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Thought for the Day Having a “Good” nose is a gift , if you’re the smell-E and need to find something ,say a buried bone, it’s great..,,However do to a design defect, Noses cannot be turned off, It wood be nice to be able to have a selective Sniffer,Case in point, What humans refer to as Oh-ders,, can make a nice area seem unpleasant, Butt tracing the cause of said Oh-der, doesn’t always mean the right source is located.,,No-one seems to want to acknowledge it’s real origin, First conclusions, are not always correct butt humans seem very comfortable , jumpin to them ,. Just because “Hot air “rises , doesn’t mean it started at a low altitude…, of coarse Everyone blames the one who can’t respond, .It has been my observation… some Oh-ders can start as high as 3-4 feet… the only good thing about all this is I am built close to the ground,…so T O S ( time of smell) can be brief, and quickly dismissed., or not there at all ,There are times when I am most happy to walk on all 4’s…… Yes 2day is a “Spare the air day.” Do your part
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Was it a sighne ……Just as I was about to dictate my thoughts, we had a power failure, and Daddogs was told to make use of this opportunity to work in the yard , Just as I was about to wish ofver Dogs a Wonderful NDD,I was rendered Powerless .. .. Hope all had a nice relaxin day….. ..Dogs rule…………………………………………..Momdog found the breaker box
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I am a Creature of Habit.. If I want it, you better Have-it, or figure out away of gettin it. Havin a QueenPrincessGirlDog. comes with some strings ( not the kind Cats play with), Well not really strings, but Does and Don’ts.. Do What She wants ,, and Don’t ask questions. Momdog says I have an Evil stare/stair, and she has experienced it , 2 days ago, she slept late (didn’t need to give Daddog Direction cause he was in Tahoe) causing Me to Miss My Walk with Max.. I don’t Camp, but if i did I wood not have been described as a Happy Camper…Daddog is home, all will be better, I got him wrapped around My Paw, I ……..Habit My way
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Being a creativeDog, means dealing with ofvers that feel they created your creation… (ex-plan-ashun to follow.)… Daddog just returned from aTahoewithoutLexitrip..( TWLT).. Upon his return, devo-shun was shown by Both parties,. Here lies the confusion.. When I am being Petted, I make it clear that More pettun is necessary, by pawing Daddog if he stops 2 soon, I invented this actshun, but am being told, all dogs do it, I guess it just goes to Show , good ideas travels fast, , I could B upset or Just except that creatin is hard for some, while Ez 4 ofvers.. an every 1 no’s ima-tashun is a sign of flach-ur-e ( or is that Flat -ur-e), I think it was the flach one, cause ofver than mine some ideas stink
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Lexi what is the answer at this point, I find it necessary to ,advise all who are hoping for a solution to their problems to flip a coin…,there is half a chance of being validated and half of eternal questioning of their wisdom .. so flip.. and deal with the results… beats what you’re doin now. no, thank you..
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From what I understand “Most Peeple look like most Peeple” to Most Peeple… Probably cause they shop at the same places,, Dogs, especially Adventurous Dogs that come from “One night Dates/ ron-day-vues” tend to be the most beautiful of all creatures, , Now I no, There are special Dogs what are supposed to keep their blood lines intact, especially Huntin Dogs Like WillieDog, ( Willie hunts for somethin to bark at) SkyDog Rose, Sam Sage Whiskey,and of coarse ReillyDog, Those kind of dogs have their own special beauty,they are BirdFineDinDogs , ..I don’t how this came to my mind this morning, probably cause I woke up in front of Momdogs big Mirror again,,and I hear the Peeple Part every 3 minutes from the talking box.. I all ways feel good when I look good,,,,, But I look good all the time, guess that’s why I’m always Happy,……. Just a suggestion by different clothes
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There R times when I Marvel at Daddogs resolve, due 2 his recent injury and the need to keep his strength up, while not doing much ( anything) I observed the intake of what might be referred to as ” Fat-Causing -Food ” this FCF has taken its toe-ll, an After he broke the scale, it dawned on him a corrective coarse should be taken, soooo. He started a 4 day fast,being an over-achiever, He was able to complete it in just 3 hrs, did the whole thing between meals, ,, Momdog got a new scale,it says “One at a time” Daddog went shopping for a longer belt..and something that will”extend-da button hole”
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Welcome “Rowdy the Rodeo Corgi”……,A fellow K 9 of great Handsomeness ( for a BoyDog,) I will try to share His photo, His human is in the Lions club with Daddog. Ashley has assured Me ,she will read my posts to Rowdy,, I look 4ward to exchanging sniffs
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