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Just when it looked like, They were leavin without Me, I hear the Ruuu of my Buddy Max,comin to play, good thing 2, they returned from their motorcycle ride with Hamburger breath, with just hint of chocolate shake , I was somewhat surprised they stoped 4 lunch, Daddog usually rides with his teeth out,Gives Him a meaner look , just kiddin, he always has a spare set in his pocket, ..yes uppers and lowers, ,, It was a test to see if Daddogs arm, could be twisted ,to stop and shop…….It can’t …Yet
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I have a situation, not wanting to seem ungrateful. and trying to show my appreciation , for the gifts B-stowed ,on Me, I find there are some gifts ” I do not care to play with ” The problem is when Momdog pushes these gift at me , she nose I don’t like them, or will play with them when I choose, but thinks it is fun to terrorize me , by making me cuddle with them, I refer to My new (Christmas ) Chicken, and the Shark,, Daddog tries to tell her she is being mean, I guess I have no choice but to Bury them, ….All this could have been a non-thing is Petco, had not discontinued My original Blue chicken with a the correct sounding squeeker… Sometimes, Progress ( new and improved ) stinks … Why can’t THEY leave things alone
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The sun is shinning . I can’t count My heart beats, My paws tingle,I feel like I’ll burst,then feel a peace come over me, Is this love that I’m feeling, gotta be, MAX, , He comes to answer my dreams,MAX, he is my dreams, … fade to an open window….
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With the sting of Momdogs help, still fresh in Daddogs Brain, Momdog uttered “WE need to to look at a dripping faucet at Coreys, ” always Trying to please , Daddog changed the cart rages, ( with Momdog over seeing and offering Advice )..still Dripped, . Then a little voice inside his head, said Plummer, the call went out,, Maybe Momdog can help him , another mirage saved……………………………………
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With the project, 99% complete, ( waiting for stuff to dry ) from all outward appearances, they made it threw working 2gether,Neither one is what I’d call Happy, but there are no wounds visible , Verbal jabs and barbs, don’t leave many outward signs. Through gritted teeth, Daddog said ” That went well”, Then Momdog added, “Yeah See, what WE can do if YOU just listen “….. I actually saw smoke come outta Daddogs ears.. xc
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Alert: Make sure the kids are in school , find a quiet place to hide, or play loud music. ( elexa play ) Daddogs shoulder area continues to heel, But sircomstances , don’t wait, He has been putting it off for as long as he could, but today is the day, to repair a shower pan at CoreyDogs house, He found a produck on line, sent for it ,even watched the video, .. Just when he thought , things were in hand, Momdog says ” I”LL HELP YOU “, Yep.. They are going to work 2gether, never good.. This time Daddog shared the video with Momdog, She seemed to grasp the overall consept, But did they here/see the same thing?… I would say place you bets, but this never ends well…… The date of the service will be announced
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When things take a turn, a wrong turn, I suppose One has to count the good things they still have,, Don’t tell that to Daddog, He is still dealing with Momdogs slite, in the entertainment area of Her life, The way I C it, we still have” Drivin Miss Lazy,” . I happen to think Momdog is great. Her bringing me home Her leftover Rib I , was very thoughtful, There was enough for Me and Daddog to share, but I Didn’t see any reason to” Rubb his Nose in it” and it Was in a Doggie Bag.
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Well it had to happen, I refer to Daddogs usefulness, As Momdog was getting ready to attend a gala event, We, Me and Daddog went up to get ready , it was then that Daddog was in4m d, that his ArmCandy/ S-cort service, ,handsome hubby role , This evening was not required, When asked why,? Momdog said it fell under a fy-nan-chal , Cat agorey , and That unless He was going to pay his own way, She couldn’t afford to take him, (Spending The foundations Money ,who she was rep-re-centing), With drooping shoulders,and the begining of a teer in his I, We went back to my couch….Dreaming of the Rib-I that was to have been,, Biting his tongue, He wished Momdog a “good time” .. .. He didn’t speak for nearly 2 hours, just sat and petted Me, He found some moldy leftovers and a crust of bread, and we sat in the Dark till Momdog came home, …Faining a smile , an asking “How was it” as Momdog returned, was all he could utter………A Dark knight indeed,,,
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DearLexi, I am a single mother of 6, I have always been active,, but find these Pups are very demanding of my time, and energy, this my first liter, 2 males and 4 females, so I have many questions,I want to be the best Mom, any advice, Dear Mom of 6, Having been one of 5, with brothers and sisters, I can remember the fun times we all had with our Mom, But not being able to have my own family , due to a vet visit, I feel at a loss for meaningful advice,, I have always believed , one must trust their instincts, and remember what their Mom did , My Mom found comfort in noing , we would soon be on our own and that Her humans would make sure ,Good homes were found for us,, , If it is any comfort, They will be on solid food before you no it and your figure will return,
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