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Dear Lexi My name is Jack,I’m a Weener Dog,You seem to understand many of life’s more troubling situations… Please Help.. My problem is , when circling to find just the right position to lay, is it ever acceptable to go Clockwise, Being a longDog and having a very soft couch.. well , I’m sure you see my problem Jack Dear Jack, Really ,?,….You have tooo Much time on your Paws, What ever gave you the impression. That the Clockwise direction, is EVER acceptable?, Did you skip Dog 101?,… unless you are right-eye dominate. .and having your proportions ( body length to length of leg), can effect your equal-lib-re-um., then I see your confusion….. Just Circle…We, all have our Short-comings, ( Pun ) Lexi
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Rainy Day…., Time to reflect and revisit, decisions, and actions I have taken/made,..could I have handled this or that situation better ?, now having the gift of hindsight…,Sometimes giving an in depth look at your life, can awaken Ideas ,new paths,.ways of communicating and inner peace.. maybe putting into action, plans for a more tranquil and productive life for all,,.. OR… You can lay on the couch , close your eyes and take a Nap…..It’s your decision… Can the world wait ?…I chose The Nap
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Chased Squirrels all night, Didn’t sleep, which means Momdog Didn’t either, Daddog says ,”i learned to sleep thru crying babies, ” a twithen Dog is easy…. Along those lines, WE always pay for Momdogs lack of sleep… She hits the ground runnin, whenever she wakes up,, She never learned how to nap…She is always doin somethin.. and when she’s active. she wants everyone to be active… A true director of Person/Dog-nell… I think I have discovered the Duck Club attraction…
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The costco coupon sounds like a “to good to be true” so I deleted it.. beware. two of my favorite people Ron and Mark brought this to my attention, the way I see it They owe everyone 41 buc’s each if it’s la-git
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Letters to Lexi Dear Lexi I have a BoyDog friend, We share many of the Same interests, Each of us is Fixed, is there such a thing as “The Next Level” for us. …I have enclosed a photo of Me signed Maggie The Poodle Dear Meg. I Have found myself in just this situation,, and to be Honest, relationships can be tricky, , are you willing to share your bowl with Him,, Have you seen Him when he first wakes up ,Does he Bring you gifts,(Not previously chewed) Does He roll in good smellin stuff, Does He have your (Stupid ass) Tail,? ( your picture shows you as groomed, how old a picture is it ?)…,Does he Bark in French ? and Does He know He’s fixed,.( The lack of this knowledge can cause unwanted advances.)…… All things you should consider…. I was attracted to a German Shepard once, who, as it turned out Didn’t Bark one word of German,…… So My advice is to Enjoy His company and Be thankful you still have your good? looks,…. ( what is that thing on your Head ?) Lexi
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Letters to Lexi… Dear Lexi. I have fleas, any advice.. signed scratchy Dear scratchy…… I have found the surest way to ride yourself of fleas is to..Have your humans fix popcorn. (Without butter ). knock over the bowl, quickly lay in the spilled corn… Fleas love popcorn… They eat the popcorn. they get thirsty, they go get a drink of water, and you get up and leave, works every time… Lexi
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On another subject… When is it wrong to use you talents,, as you recall, some months have past since a tri-tip was left on the counter, too close to the edge, At that time I found that using my back legs , enabled me to score a major portion of tri-tip… fast forward to this evening… another tri-tip was being sliced and readied for consumption ( by others). Momdog distracted by who knows what, departed the kitchen , alertly I swooped in and removed the vast majority of the slices., upon her return, She was heard to ask Daddog if he had already eatin, hearing that he hadn’t ,I was a automatically suspected, I had covered my tracts very well, no evidence of removal could be found. throwing Momdog off the tract, again Daddog was questioned.. He stood firm,,feeling confident of shifting the blame, I accidentally gave a small guilty look… Busted…I believe I was enticed to steal , by the use of poor slicing proceedure/meat placement…..BadDog ?.. as My Mom always said, “poor planning on their part, does not constitute bad behavior on your part “.. …. I do miss Her,,, well I’m full … time for a nap
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Letters to Lexi………Dear Lexi,.. How do I get BoyDogs to notice me,I am a Beagle GirlDog, very active and friendly, but a the Dog park, BoyDogs , don’t seem interested in having more than a quick Sniff…What should I do..(signed)… Desparate Dear Desperate…… I to used to have trouble attracting the opposite sex ( not really, but read on), I looked inward, finding no reasons to change , I focused on my outward appearance, Nothing there either, after much consideration, I found what worked for me,, If I were you, I would roll in some Cat Crap or other Dead animal. Boydogs seem to be drawn to these scents..It would also help if you could look like ME. ( you wish), but being a Beagle short hair/legs, maybe you should focus on craft projects or join a club. Hope this helps Lexi
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Why order Pete-za,, just throw abunch of stuff in the air, and pretent it’s a treat,The meat tastes like cardboard. the round pieces look like rabbit poo. and the vegies are diffidently frozen,.. but Daddog walked in, so proud of himself, Spouting phrases like .” I didn’t want you to have to prepare a big meal”, and you work sssooo hard,, What does The Dog get,, High in Carb crust ?..The only thing Family about it is the size…. Glad Pappa Murphies not related…. consistence C … what happened to the leftover chicken fried steak.?.. That sound you hear is my tummy growlin..
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