A wise Dog once Telepathed,” Love Like UR Loved,.. U-se your Thawts to promote X-xceptance 4-giveness, Guy-dance, 2 find inner Peice and Understanding ” ” 1se mind needs 2 B open 2 new situations , Procedures, I-deas.”.. Of coarse this is the same Dog promoted butt sniffen….. Who was this Dog ?…… My world is spinning at it’s normal rate, 4a while there , I needed 4 paws to hang on…, Daddog brought a feeling of safety and comfort with his arrival and understanding of my drama filled life X-perence….He says, without some Discomfort,, how would we no what good feels like ? He is either wise, or needs to get serious Help

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I may B looking 4 a new home SOON…,My Friend ? Coreydog is Dog sitting Thera ” The Tramp”, Turns out this responsibility was not thawt thru, there is a gap in sitting capability, and Momdog said WE wood B happy to pick-up the slack, Thera is coming 2 stay 4 2 days/ nights .. No ! asked Me, or seems 2 care of my feelings, ” She’ll B fine” ( ME) I’m not Happy, and she hasn’t even arrived yet. , I could loose it , and what’s wur-st , Daddog leaves 4 the Duck club in the A M … The only 1 that see’s things my way..Leavin… I have never been a HI-Road type and don’t feel now is my time 2 start, … right now , I should B considering all the positives in my life, but This may B a deal breaker.. May B it’s them havin “Good feeling overload , b-ing caught up in the season”.. Well I’m Not.. How do I convince them ” This is a Bad idea “…if U look-up “Gracious Host”, My name does not appear…. Did Santa see the deleted tapes

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He came, DadDog said he wood-nt , and I had 2 weight along time , butt Max arrived, 4 R Christmas Day walk… Said He had to weight for presents 2 B opened.. The humans that were 2 come 2 R house arrived after I left, and Opened presents B 4 I got Back…. I got some Real Beef Bones and chewsticks.. butt best of all,, I got credit 4 presents I didn’t even buy.. Momdog got an Airfryer and Daddog got a ,keep stuff cool bag., It was not without Drama, TheraDog , was Hear when I returned With Max. Ocweard.. She stayed in the house, the Humans thought it was funny, I didn’t……MarkDog got Daddog a Drone, … this is not going 2 end well…………., hope all had a great Christmas

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In search of Sock…. Merry Christmas to all Twas the night B 4 ,the night B 4 Christmas , about 7 Oh clock , I sit by our tree ,lookin 4 my sock , I’ve sniffed and sniffed ,it’s no where around I will not rest til my sock it is found .., My short term memory ,isn’t that short, but my nose is assured, now’s not the time to abort, .. There R packages and boxes and bags full of stuff with ribbons an bows that should B enough , 4 all the humans that will gather round the tree , A sock with my name , oh where can will it be? , I’ve been good enough, I’m not a saint, I ‘ve never tried 2 B something I A-nt, Just being Me should B enough , now where in the heck is my sock full of stuff, Momdog just came in with a box in her hand More stuff the arrange looks like her plan on the top of the box ,something red I see It’s my sock..With my name. It’s empty.. My heart just sank 2 the bottom of my chest A day more to wait, will B a big test. Will it B full or just a Fa-sod. will I B happy or just given a nod I’ll have 2 wait for Christmas Morn 2 C what i’ll get Bummer

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This might be 1 of” Those”, …Those Things, events, happenings that happens in 1s life that isn’t a game changer but give 1 paws. ( with a U, an S and an E hold the W ). Max is my special friend, we communicate at a very hi level, about all kinds of stuff,. I feel i no him pretty well., as he does Me. and sometimes , U think without thinkin thru ,like just “O K” . not thinkin in depth, just accepting,…. Well 2day i got a chance 2 look deeper, …Max being a Malamute, , Alaskan type Dog, 1 step removed from a wolf, whoe’ s human, feeds him raw meat as his only food, and I were on our walk, We came upon a fisherman type guy, Max’s human got 2 talkin with him and ask how he was doin… ( how ‘s the fishin).. The Guy say ” good” and shows us a 4 pound ( big) fish, He holds it out 4 Max 2 smell.. and Max grabs it, won’t let go, , turns out Max loves raw fish and thawt the guy was givin him some, I’m goin ” come-on Max ” But no. Max is locked on…, George ( max’s human) puts his fingers in Max’s mouth, and finally Max lets go, The guy was cool , and says “maybe That wasn’t such a good idea “.. apoloGGGs all around… It dawned on Me, Hey Max is 1 paw away from wolfs, wolfs ,eat raw stuff , at times if the situation presents itself ” Fish” …… Aside from being a Heartthrob, I ‘m in Love witha CaveDogDog

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Dear Lexi howl is it, We ,the most faithful , loyal and loving animals on earth ( Dogs), get the last of the chew toys on the petco shelves,4 hour Christmas presents ?.i It seems our happiness is an aftethawt ,is it because we R only able 2 give licks and kisses 2 show that we care ? . sign Me Dry Mouth Dan Dear DMD Last year I received such a gift,, a rubber chicken ,2 show my distaste 4 their choice, it was never even sniffed yes as hard as it was, especially with that seductive squeeker, I made my point,. and as we no.. Points only work if the ones U R trying 2 reach R looking in the right direction… However, My statement might have backfired , I have hurd them saying , “maybe She has en-nuff toys” . considering they don’t even U-s their front paws to run, maybe a more suddle approach is required… I always have the answer to these tuff questions, but I’m afraid, i’m going to have 2 get back 2 U….., I guess, it’s the thawt that counts,…. 2 them Lex

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