Lexi answers a burning question Why are Dogs Happy ?.., I think it is because we don’t have the concept of time..A Minute,?What is “next Momday,? . what are Years? what do Clocks do? what is Soon ? A Deadline ? Wait? for what? Dogs no Now, Now is the present, Now is all that matters, How are we supposed 2 understand “It’s almost time”?.. We have needs, and they all need 2 B acted on NOW….We live in the moment….. , I guess Time is Up, See U next time ?

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There are a number of Dogs in my neighborhood, It falls on the firstDog 2 alert the others, if trouble is a Paw, There is one Dog, He is a yappinDog, and the ofver Dogs no,if he Yapps, 2 take it with a less than the urgency a standard alert would require.Some of us use different methods, . Many times I’m “First on the scene” and of coarse use the Roo , and give a full description of the situation, with detail ( pun) . I only Bark if the intrusion is M N it .. Ofver Dogs use the continuous Bark method, which can lead to confusion and Mistrust, . This is the reason I wrote ” U 2 can Roo ” which will be available soon on Amazon, . If your Dog is a Barker, Maybe this Book is 4 U,

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Treats is good, So What is being treated ? A Treat ( in my experience) is given 2 show love, kindness, jen-er os it-t, appreciation. , So 2 B Treated wood seem 2 mean, having been given a treat, Good right, So how could U B Mistreated, Does it mean U missed a Treat, Or was the missin Part intentional, and what kind of Jerk ,wood Do that. I can’t imagine, seeing the promise of receiving a treat and it B-ing withheld. just to make a point or as punishment 4 a different point of viewpoint It is a confusng term, Hope I never find out the mis Part, … And what is Punishment?.. The act of trying 2 make something seem funny another way ? Humans and their words

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If it just happened 1-sis, I could let it go, even 2wice, might B over lookable, But it’s an everytime thing, Everytime a Dogfriend comes over, My humans make a big fuss over the ofver Dog, totally ignoring Me. Pets,Loves, Talk of their great beauty,Like.. the ofver Dog is the reason they have Me, It hurts my feelings and leeds to misunderstandings with the ofver Dog and Me, .” They must not like U very much” is what I hear… What should be My response ? Maybe I should write a letter 2 myself,

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Their excuses…,U don’t need clothes, cause U have fur, U don’t wear jewelry, a necklace, or paw ring, would be a waste,. Your toy box is overflowing with toys , some of which have never been chewed, , no gym membership, U get walked everyday, no special bed, U have a couch loveseat and attoman, big bed and oriental rugs 2 sleep on,, ” Lex you are hard 2 buy 4 ” So we got U a gift certificate 4 your Birthday”..” we’ll go shopping “. .. I no what will happen, they will give something they already had , and call it a treat,…. Happy Birthday Lex…WE Love you….. That’s really all I Wanted.

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Daddog has a cell fone, some consider them leashes, some their ticket to the world. Daddog says “it’s 4 Him, 2 use 2 interact if He wants 2, and there in lies the problem… Many people he no-s, have shown frustration with him because he never answers his fone, . and I guessThat is O K , BUT not when it effects ME, Max’s Human called Daddog , left a message, stating, well I don’t no what it said, because he still hasn’t opened it, but the house fone wrang this morning awaking a sleeping Momdog, I hurd George’s voice saying he was out front and didn’t Daddog get the message ,that my walk was 2 B early 2day, now Daddog was about 2 step in2 the little stall that spirts water,, He grabbed his robe, and took me down to meet George, George had seen Momdog in her curlers, so he apparently doesn’t scare easy,, but boy did he jump,, But all this could have been a non-thing if Daddog had checked his fone,.. It has been a struggle to effect change in Daddogs weighs, He refuses 2 admit it is not all about him, it’s That it effects ME, .. crisis averted this time

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Dear Lexi I friend came over for a play date, out of a clear sky, He picks up my Squeeker and Squeeks it, I didn’t take it well, He played all in-o-cent, . was I wrong ? …Confused Dear Confused. The fact that a Male guest would invade your Squeeker sang-tum, is troubling, Your Squeekers should B squeeked, by U only, unless you R trying 2 take it 2 another level, , of coarse this depends on your ” FIXATION “, if U get my drift, .. Do U want him 2 return,? Does he have other redeeming qualities ?.Was it a gentle squeek , or something aggressive ?. Kibble for thought,, U did right by putting your Paw down, . from my experience, BoyDogs can lite fuses, Pro and con, U received the con, but U can bring out the pro ( read Lexi 101).. Fine BoyDogs don’t just fall out of trees….,Give him another chance Lexi

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Some things U just can’t make up, Daddog walked threw the door, , I gave him a warm welcome, Momdog said those 3 litlle words.. “something is beeping upstairs..”. ( the ” is”is silent, ( the first 1 not the second).. So Daddog sits down 2 take a nap, Unableness raises it’s ugly head and the next thing I no, we are headed upstairs 2 find the beepin, beep.. Ass-essing the situation , 3 things could be making the beep, the alarm, a smoke detector and the thermostat .. Daddog goes for the smoke, changes batteries nothin, then he put his ear up 2 the alarm and hears the alarm beeping., He dials the phone number of Protection ! sets up an appointment for next wednesday,. he proceeds to disconnect the wires , but the beeping continues, which is impossible be cause it is not hooked up, now the hall is ( again not silent) the kind of place where sound travels ,so 2 locate the soar-ce, takes a trained ear, Daddog does not po-zess 1, so the next step is the battiers in the OFF thermostat, The beep continues,next the smoke detector is remove to a safe place, (4 it’s own protection) 2 another room, beeps ,there is a capacitor, with wires He didn’t cut, beep , beep beep. The more he listens the more it seems the beeping is coming from the non-electronic washbowl located on a table under the alarm, So he moves the bowl and the table it rests upon… and discovers a 4th device.. a battery operated carbon mo-nok-side detector. .. removing it stops the beepin, some time has passed since B gining this chore , so nap time has been canceled…. So Daddog does what he does best, Fixes a liquid refreshmeent.. Never a dull moment,, He told the alarm company the funny story, when he canceled..

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