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It started with Daddog repeating his vows, which actually is just one phrase,” I’m gonna.” to which Momdog replyed “You Better” followed by a trip to the donuts shop.. , The Roses were presented last night,, The diamond encrusted jewelry hasn’t be part of it since He retired , ( can’t bury it under His business material tax code, # write off.. A gala evening has been planned for this evening, Daddog is gonna watch the Warriors, Momdog going to Pottery class, Yep, it’s their 25pht anniversary, another Day in Paradise, The menu to include, chicken pot pie ( costco) canned Peas ( Daddogs favorite) and wilted lettuce, not ro-maine, Daddog will enjoy his while watching, Momdog , as soon as she returns from her class. They both feel like pinching each other. but as old as they are, the might draw blood.( thin skin)..Ah Love, 9125 Days, 219000 Hrs., Just flue by,, one press-us second at a time
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When you got it good, why do you want it better,? Max has been coming over almost everyday. I’m getting rides in the truck, havn’t seen Flower in awhile,I think the reason I’m loosin my fur is cause,I’m get petted/loved so much, got my own couch,, yeah my life is good, .so close to perfect,…. I no,,,.Rose- Bush, I kneed to stop and smell it, and I will, but I feel I must ask that a nagging situation , not only B addressed, butt corrected, of coarse I refur to the Sleeping on the Big Bed Para -dime.. Movement, Human Leg Movment, causes a ano-ye-ing disturbance is my Sleep,.. The curtains open with all of us in the big bed,…. I’m finally sleepin, after a hard day of Nappin/playin., just startin to chase that squirrel… Then it happens, Now Daddogs cool, but Momdog has a Restless Nee , , the poke, jab or stab,, that sends me to sleep on My floor bed, Now if you no me, you no I’m not a growler,, but that could change.. I think all of it falls under, ” Who’s Boss” , It’s supposed to be Me.,,…..Once again The Memo wasn’t delivered, The way I C it,…. Better for Me,is in their grasp
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. Daddog is Strange, He tells me “Good Girldog” But hates it if someone says “GOOD FOR YOU” to Him, ..”Wow, you road your Motorcycle all the way to ——- Well good for you….You can still cut your own Meat ?….Well good for you.. Breathin on your own and still Drivin ? Good for you,.. and his favorite, No Bowel problems Yet..?., well good for you.”.. He says next time someone says that , He’s gonna punch somebody, I say “if he still can ..well good for you”……….ow ch….. It’s an OldtimerDog thing
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What big Ears I have, All the better to hear stuff wiff, .. MD&DD attended a benefit , to help the age-ed, only thing was, people thought they were clients, instead of hello, people asked ” R U O K. ” Do U need a chair” Momdog passed as a Care-giver “Daddog went on the internet when they got home to look for hair color/wrinkle remover, The big bottles,,Even 55 gallon drums, ( It’s the shipping that kills you) I think Him winning that walker didn’t help, actually he also won a craft kit for seniors, , …Daddogs says Momdog will be vetted, on future events ,…… I’ll tell her to watch out for that thermometer
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Ofver- hurd, She doesn’t ride in your car again O K ?, ( after an hour of vacuuming up my hair, and cleaning the nose prints off the windows, .) ( anybody want to make a bet ?)…. Well ,word came down this morning…. Daddog is to be Arm Candy again.. Seems all the Women invitee’s at the function will have Escorts., As will all the men invitee’s, therefore Daddog will Attend and ” Not be 2 charmin” Blend,and be sure to act Devoted , ,( What does DOE-T mean ? ) …He has done it B4, ( Nose the Drill) and after the last time being “Left-Home ” I sure he’ll do great … …..Rompin all Day with Max ,in the back yard, I plan on sleepin while they’re gone ..
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What makes a good guest/host, it’s a fine line, should a guest dig up a buried bone that doesn’t belong to him, Should a Host leave her guest un-a-tended for short periods of time, is it respectful to give the guest first Drink from Ones personal water bowl, no-iN that the guest sometimes slobbers in the bowl, and is No-n to have bits of dirt and twigs in his fur which can Po-lute/scumafi, the otherwise freshly pored water ?, Is it Po-light to chew a toy,with a skweeker ,when you have no intention of sharin, and no-in His crazed reaction to just one skweek ? and of coarse the Elephant in the yard….. Should a guest cover your sentin spots… log this all under , Things Mom shoulda told Me
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