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A letter recently received, Dear,All-Wise Lexi While visiting the Vet the other day, the need to find my body temperature became necessary,, We have all been subject to being probed, however the insult that is most hurtful is, not being trusted to hold the probe in my snout, like humans do< What is their reasoning? power, sadistic pleasure, ? sined Please use Lube Dear P,U,L, , I ass-old Daddog, He ass-sured me, it s for our safety,, Butt, that doesn't ease the indignity of the procedure, Heating the probe ?, apparently can give false readings,, and what temp wood be Just right ?, I usually recum-mend, turning the other cheek, when it comes to insults, , and Passing gas at that moment can be a good payback but is also tricky, so let's put those thoughts in the rear.. The only answer I can ass-ertain, is .....Don't get sick A W Lexi Lewis,
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FyI… I am excepting Ride offers,….After another Dr. visit, by Daddog, something about “beathable/limitedi air access, or limited Rib intake room, He has been banded from vehicle operation for the 4seeable future,(2 plus weeks).. all applicants must enjoy slow speeds and open windoes …..I am finding out Heavy Breathing doesn’t mean what I thought it did
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Control,/leadership what’s wrong with that, somebody has to set direction and others seem unwilling or to distracted to set a Path, I am quite good at leading, while others are confused by the simplest of suggestions, I see a clear goal and the necessary steps to implement it, call it a gift.. Just because U don’t have the answer, doesn’t give U the right to stall Happiness fulfillment for others,realizing there are more gifted leaders in this world can be a sign of Doginal growth,.. There are more Lassies and Rin-tin-tins just waiting their chance they go by names like Spot ,Max and even Lexi, put your tail in the restin position and open you ears,Help be an avenue for change,.. posters a being readied as I speak, the futree is in your hands, paws……… This message brought to U by the “fulfill your dreams division “of K-9s for Lexi,, few R called, but U can choose the direction your life will take….. ….A test the bath/water posting, I am Lexi, and I approve this message
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I have never 4gotten where I have buried the bones I have been given,…. I have learned some R best left buried…………………………………………………..The book of Lexi
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There is a old sayin in the Dog world,” Ru RURU rU”, loosely translated, ” Things will get worse if you let them, ” “so put 1 paw in front of the other until u reach your Bowl ” yeah I no, ritten translations can surprise ya
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What wood be better than an arf.ifical hand to give to Tommy rubs on demand..a real hand
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Slackers, Not in this house,it all came to a head when Momdog had to take the cans down to the street, calling into question the real condition of Daddogs condition, Now I wouldn’t have gone the Fake tears route,or used the quivering lip/weak look, but Momdogs not sitting under Daddogs desk and hearing ,what I can only describe as pain giving stabbing wnches, that the simplest of movement cause, , now in all fairness, He shouldn’t have rode his quad, pulling the chipper, to the scene of the fall and chipped up the pile of branches, some would say he was trying to “Move on, push through it” others ( Morrison) would repeat the Dumb-ass phrase, being that I would consider myself “a Friend”, I would plead for understanding,, No-one no’s what it’s like in anothers body, nor would they want to ,especially Daddogs, ,and whose to say, Ice Cream isn’t useful as a pain killer,…..,” His anything for you Darlin “attitude will return…….. If I could use a phone, I would call Momdog and ask for Patience., He’s the only Horse she’s got..
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Momdog is lucky, She can ignore the Growns, Kept Me awake,I think Daddog is milkin it ,He motions with his good R-MM and uses the old weak voice trick, so far Momdog has used Her selective Hearing to sort out which of his requests, she will act on,..Saw him squirt himself in the eyes to simulate Tears , Momdog tasted them, Busted..He had to bow out of the nude geezer calendar, ( sorry for the image that created )… Why does Momdog keep poking him, to find” where it hurts” and smilin,? keeps sayin something about Pain and Child birth ,and what does it mean to “Get his Affairs in order ” Momdog sure asks alot of questions, wants Dates and times
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Momdog hid the dating sight ad,filed it under “another Time” seems, Daddog is one tuff old buzzard, Daddog thought Momdog was taking him to the E R , but she took him to a van parked in some lot, , The guy had a white coat and everything, Wanted Cash.no receipts, Daddog Said no,.. Then to a hospital,, X-rays Ct..,and many one liners later, He was released, the doctor said he was saved serious injury by his large layer of fat, just bruised some ribs, He would have come home sooner, but had to wait for the group photo, They said next time they’ll book him into the “Big Room” Thanks for all of the concern and Wise-ass remarks.. he’s gonna nap now
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