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Sometimes I witness the interaction B-tween. MD and DD, and am amazed, by how artfully MD can spin a situation ,so that she is not guilty of whatever she has wrongfully accused DD of committing,. She truly has a gift. .. They are planning a trip. 2 You’re-Up.. MD making res’es, .. MD”Where is your Passport?”DD I gave it 2 U “MD I can’t find it” it must be on your Messy desk” DD. I’ll Look.. MD “U need to B more careful/neat.” DD looks 4 2 daze, Nothing… MD looks 1 more time in the safe., finds it… MD ” If U would put things where they B-long, life would B alot easier” .DD ” I gave it 2 U ” MD Your desk needed cleaning anyway ,U got lucky this time” “DD “I’ll try and do better ??”…..Ya gotta Love it
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Thank DOG, it’s over…I saw the invites, at no time did it mention ” bring your Dog “.. “He’s a good Boy, He won’t cause any trouble ” I was banished to the backyard, where Max and I were resting, As I looked thru the slider , Of coarse my first concern was for the corners of the furniture, the fact that everyone was making a fuss over Him didn’t help e-ver, . Max kept askin. ” Who is that guy ?” I was Let in after Max went home, , after the meal… No scraps.. Plate lickin .. Nothin…. he said His name was Barnz,, He missed Handsome school, or had 2 drop out, , I tried to make it clear he should ask B-4 messin with my stuff,… Duh !.. If ever there was a K-7 he is 1..
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Daddog just washed all my Paw prints from the sliders, my art work is not favored at Thanksgiving, and cleaned the Bathrooms/mirrors.. NO-N to his previous and current wife as ” Last minute Lewis” With less than an Hour til they get here. Daddog has started his Holiday HELPing routine, Says He’ll get it done, Momdog isn’t amused, This year was promised 2 B different, . With all the TV’s in this house ,He should have been able 2 hit every room, , I am being asked 2 wipe my paws, … Company !.. Momdogs Mantra,….” If you want a job done, invite people over…” It’s called Wife 101
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Some dayz R better than ofvers, But it B-comes harder and harder 2 tell which 1’s R, less better, I could get upset about the arrival of the ” relaxin area stealers,” but I no the trade- off is many of them R sloppy eaters, and of coarse I will B showered with complements….I AM 1 luckyGirlDog ,…… In keeping with my “try it 1’s ” attitude.. 2nite I was introduced 2 deep fried soft shell crab.., It was different,, Daddog says the only real crabs R Dun-gen-us crabs, west coast , melt in His mouth crabs. that we go over 2 the big water place and buy them off the boats that catch them.crabs… I think the reason I got the one I did , was cause he wasn’t goin near it… it came in a takeout box from a cage N restaurant.. I don’t drink Booze, so the fact, ,Soft-shell crabs R cooked whole and the frying cooks all the gunk. inside them was a turn off, ,so it took a minute to work up my nerve, But I figured , if I can eat something that has fallen on the floor, what the heck, the trick is 2 swallow fast…. 2morrow I get Tam and turkey with no gunk… My Life gets Better and Better….
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From the words I am hearing, Humans are 2 arrive in the near future that have never eaten B 4, Momdog is fixing food , the good stuff, Got a Honey baked Ham, Turkey, (She could stop right there as far as I’m concerned, ) Potato’s and ofver things designed to make people want to nap after con-sum-shun, Daddog begged 4 his favorite dip, So it should B fun… Now as U no, I’m more of a half-full kind of GirlDog, , But..Visiting Hungry Humans, mean one thing, Displacement, Me b-ing Displaced from my Couch, Love seat and Auto-man.. If the ratio of Scraps is high enough, I can survive…Daddog Says the smoke from the big fire in Paradise ( only 20 miles away from where he hunts ) has been very Bad,… My friend Sandy-Sierra’s House got burned up, as Did Robears, both R O K , Sandy’s Dogs made it out Ok, but Robear lost his cat, Daddogs blind partners family,,Gru up in Paradise,as did his wife’s family, , who still lived there… all lost everything…I feel so Bad 4 them……Daddog has..made a donation in my name. We all have things 2 B thankful 4… I will try to focus on that the people I no of R safe
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Just thinkin about Tahoe, Skydog came 4 a visit, , She may B an oldtimergirldog, but she can still make her point, 1 morning ,I went down and jumped up on the Bed she and Bernie were sleeping on, Mistake, She really let me know the she was still a protecterdog, Growlin/Teeth…, I told her , I always do this when we have guests, so they will get up. She suggested I rethink this tradition,.. she really enjoyed the couch, and the pillows 4 her head,and even found a special spot 2 scent, .. I really miss my Rock, it’s like ,it’s where I should B, I’m somewhat low on subjects, but Daddog says , when they Bcome aware I’m there, they’ll show up.. Time 4 my walk.. Keep your Dogs safe and Donate Dog /Pet food 2 a shelter
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It’s the little things that make life worth living. On our walk 2day,, I stepped on something that hurt my paw, Max rushed right over to see , His concern meant alot,, MayB I will Keep Him…..( insert AHH)
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Thought 4 2day Keep you I’s on the future and don’t step in your own crap Lexi
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Well looks like Daddogs arm candy job is secure.. Momdog won..
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