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I always say, it’s nice to know what your cousins smell like, Daddog got home full of smells and stories of Cousin Willie and Molly, I could almost hear Willies bark, I think Molly might be somewhat of a Drooler, cause I got some good smells from Daddogs shoes, It’s good to have Daddog home, He took a nap and Momdog used old lists to form a pillow for him, Daddog says He had a great time and is going back next week, ,something about how much meat they put in the Fla-heat-tes, and the One-der-ful Ga-walka-mo-lee , cold-sla, cookies, ,, I ofver words ,everything he tasted and he people who made the treats were super,, His Sister Betty , fortunately had a sound proof room , so was not bothered by Daddogs Purring, His bother Bill and Daddog share 4head advertiseing space(See time line)……AS the story of Daddogs visit was told , it was apparent , MY presence was truely missed
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All should no, ( Know, for you purest s)… I only say things about what I hear. so when I say Daddog is leavin , This is based not only on my fantastic sense of hearing but from shrewd observation tec-neeks I’ve perfected in my 21+Dogyears of existence…., Many times Daddog has chosen to leave, sometimes to avoid an unpleasant event, ( usually to not face a mess-up on his part), sometimes to enjoy an event elsewhere, This one of those times, the latter not the former, from what I hear, Daddog leaves 2mar-O for a great adventure, As anyone who reads my posts nose,(Knows, purest s) Back in September , Daddogs heritage, was opened , Family, from the conception era, was discovered thru D N A testing, To the amazement of Daddog, an unselfish/ welcoming chapter has opened in Daddogs life, causing joy and completeness for Daddog,… Not to mention, some of his family , likes My posts ( got to be special folks).. So as many of you wake up2mar-O,. Daddog will be on his way to Texas , To meet His fathers family,…, I no WOW !! ..His Sister Betty has offered to host him, which might be an error on Her part. but she has Dogs, so it should be fine, Momdog has coached him on proper actions, but we all no Daddog is Daddog.. I will miss Him, but he has promised to Hug my cousins Willie and Molly,,…. Dog speed ,Daddog
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The official response arrived this morning, Daddog asked Momdog to open it, Didn’t want to over ex-ert , Stating that some battles are best left unfought.. Having underestimated the resolve of Daddog to avoid any form of activity that doesn’t require a remote. The surrender of an entire health club, just because the “fits” they sent were out-Man -uve-erd, , doesn’t say much for the “Service” they provide….Stating His” Before” ( don’t look like this) picture has been removed from the inspiration board and placed on the Where are they now board..seems to close the matter……… but does it ?
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UP-Date The body was found 30 feet from the front door, There had been a struggle,clothes were torn, skin and blood spots were strewn in a 20 foot circle, from the tone of his exposed body, We could tell , He was one of the” Fits”,Breathing heavily, he mumbled something about a “Mad Man” as we investigated, further down the road, the van was in the creek with another motionless figure inside ,much the worst for wear but alive,.. bloody foot prints led away from the scene, they were not Daddogs, only the Workout clothes remained , to confirm Daddog had been there, Concerned neighbors , along with Momdog, and me on a leash, combed the area for signs of our missing family member, a phone tree was activated, the same one used when Mark ran away from home when he was six, some 43&3/4 years ago, .. Nothin…., finally We got the call, Daddog was safe, uninjured, and sitting at the Donuts shop, in the middle of his third Sin-ih-mon roll, wearing a flour sack,…Told Ya… never bet against, Daddog, It all ended well, and I got to ride in the Truck,, , Daddog spent most of the rest of the day , installing security cameras………………………………………………….There are those who would question, Where Daddog got the Money to buy the Sin-ih-mon rolls,… He runs a tab, at the donuts shop
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They came to the door, disguised as “Lost circus performers ” asking for Daddog, Unsuspecting , Momdog called out his name, seems Daddog at one time dabbled in acting the clown, so she didn’t see , what was right in front of her, The” Fit” people from the Jim, having checked their records, were here for an intervention, they burst in grabbing anything sweet or fattening the could see, stunned Daddog fought , but there were three of them and if I didn’t know better , judging by her reaction, Momdog was in on it,..Holding him down, 4ceing workout clothes on him and carried him out the door to a waiting van….Hey I saw it all, last thing I heard . Daddog was screaming for ” just one more Sin-Ih-mon roll” Did I try to help him? like I said ,here were three of them
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Another Ride to the Jim, We parked, then I guess Daddog remembered what it was like inside, He froze, I licked his face trying to calm him, I think tears and sweat taste salty, couldn’t tell which I was licking, He backed out slowly, trying to avoid the security cameras, But a group of “FIT” people with coupons ran after us, shouting ” first month free”.. and “Buy our supplements”..Truly a narrow escape, I can tell this may take some time, when to comes to avoiding stuff , my Kibble is on Daddog
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Special Repoet…. ( Dog-Bonex)……Daddog is going to ( try) play Hit the ball,chase the ball,find the ball, use another ball,Make Xcuses, today with MarkMark and CoreyDog, , I don’t get to go, says his bag is alot lighter at the end of the round.. I’ve seen where they play , and it’s not even somewhat Round, Daddog thinks he’s im-prahve-ing, ( that was on per-poes). says maybe someday they will use a pencil, he might do better using a pencil , ball wouldn’t go very far, but it doesn’t now either, couldn’t hurt,…Daddog got some. new to him ,sticks, nose the old ones were the problem, anyhow It’s Momdog and Me, 2day….Hoping for a tummy Rub…
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MIST-consept-shun , “The Year of the DOG,” I am trying to understand, I don’t know how the rest of the world does it, but around here , Every year is “The year of the DOG”,, Thought everyone nose, Dogs is the Best, when I look around, and see ofver animals,I am confused as to what any of them have that is better than a Dog,.. the ofver Dogs I meet may not have My out-weird beauty, But they are still Dogs,.. What animal is more Loving,faithful,forgiving,understanding and just Good company,.. cats, squirrels cows, birds, not even in the same scent-ance. (and none worth capitalizing.) I no I speak for all of us, when I say chuck that calendar. and celebrate Dogs every year………..I’m Lexi and I approve this Message
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Went for a ride with Daddog….,Drove to some place called 24 hr something, Daddog had spent 20 minutes trying to bend over to tie his shoes, so I was not surprised that he didn’t go in..apparently, they have his picture on the wall as you come in.. . it says “Before”.. He said he’d go in next time if it’s not to crowded..Health Nut ?… well the Nut part is right.. on another note… we’re out of Butter
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