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I don’t consider it complainin, I feel I offer constructive comments on how things could be achieved with a different approach, and a better result ,which would benefit all (me) I think in terms of Harmony, unwaste-ted motions, and the oh-ver all the flow of actions, both in thought and deed…At times I feel my suggestions fall on small ears,I am also surrounded by close minded humans, who seem to think, they have IT all figured out,,….. My latest solution , that of putting a remote control on the door,so they would not have to Get-Up to let me out, didn’t get acted upon….I believe they feel My plans do not contain the vital information needed to make an informed decision..I also believe they are Miss-taken.. My hope is that U don’t have to deal with close minded Humans 2.. Un de-turd. I will continue to try and contribute ….welcome to My life
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I am a ServiceDog, I provide someone, to be served, I’m a ComfortDog, I am happiest when I am comfortable or having someone trying to make me more comfortable, Hey I got my own couch.. Would I go on an Airplane,would I be carried in a bag around someones neck, in a store ? No,…Private Jet Maybe ,if Max could come. , Hope this clears up any miss-conceptions
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Definitions by Lexi. . Ad -O-les-ant What a picnic-er should do.
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MD and DD just got home from seeing Head Over Heels, the musical featuring the music of the GOGO’s. . said it was great. cute story music blended really well ,, They got the beat.. They saw Rock of ages when in New York. Daddog says this story was much better, more creative, But , I guess it will only be “good” once it plays in N Y and The Audience there approves, might be to hip.. MD said she thought it might not play well in the midwest, kissin and stuff, … Yeah I no Daddog,” I’m mad about you” too
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As some of you No, Momdog nose her way around a needle…..Not just how to get Daddog to do something , but how to use a needle to remove splinters/sharpes,…. There are few things worst than having to have Momdog use a needle on U, but what is a close second, is watching her use one on someone else, enter Daddog and a Sharpe in his Paw, foolishly He asked momdog for ass-is-stance in its removal, Momdog believes in the old practice of sKweeze ,until tears run , to show the location of the Sharpe, then proceeds to DIG around the area , to empty Daddogs tear ducks, no matter how small the sharpe, there is always a need for bandages, Momdog believes she must justify the amount of time she spend, there are no quick operations,.. Daddog thought ( ?) He could shorten the process by suppling a magnifying glass
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Some times in real-lationships, things begin to add up to providing the Answer for you…,As you get to no more and spend more time with The apple of your Eye ( Remember some Dogs don’t even like apples so I put that in to give you a image,and for future Ruu-frence I don’t like Apples ) , The Answer can take a different direction ,than the parties involved desire,, I Ruufer to Max I am becoming awear of certain actions/trates Habits, He Has , that are Deal/Benders,.. Love can be blind, but every now and then You can get a peek at life as I would be, And maybe The faults I am findin are a subconscious way of sheltering my feelings from possible future hurt , He Snores, He sleeps outside, and He only sheds once a year, making all fur attached to every thing My fault. ,Do these things spell doom, No,……………… He’s the best thing that has ever happened to me, I can change Him. .
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Another beautiful day, Max has been coming up almost every Day,What makes BoyDogs voices so low,? He has the deepest Ruu, I think its his weigh of showing his Sa-duck-tiveness , no I don’t play Scrabble, but I no that’s a werd,or should be, Daddogs arm is gettin better, he’s using the bending elbow exercise, , He puts liquid in a glass and slowly reduces it by sipping.the liquid out, then repeeting ,says it’s part of his training for motorcycle trips.helps him from getting dehydrated in the motel room, good to see he’s taking his health seriously,Health Nut,?,, just Nut
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Being a part of this family, I was E-ger to find just where I fit in when it comes family outings, Well I found out, Momdog won 2 tickets to see “Head over Heels,” the new musical featuring the music of the GoGo’s, now I had always ruu-d along when ever “Our lips are sealed ” came on the radio and “Vacation” is not my favorite, but it’s O K.. so I figure Daddog an I are headed to the show, Well ,word has it NO COMFORT Animals are aloud, Bull, I no an untruth when I hear it, , So Momdog is hoggin My seat, and I am to be left home aloan, I hurd it was the “Year of the Dog, .. I don’t kneed a year of this
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If attention/affection/love/pets scratches, are to be given, I should be first, Maybe Daddog is just being poe-lite, but it seems he makes a Big fuss about Max when He comes over. Yes I have a deep friendship with Max, and sharin Daddog , is Fine as long as my needs come first, and if I reconsider Daddogs completion of it being MY time , and he starts pettin Max, I should be able to interrupt, and resume “My time “.. But No, I am being called a jel-ohs Turd, Hey….. My House My rules
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