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Dear Lexi, why don’t pancakes have pockets to hold the butter and syrup like waffles, asking for a friend, … Scrappy Dear Scrappy…. The answer is Syrup- ptitious
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I counted 5 squerrels/squirrels in my back yard, Daddog cut some branches so they wood?would have to run across the ground, to reach another tree, my plan is evolving, don’t no/know what I’ll do when I catch one, could get messy, I’d just like to nap in peace
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Not al LTL R easy Dear Lexi: My name is Jennifer (not Her real name), I have read your advice to ofver Dogs, and find myself at tails end, I am what I wood call a normal looking GirlDog, 4 -ish Medium build, muti-colored coat,,Not nearly as pretty as you but, have turned a few heads ,I work out,, so what’s not to like ? I can’t seem to find the kind of friendship you have with Max ( he’s a dreamBoatBoyDog,) any suggestions , I have tried , being aloof, Shy ,forward,dominate, submissive , and can’t get A BoyDog to give me the time of day,or a sincere sniff .. Please Help. Dear Jennifer,. ( insert Tear) It appears you R suffering, from N B L( Not Being Lexi)` I noticed you did not enclose a photo, so my first suggestion is , get some head shots, If I read B-tween the lines correctly, you R no longer able to have Pups, this can be a date-killer for some BoyDogs,..However, Many Relationships can be fulfilling and special without , “the messy part”,, Sometimes Fate can jump up at the strangest time and Happiness just happens, Be open to all possibilities but remember, trying 2 hard,can be a turn-off, Encourage your Humans to take you to a nearby Park, ,Don’t give up , there’s more than one BoyDog in the Kennel , keep lookin..Good luck, Lexi
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It seems , everything I do, ends in a nap,, problems seem far away, answers , while confusing, can be just a closes lid away. The call of the couch/bigbed/or other nappin spots is ever present and I have some trippy Dreams, .. This is a great gig, no thera-P required, I recommend it, .Probably why I always come back as a Dog..
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Well,. in he spirit of the Truth and On-esty, The mention of Howard’s demise was used to bring forth the nature of my resolve, in relieving the present squerrel ( O k Betty, Squirrel ) infestation , The a 4 mentioned , The timely death of Howard, wasn’t directly caused by Me, I was present, and my Bark and glare did distract him,causing him to misjudge his next step on the wire he was on, and was using to an-tag-in-eyes Me, Daddog thinks (?) what he was saying is “You can’t catch me”,( Repeated Many times), Howard slipped, falling in the path of a passing truck, still alert he tried to dodge ( Chevy) the tires and did, but didn’t take into account , the trailer it was pulling, Becoming a Flat Squerrel,, .Daddog did chuck him , but no dirt was used , In correcting this story, I don’t really feel better,, but with Honesty comes peace, I will sleep better tonight…. it seems , if you don’t tell the truth, there is always some 1 who Nose it,and your credibility is gone……….( I no the truck driver )
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squerrel, , I’ve got one in the back yard, In MY back yard, if I were to name him, which would imply acceptance which I am not doing , his name would be Rocky, he seems to fly between the trees, I’m a stealthDog, I can sit for minutes on end and wait, Just when I had The Rock, if we’re using that name, treed, He jumped to another tree and disappeared, Now I’m Fast, but I don’t climb trees, He seems a bit overconfident, He will miss a branch, And I’ll have Him ,,He talks alot,I don’t speak squerrel, but I No jerk when I hear it, Max says “Who cares”…. BoyDogs….. .put your bones on the Lexiigator, I hope it will happen soon,I been starin up so long my neck is crampin, ………..You might.remember Howard, who One then..? ……( Many Posts ago there was a squerrel ,Daddog named Howard, every bit the jerk R—y is, He was a frontyard Squerrel in the end Daddog put him on shovel. and put dirt on him, ). I’m on a mission. again.. …….,
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List under ” Things that make you glad , U R not Me”…” 32…. Having to wear a wet Harness, because , someone watered the flowers and forgot My harness was in a flower-pot looking thing on the porch….The only up-side, was the adventure Max and I had..4 miles of pullin and Ruu-in .. Gettin ready for the I-Dent-a-rod,, Max says He’s never seen Snow, I told him ” it’s cool “
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