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Well that was fun, Daddog saw that the GoGo’s are coming to town… So he played what I guess is his favorite GoGo’s song, ” Our Lips are Sealed”.. He Cranked it up and WE howled Along…. good times
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At the Duck club.. Katelyn, Bernies granddaughter, told a joke…It’s a blonde joke so I’ll go slow, for those so pigmently blessed,” A Girl goes into a library…Says to the lady at the desk…I’ll have a double-cheese-burger small fry and a chocolate mike shake, The lady at the desk replies… You know you’re in a library don’t you… The girl says “sorry”.. then in a soft voice repeats her order
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Got to be some kind of record, Daddog brought his Likenesses, home from the Duck club,…. When He pulled into the driveway, I ran to him, received a long embrace and shared a bunch of kisses,… My welcoming Bark was heard by Momdog and she came to greet (?) him also,,, Well lets just say, My reception for him, was far better than Hers. ( My opinion ).” Nice to have you home, Here’s your todo list”..4 pages, single spaced, ,I looked, there were no duplication’s,….. I think there must be a Pay-to Play claws in the document Momdog created to bond them into Mat-tra-Money ,..As with anything Momdog does, It’s escape proof..and note-er-eyes-d …,I’d like to think, the look on Daddogs face is a smile, his teeth are together, but there is a sound emitting from behind it… Welcome Home Daddog
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If there’s one thing Daddog is good at it’s Crastination, He’s a Pro,..Maybe Because the Heater is on/off, and we’re runnin out of wood, But when asked to check why the firedrum/place had a part hanging down in the inside, He, concerned about My safety, and because Momdog is in charge of feeding /walking/loving Me while he’s away, and becomes grouchy when cold…,lept ( past-tents of Leeped ) into action this morning and was able to justify wearing his Hero cape..He called the guy who fixes it, got instructions ( insert Music) and “took care of the Problem”.. I was somewhat , concerned for My future well being, when He tried to bill-k Momdog out of 6000 for a new one,, Had to tell her the truth , but wanted to watch her reaction..We revived her..( soft landing,Daddog caught Her.).. He’s headed to the rice fields to pick up the Duck-likenesses. says they didn’t work, .. I’m not saying nothiin, but maybe ,if he kept his eyes open when he pull the trigger, and didn’t stick out his tongue.. I’m just a GirlDog isn’t this covered in the book….Season ends Sunday…. Momdog is doing Her list.. all will be back to Normal.
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Just when Mo-pin seems it’s gonna happen, Things turn around.. Daddog went to the Poe without me, and then just like that, Max showed up for a Romp… I was out front, Max pulls up and George ( Max’s human ) puts us both in the Backyard,… Momdog was still doin her Beauty sleep therapy, ( I,( and Daddog ) don’t think she needs it ( smooth ?),She scared Max when she ( finally) came down with those plastic tubes in her Hair , George has long haired Human Females at his house, so she didn’t startle HIM When he came to pick Max up. Max says, it’s something you never get used to ( the tubes)..I figure “that’s just Momdog”.. glad my furs not that long ,….,The days gettin better….I kinda miss the Snow
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What part of Dog. 101 did i miss, I guess the part where I’m supposed to wipe my paws when entering the house, from the reaction i’m gettin,..they don’t consider it THEIR job to mop up tie-knee drops of melting snow.that appear behind me..let it be no-n.. i won’t be wearing booties…saw an ofver Dog Wiff a sweater..i felt Her embarrassment….sometimes i think their humans should of had more dolls,when they were young
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I’m not sposed to NO, They’re packing stuff , got my Thundercoat ready,, yeah, when I first heard its name, I thought it was to help create” Gas” also…. which seemed odd,given their reaction to “toots” ( Daddog holds the record for window lowering) …. Momdog found it for me ,it’s a tight vest -like thing , supposed to ward off ang-zi-it-T.. It’s Camo, naturally I look good in it…, And why would It be out…Tahoe, Hope there is more snow than last time, Gonna be crowded. Coreys goin with us,Momdog will ride in the backseat with Me, Problem is cold weather and who’s in charge of window positioning,.. Momdog isn’t much for wind in her face, another annoying thing is they put stuff in the backseat with us, like coats and bags.. , they call it cozy, I call it cramped,,leads me to question the term ” Quality Time”.. 4 hrs of Fun with the family., That’s if the Pass is open..I get to pick out 2 toys to take… sounded better be 4 I thought about it….
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Heater still not working, ( Some guys comin )..Daddog says “,His works at the duck club”, and ” That’s why he bought You sweaters,”, Showed Her where the firewood is, Don’t want to spoil Her.. He’s leavin , saw Momdog lookin at an add for lock replacement,.. ” Hey, You said it was O K ” ( is that statement EVER correct ?, Male ears …,Kind of like ” We’re not buying each other presents this year , we all know how that turns out. , , He did fix the Toilets,. Fix might be somewhat strong,… He does like it when she jiggles, …….gotta go Max is here for a romp, … Hoping there will be visiting days for Daddog
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They say it comes in 3s. First the toilets won’t stop running. 2. the heater quit. an 111 ( pretend that’s a Roman numeral ). Daddogs computer took a Dump, It’s referred to as “The reason to live” fixin stuff… The toilets are a work in progress, Daddog tried to tweak the float and broke it. had parts , and as long as you Don’t use it ,it will be fine.., ,shut the water off to the second one, and instructed Momdog to just wiggle the Handle on the third, progress ?. new toilets on order, of coarse they are special height,, Daddog bought a new one today ( standard height. is ok for one), but didn’t tell Momdog ,because he didn’t feel like installing it, SHHHH.. , Heaterman came, Needed money, got money and left,said he knew a sweater salesman,. recommended new heater, said he would get back to us with a price, as soon as he checks on the cost of that cruise…. Best Buy solved Daddogs Computer problems .. just apply cash..The new keyboard and mouse Don’t come with coffee to spill, so Daddog will spill some soon, Those who stand to inherit , might need to adjust their dreams..glad I got MY toys at Christmas, probably be Beans and franks , until we take some cans back …(Ball park.. The plump when you cookum).. Hope all is better soon…Don’t picture me in a sweater..
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