It’s a Ruff life, We went threw, through,Thru, we Xperienced, almost 7 days of rainy weather, not consecutively but still a uncompawfortable time, The sliver lining , is that as the season changes , Max gets to visit more often, His hip has He-all-d nicely and we run and run and run, He’s a quick learner, and has picked some useful skills from Me, George, his human, says he has noticed some changes in Max’s Behavior, , Max was buying into the Superior Human thing, So I am trying to straighten him out , Year of the DOG ..and that I am Alfa, He is mega.. . a life structure he is dragging his paws to except , Give me a few more sessions and he’ll be Lexified,…….. it’s good to be the Queen

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The Officer asked “What is the spelling of That Dogs Name” Yes once again I have saved the Day, “LexiDog Lewis” Replied Momdog, .” well She deserves a Med-Dull”..O K I’ll start from the being, For sometime now, I have noticed a faded blue sub-bourbon, parked at different times ,but in the same location on our street.., I had a feeling the Driver was up to no good, I no all the vehicles that frequent our street, so I kept a log book as to when and for how long they parked, well not really a book ,or a log, more like I remembered.. any how , Today while on my rounds, I see this guy with a back-pack walking down our street with a guilty look in his eye , I alerted Momdog,( Daddog was fixin toilets) Like aflash the police were called, Momdog went down to stall the guy, making small talk ,using Big words and confusing the guys, yep 2 of them,, The police came and noticed they had blood on their shoes, and that the Backpac was very heavy lookin, they said “what’s in the pac” the Bad GUYS, refused to open it , said the cops couldn’t make them, Well The cops said, they new somebody who could make them open it… Ta Da The. fish and game Warden, Turns out … They were Poachin, I waited for the news crew to show up to interview me, but had to finish my rounds,. just because 2 Bad Guys R off the street, doesn’t mean a Girlog can relax..

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I take my Job as “Guarder of Lewis ” very seriously, I feel Their response to my efforts is met with less than the desired gratitude,, They don’t seem to respect,and take 4 granted that no Garbage/mail /fed-x/ups/Sales persons., not mention INTruders of a third kind, have crossed ” Their ” property line, or come within 1000 paws of Our house, without me sounding the alarm., .. It is a very stress filled job, and not one that doesn’t require rest, Being a unalert Guard Dog , is grounds for dis-missle,. This is why I Had them install a Doorbell, which I have total control of and is only activated when I nap, For my efforts I receive pets/hugs/loves room and Bored,and an opportunity to channel threw Daddog, and am waited on paw&paw, ( not a bad Gig ,but don’t tell them)…. just like to hear ” Thanks Lex” more often.. … Thanks I need that

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I don’t no if I have e-volved, or if My latest actions are curiosity related with a touch of bravery,thrown in ( think James Mitchner) When My house was built, the distance between pickets on the decks were wider than allowed by code now, and Due to my Sa-felt and trim/fit body , it is easy for me to slither through them, Outside MY bedroom is a deck, it has pickets, to keep lesser beings from accessing the roof , Now adventure-ist has long been a title of mine, so I decided to use my talent and access the roof, prompted to show off, by Max , who was over for a playdate, I ventured out on said roof, So now I’m Queen of the roof, Max says”You don’t have fur on my butt if I don’t jump off”, only a 7 ft drop, so I did ,Landed it, everything was cool, until I looked to my right and Saw Daddog wasn’t clappin,,,What was I supposed to do? who’s opinion matters more? ( Re-tore-ick-cal question)… Max is actin all .”it was Her Idea” BoyDogs.. Daddogs thinkin Sunday vet visit,,Hey, I’m not even limpin, next time maybe I’ll try a flip……. ………………………………………………………..paw note,: Mitchner sets his stories up with alot of background, I found it necessary to borrow this , so to explain my Pheet, I have found His stories somewhat long, but informative,and Hey he’s famous

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It all began, when Daddog stepped on he scale and broke it,Begging the question of His Wait, The discussion took some weird turns, but finally came to what is the least you have wayed,?.. Daddog says “They weighed (opps) Me in the Hospital ” with me in the bed at ( fill in the blank,think hi.)`. And that’s when it all when south, Daddog asks Momdog, what was I in the hospital for?, Momdog,forms a puzzled look, They can’t remember, You no you’re old when you can;t remember why you were in the hospital,… They scanned his Body for scares, which wasn’t fun to watch, found the usual..If anyone can remember ,please comment , it’s not a big deal, they’ll forget what the question was in about an hour….. They do this stuff all the time………,sometimes my side hurt

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Daddog’s took part in the o-limp-ics, Mens Down-hill, acting like a Luezzer, Curling,Momdogs patience, making mountains out of Moguls, Snow now Momdog’s Cross,and Board, He’s being a giant Slabum ,Speedscaping, away from,His Halfpipe chores ,Momdog says he’s Free Skatin on thin ice,,,Momdog Slede, Pairs going to be trouble…, He better,watch His Two-bog-N, that this better be a Short program,or she’ll be M eddlin.,,,He says don’t cramp his Freestyle,……………………………. ( and you thought “Donuts” were Bad)

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