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I was given the slip, I looked around and they were gone, I got to get Dogsat at home, Max came over everyday, CoreyDog and Vera, took care of me at night, they even respected my spot on the big bed, Then just when it all seemed like a dream, Momdog called my name and Daddog gave me kisses, all is normal again, From what I hear they had a good time without me, (like that’s possible), concerts, gambling, trailer fixin, Motorcycle repairin. , and yes pettn ofver Dogs, can’t get past MY nose., good to have them back
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Realationboats, when is just right, just right, or is just right possible, can a mew-chew-al , understanding be reached, without a smothering feeling or apathy concurring , Daddog was reading one of Markdogs books aloud,… now I’m confused ,
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With the “Thira thing” securely in the past, My importance in Max’x life was brought to the 4 front , Today on our morning walk , a big Boy dog came over to meet me, Max let him no I was taken, and that He should leave the area Now, How sweet of Max to show me his true feelings,…….Of coarse I had given the ofver Boydog a small wink…,or was there somethin in my eye. any way it ended well..
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Ruu-teens only work, if, when they involve someone else, They show up,, Momdog says I’ve Been out on the porch for 2 hrs, Daddog keeps sayin “It’s Saturday,Saturday, U no U don’t go for walks With Max on Saturday”, … Squirrel Crap,( never really seen any ,, so I hope U get the Picture , even If I don’t, it seemed appropriate to interject a profanity) What is Time, and when did They start Name-in it ,I understand Dark/light, But from where I lay, name-in Time just gives humans a Reason ” not to be on it”
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“So Thira, How do you no her, does she live around here?”This after I received a good morning face lick., But I saw threw His slyness, ” Oh Thira if that’s her real name,she’s not from around here, never been Married , has three pups. out of wedlock, three different fathers,doesn’t seem to care who she sleeps with, she seems nice, looks nice from a distance.. Why? “. ( probably shouldn’t have said she sleeps around, His eyes kinda lit up ) . ” Oh, well I was just trying to be polite, I didn’t want to seem standoffish, will she visit again?”..( trying to remove his Paw from his snout ) ” It was a one time deal, I guess I should have introduced You, My Bad”… ” oh no, no problem, just wonderin” …. Yeah right..We’ll see if He mentions Her again, I might have bite alittle firmer, when we play,…… by accident of coarse
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Lets call it. “as the Crate Turns”..There is a GirlDog I have met, we have sniffed noses, and facial areas , so full acquainting has never been finalized., however she does seem nice,. Today. Thira, is in my house being Dogsat, I don’t necessarily have a problem with Her, however, Max my Male friend is also over for a playdate, I feel very standoffish towards Thira,,I don’t feel good about Her being introduced to Max without a problem occurring, it’s not about Max.. he’s a boydog and we all know “they” act funny sometimes, it’s more my feeling of jealousy and not wanting to share Max, I was not consulted about the Sitting, I’m being ask “whoes your friend ?” by Max..( He saw Her thru the slider) I’m sure She will go Home soon, as will Max.. What do I say , tomorrow when if Max mentions Her, … yeah, I think I’m in for a long night 2
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While on patrol,actually I sit and stare alot, anyhow I alerted Daddog to an intruder, We have a coyote that has been eatin Cats.. ( can’t be all bad ) but Daddog is worried I might be in some kinda of danger, so Being the main part of Team Lexi, in charge of alertin, I gave a most loud and infatic Ruu /ruff, Daddog grabbed the 22 and headed in the direction my Ruu was indicating , I was correct it was an inturder, but it was a wild Pig, actually 2 . they come every year to eat the cherry plums that fall from our trees,, they way/weigh about 100 lbs so they can have all the plums they want, I still received a “Good Girl”
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It’s good to be Me,Daddog has to visit the DMV, Dog movin vehicle?, He has to prove he exits, He had lost ( misplaced) his social security card, went thru the process on line of ordering a new one, paid 5 bucks for a stamp ( scam) only to receive in the mail a form stating he had to visit the Social security office with proof of id in person, to get a new card, then take it to the DMV to get his license and Id card, ( required 2020 if you want to fly ) Enter the fixer of all, Momdog , after waiting 4 days (it’s the only way he will learn )..came forward with his original card, seems she likes hiding things is special ( unknown) spots, A weak Sorry was heard, Now All he has to do is put on his Depends and stand in line, Says he’ll have use doubles.. Like I said It’s good to be me
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This morning I sat for 7 ours on the porch weightin (7 ours Dog time) ..I no what a bad Vet, must feel like, I had almost lost all of my Patients, Then like a flash of light, my hopes were answered, up drove Max, coming to sweep me away ( in his SUV) a walk ( and his Smile) I had be deprived of for more than a weak, Daddog had scent a TEXT and received a hand with a thumm-b….But what does that really mean, after the drive home, that featured crazy drivers and rolled up windows ( Just the A/c ) I really needed My Max, as we drove away, George put on his ear plugs, we were really Ruuin, .Good things come to those who Weight… He missed me
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