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Customs and traditions It is my custom to Dog-ue-ver, the humans in my care to achieve my goal of comfort and happiness, I feel I give the same comfort to them ,plus I bring joy into their other wise bland lives, They do the same things over and over., where I am ever shurching to find new and fun things to do, But to do this I must first pry the from their sleep, I have implemented a plan that not only does the trick, but benefits them also.. The scene… MD & DD in bed, My body tells me , it’s wake up/getup time. Showing concern for their rest , I bring 4th a few Ruu’s, This makes them think I need to go out, Daddog/Momdog, ( who ever gets tired of my Ruus first) gets up and opens the door to outside, I don’t go out, planting the seed , that more is required from them, My next move is to crawl up between them and lay with my tail end in Momdogs face , enabling me to give Daddogs face Kisses/licks, they try and pet me and get me to lay with them quietly but, I always win, they get up.( It is important that I watch DD get the paper) . Speaking of customs and tradition.. MY kisses, when I lick Daddogs face, he always closes his eyes, What’s with that,? it’s almost like he doesn’t want to see my eyes at that moment, is that right,? , Daddog always gets up and washes his face, so much for Savoring ( that’s the benefit I was referring 2 )…. I guess you can’t teach old humans new tricks, But you gotta try
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Left alone again, MD &DD workin the Rodeo, For the Lions, Sellin tickets, I could sell tickets, but No, Daddog’s even got the hat, , Momdogs got boots, , It’s Breast Cancer awareness Day, Max might come over, For those who say.” never a Dull moment”. You should be here Now.
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Sometimes , things get confusing, a simple statement ,such as come or sit or stay, can be Hurd differently , depending on who is saying it or what the listener is expecting or wanting to Here,.. I was involved in such a situation recently, but due to my superior communication dodging skills ,I was able to act , in the way I pre-fured,.. Using my ” oh I thought you said ” Look , I was able to continue the action I was being asked to stop, I have done much research and find this confusion can be blamed on the age of the Ear doin the listenin, Old ears lose tone identification skills, , .. So the tip of the day is, if you can’t say “What” Do what you want and Blame the speaker.
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My family has a thing called a Boat, The way I understand it, it is a wooden shape, that you pour money into with small areas that need to be crawled into ,so you can swear,. We ,have been working on this shape….., Daddog mostly…, seems when he puts it in water, it leaks, (so why do it.) It lives in our Garage all year, then after much yelling ,repairin and spending countless hours on it, it will be transported to Tahoe, and placed in that garage, ..It gets more confusing , because it its made out of wood, they can’t use it unless the water is just right, ( ruff water is not nice to wooden boats ) from what I gather, Daddog is happiest when He has a glass in his hand after a day in the boat, , so why not just sit in it and drink,, He even has a shirt he wears ..says CAPTIVE or something like that., never a dull moment,…….. I should write another Book
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We did 8 miles today, Max ,Me and George, We R sledDogs, we pull George up the Hills. Daddog can’t hang, only walkin he does is to the frig, or if the remote has been moved….Police came to the door, said they found Daddog asleep in the Parkin lot outside the gym again… Momdog still treatin the bruise she got when Daddogs pants button flew across the room and hit, her…… other than that we’re good
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Image only being with your Mom for 8 weeks, But what a wonderful and loving time it was, We only get one Mom, But who could ask for More, Our time 2gether was brief but She gave us all the Love you could ever hope for,The memory of Her smile feels my heart, On this Mothers Day , I shed some tears, that I didn’t get to enjoy Her company longer, but treasure and Love Her and our times 2gether, Sadly I can’t remember Her name, but I’ll never forget Her face,….. Happy Mothers day MOM, and to all ofver Moms out there
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I gotta think,when your really good friends with somebody, it is O K to leave them alone with their thoughts, kind of like being alone /2gether, This thinkin is a Hardsell to Daddog, Yep Max is over, and yes I came in and was nappin under Dadddog desk again, ” Leavin My guest alone”, I’m tryin to tell Him , It’s a Dog thing, Max is cool with it.. .. Daddog doesn’t understand , “sometimes a Girldog needs to be Aloof ,… and it’s hot out there
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Love.,,, ( or Am-u-nis hion.) .Daddog entered the Lions Club into the Chili Cook-off, 10 gallons of chili are to be made and supplied, so He says “Hey Momdog, guess what. ?” 2Gether they start off to prepare the chili. , Daddog takes Momdog shopping, pushes cart, that was the last thing I saw Him do, Momdog chopped, onions, peppers ect., Did all the cookin, He did taste it numerous times,, Lion Carol came and helped and even CoreyDog chopped, ,.. Daddog said if HIS TEAM won , He would let them hold the prize, 10 minutes each,.. The funny part is He thinks . He’s not gonna Pay for this later.
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MyLife is good as a GirlDog. I think I’ve got to be the N V of lots of ofver GirlDogs, , I have the perfect ManDog in my life, I call Him “ManDog on demand” We go on long walks together, (always chaperoned,) Tells me how Beautiful I am,He comes around alot, but doesn’t hover, goes home , when I still wanting him around Doesn’t over stays his welcome, respects my bones/toys Has no demands other than Just being around Me, LISTENS, Is a good wrestler, doesn’t talk about ofver Girls ,Adores Me and Makes Me Ruuu, ….In a great relationShip , it’s nice to sharin the same boat
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