understanding. They feel like They R the reason humans R alive, and will B vindictive if not obeyed, . never get a puppy, when there is a cat already in the house, cats have a way of taking advantage of a pups good nature, however an older dog can enjoy many ours of chasing and upsetting a cats life, ..Many of the ofver Dogs I’ve questioned , say their life took a turn 4 the better when The cat in the house was Declawed.. Please don’t B fooled by a cats purring, what they R really says is “SUCKER,/Slave…. This message brought 2 U by RescueDogs everywhere, Choose Us, We will Love you til we die
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Dear Lexi Is there really a SantaDog’ ?.. R there rules that need to B followed, 2 get him 2 do what ever he does ?, Rules can B troublesome, stylecramping, mood breaking, and can B very restrictive,… I am told ,they provide structure …Wiff out rules there might B Ka-oss, but wiff out them who would no the difference…, I have never been 1 2 intentionally break a rule…, I HAVE chosen 2 ignore or analyze a situation 2 determine what action I should follow … Is SantaDog , a tool Momdogs use 2 coheres a certain type of B-hav-your, so they can have their weigh. or A Magical spirit , That is 2 B feared,, or a path to receiving a reward ?… I don’t want 2 lose out, if he ex-ists… but don’t want 2 limit my free spirit. ….Sign Me Greedy GusDog Dear G GD If I were U , I wouldn’t take the chance, The SantaDog thing seems B seasonal , , but Momdogs have long memories, as 4 rules, U can always make it look like their requests R your idea… just B good 4 goodness sake Lex
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Dreams: I dream a lot, sometimes in Dreams I chase Rabbits, I never catch’em, funny thing is I’ve never even seen a Real up close Rabbit, I have never smelled a Rabbit , So what am I really chasing, ? Squirrels, I have chased Squirrels, almost caught one once, But I dream of Rabbits, Do Rabbits and my quest 2 get them, really translate in2 some need or desire that Is missing in my life? It seems I want something and don’t even no what it is, I have a great home, family, FriendDogs, shouldn’t I B at peace, Happy? .. I’ll tell you one thing They are Fast
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2dayz thought 2 Much of a good thing is not enough
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Lexi My humans are Age-ed and deep sleepers, I can “Hold it” until they get up, butt sometimes R more difficult than ofvers… Help! sined…..WigglyLegLassie Dear WLL I 2 have Older Humans with no purpose/responsibilities, While their late Knights provide me with a “Last walk of the day” What they call their”Beauty Sleep” ( Not working) can make 4 ang-shus- times, I have found a cold/wet nose placed on any exposed skin will get the desired results. Licking if chosen, should B done quickly 2 avoid quick swinging motions that will B triggered and. remember…No water after 9 Pm Lex
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Dear Lexi: I have always been complemented on my beautiful coat, I am quir-e-us as 2 why when I get wet I am not hugged as much as U”s-Ual…….. sine Me SadDogSally Dear SDS Humans can B so unkind at times, And when their noses are involved, they can show their ugly side , We all have wet coat dayz , throw in, things U might have rolled in, and the combination can o-fend, ( Some) We look at it as “Just B-ing Us”…..about all U can do is wipe your paws, and hope they towel U off..Take the Hi path.. They don’t smell so good at times when they’re dry… give a Bark-out 4 Hot air rising and take short breaths… if that doesn’t work Rub against them Lex
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The scene… Daddog siting at the computer, hoping 4 a post from Norma Bullock-Butner+, 2 bring focus 2 the season…. Eatin his dinner .sharing his steak with me…And here-in lies the question, Is a bite a bite ?, or does it have 2 have mostly meat in the offered portion ? Some cuts of meat have a layer of fat that can B tasty ,2 some or can B discarded by ofvers who R Hoyty,toyty ,,lucky 4 me Daddog is anything but Hoyty,.. Toyty is another story… I feel gettin is better than not-gettin, and I can truly say “Costco has great Meat, ., so gettin is good…He is a sloppy eater, so 2-nite I also got Peas…….. Fade to the commercial of Santa stopping to let the puppy Pee…… doesn’t get much better than that
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