I was rudely dragged from the big bed this morning, 2 B truthful, I had ben ignoring his calls for my presence , my sensors had picked up ,a disturbance in my comfort zone , trouble was a paw, Upon descending the stairs and being leased, I was confronted by a most terrible sight, buckets of soapy water ,lined up in a most 4 bidding manner, along side a pile of towels, yep a baffe was in my fu-chure, The reason it seems, was an itchy hand ,Daddogs, Last eve while being adored, and receiving pets, scratches under my chin were preformed, un B noinched, to me ,Poison oak had attached itself to my Fur and had then attached itself to Daddogs hand, This prompted the Baffe, of coarse , warm water was used, He’s good about that, but a 7 am a baffe , is not my favorite wake-up activity, now the trick is 2 B dry enough to ride in Max’s car, , I think the stuff attached itself 2 me on our walk, I dd stray off the B-tin path , but just 1-sis

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They arrived early, in fact 2 early..,Daddog had not yet approached our computer, I seems Momdog called the Pop-up Add people,( the 1 s on facebook ) because Daddog is out of control, in purchasing neat stuff,… He is Refurred 2 BUY the advertisers on facebook as an easy mark, Fish on!,,, After the Nigerian prince, never showing up , and all our financial worries disappearing,, He began to question his decisions. So he turned to facebook, because if it is on facebook it’s got to be the real deal, This all took an unpredictable turn, when the P U A people, turned on Momdog,4 being a party-pooper Momdogs Thera-pee is on special 4 $29.99… and it arrives in 3-5 business days , and has a tracking #, what more could 1 ask 4…, ………………………………………..ever notice the facebook folks want facebook to start with a capital ,,maybe for peoples, I’m a Dog

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Sometimes things go better than planned,Daddog arrived home and I greeted him with a # 1 on the excitement scale , The face lickin part was A -Dud ( aided) by Daddogs recent come-some-shun of a jelly sandwitch, ( they live in the desert or by the beach , and taste gritty), best part of the return was some previously eatin from, but still meaty steak bones and scraps, no T shirt, but they only have 2 leg holes anyway, good to have him home… FTI, ( for those interested) I measure 4 feet 4 inches from tip of tale ( tail) to tip of No’s .. Laying Lying down…. it will be on the test

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Max and Eye, R over achievers, Our breeds are known to be Diggers, Holes R Us… We’re not sure what we’re diggin for, guess we’ll no that , when we find it, but Eye can ass-your you of 1 thing ,It is not safe to walk on our hill at night, Daddog says we should refill an empty hole after we’re done with it, We’re diggers not fillers,, who ever hurd of Dogs that fills their o n holes. .. DentistDogs ?, I think knot, so far we have found some roots and old can , a long sprinkler pipe,and what appears to be a Dinah shore bone,( R I P Burt,).. ( you won’t get it unless U R 70 plus, or Maybe, Bettyish, Joyceish or Normaish, and saw the USA in a chevy )), Max thought he had a gofer, or mole, turned out to be an old sock ,, Eye agree ,who buries socks ? it’s all in R plan so We’ll Have to get a Pet=i-cure

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