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To whom it my concern, My nu Dog Lawyers, Barkley , Roof , Howel and Wolfe, will be answering any and all B-gal inquire-rees , from this point 4ward,. Make no Bones about it, they promise 2 chew-up all upposers . They will not Toy with U ,I may not be Squeeky clean but don’t scratch, or nose around, or tic me off, My advise is to just,Paws, if U don’t want Dirt dug up, that will end up buryin U… May all B advized , my Flea-in days are Ofer …
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Letters to Lexi What to do, I was out in front , Boe-D, my old friend, came up , we started wrestling, All of a sudden I realized , He was slobbering on me, not uncontrolled passion slobber, ( what ever that is) just every Day mouth slobber, Problem… Max is comin over to visit, He is sure to pickup Boe-Ds scent on Me, They have met, They no I no both of them, , They have kept their Fixness to themselves, however Both seem to Desire my company,( it’s a Curse)…. Please advise Lexi Dear Lexi If available, roll in cat crap, if not— D-nie, D-nie D-nie
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The longer I live, the more I enjoy being around Daddog…Sittin by Daddog , looking at craigslist, He calls Momdog over, seems there is a 700lb safe someone is selling, which has to be moved by Sunday, I am just herein that Daddog used to be a pyramid Builder in another life, and has the best time figuring out weighs to move stuff, due to Daddogs creative ness ,it its better for all concerned if he works alone, so with that in mind he spent 1 hour figuring out how He alone,, could move and load the safe ,He’s got it all figured out….piece of cake,….He picks up the phone to hopefully seal the deal,,, Sadly , he realizes with his torn tendon, He might be chewin off more than he can swallow,…. So what does he do, now he hasn’t even talked to the guy, but he wrights him an E-mail thankin him for the fun he had , tryin to figure things out……..Think of it this way..it was better than doing a Sudoku
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One walk, and I’m being forced to wear a foundation garment, Think Sports bra, but with a ring to attach a leash, They call it a Harmless.. What they didn’t No is ” you gotta catch me first ” George came to take Max/Me for a walk to the lake, I let Momdog attach the The harmless, but there was a crack in the door I could slip threw and I escaped, they tried to catch me, even had Max Ruu a couple of times but I jumped a fence and was gone, sometime later, I saw Daddog coming back from explaining his fis-Ic-al appearance, to the fitness police, He opened the Truck door, and I jumped in, Now Max just came back from His walk and we’re playin… It is turnin out to be a great Day
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What a treat, Max and Eye went for a walk, with George, Max’s human, Daddog came home to an empty leash, He was worried, He Loves Me,
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What is happening, Am I feeling unworthy of a second chance,? Had I achieved cothesure.?..,is guilt a possibility?, Do I feel whemled ?, Is this a dream..? .. It’s my BRC…, Its Squeek fills my mind, like a call I can’t ignore, I find I can lick it, but can’t find it in me to bite down on it,,, Have I groan?, is this a case of seeing cause and effect, of regret of past actions or decisions?, .. Do I deserve this type of torement , Does my BRC have feelings of its own?,..Daddog says,. We are all made up of Matter, says there are Rubber trees, Trees seem alive..Does Matter , continue to live when made into ofver objects by humans.? Should this concern Dogs.?..Does it matter ?..Should I answer the sqeekers call ? Should I chew?…. If.No good Deed/gift goes unpunished., I woodn’t want to be Daddog .Maybe sleep will come 2 nite, per chance a dream….
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Just got home from Tahoe, the mail fairy, had brought the mail in and put it on the counter, There was a package for me… As Daddog picked it up, I hurd a Squeek, Daddog opened the package and skaweezed, A sound from my past filled the air, I had given up the hope of efer hereing it again, Daddog took it out of the package and handed it to me,,… My Blue Rubber Chicken, or its brother, had returned from chewed up Heaven, , Yes the BRC that Dana, said Was an item of history, had been found,. Turns out Daddog found it on line, and it was NPC, Not Previously Chewed,………. I’M a Happy Dog
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We are in Tahoe,rainin,,Have special towels.for when I get wet,,there Is talk about me gettin a hat tokeep the rain outta my eyes, they try that an I’m chewin it up…got my beautiful brows ..met some ofver dogs,romped in the snow….Daddog is Organin-in his (?) garage, Momdog ,offerin ideas, voices carry .had 3 people standing in the street ,with umbrellez,laughing..I guess,someone else’s problem,s are funny..Daddog says ground is 2 hard for grave diggin,,…got to go into the Pot ( D-poe ) leashing it, so many people sayin how pretty I am, I think we should do that again soon,,it is funny how my voice carries….and Ruu to U 2
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Thoughts from under Daddogs desk For Me ,There is no Time, there is only Now, I live in This moment,….. The future is just more Now, ..what past is past , having a short memory doesn’t seem to matter, Yes, there is light and Dark, but I am not ruled by devices like clocks, I don’t have deadlines, I only have a few rules to follow, mostly “don’ts” , and I don’t concern myself with Stuff that doesn’t concern me, or just Stuff in general, . I’m either awake or asleep,active or resting , I like awake,and being active ,but do enjoy a good sleep, I depend on my humans to care, feed, Love, shelter Me, and make my life safe , I provide comfort , love and understanding., we are a great fit, I’M always happy see them , and they always make a fuss over me,…. We are a Family,.. My main Job is to be with them and protect them.as much as I can The Meaning of My life,….. To be apart of theirs. …. life is Good…..
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