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Caught Momdog trying to re-rap a toy she found under the bed,even tried to affix a tag,..Next thing ya know , they’ll be tryin the Sock in a knot trick..guess we’ll be takin a ride to take some cans back to get some spendin cash.. under the bed, really. Shop local…just not that local
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The Blinkin tree, has been up for almost a day , and there are no presents under it for me, I’m getting the feeling that behavior is tied to the amount of presents I will receive, Whose? mine ?…Behavior is subjective, what might be considered Normal by some , a offends others, it seems curious , that by justifying giving a gift , using this standard,,Humans are somehow allowed to cheapin up ( cost efficient toys)..This not only seems selfserving but just plain wrong.. The desire to see a Happy response, ( tail-wag), when watching the receiver receive a gift. should be the Main focus.. I will watch the tree, sniff any and all wrapped objects and, behave accordingly………
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Lexi’s Christmas letter.. My new-years resolutions were all completed to my satisfaction, flexibility in the implementation of my goals was the key. In February March an April, I rested on the couch, between speaking engagements summer meant , many trips in the truck to lots of places, as Fall ,fell I continued to shed , and be valued member of the community,The holidays were full of treats, My children would have received many awards, that would have had you questioning your parenting skills ..Rex my oldest, was TopDog , in his Rescue Dog class and single pawed saved and entire town on his day off,. Lexiira, my Daughter, after completing many honors coarses, met a nice BoyDog and is deciding whether to have pups or to devote herself to teaching under privileged Dogs life skills Hope this finds you all well and Envious ,,…………………………………Daddog just read me one of those letters …couldn’t resist
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So, I’m waitin for MD/DD to get up, The plus side is I’m gettin petted, but then It begins.. ” What a good girl, What a good girl, she’s such a good girl, what a good girl ” …Why do they have to say everything multiple times, Haven’t they noticed the size of my ears, ..I have puzzled until my puzzler is sore, ( play-ger-ism, not, more like great minds)… Could I be the cause of these actions ?, I sometimes repeat myself ,but only because their understanding skills are somewhat lacking. ,, In all honesty, hearing about MY beauty, never really gets old,…I guess there are worse curses ..
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I’m very good at pickin up vibes, like this afternoon, Daddog says..hey Momdog…” ” isn’t she the most beautiful Dog in the world”.. Momdog says “What ?.” Daddog repeats the obvious, Momdog.. “sure”.. Sure ? Momdog seems to be distracted from what is important, Maybe she has other things on her mind, than re-reinforcing my position in this family, All I know is it is somewhat hurtful, , she must have skipped nursery Ra-hi-ms 101 about the Mirror on the wall and how it answered ” LexiDog Lewis” ..(That’s was what was the Mirror answered when Daddog read it to me).. This might stem from Last night, and my Hoggin Her side of the bed… Nah, she ‘s not one to hold a grudge,…. although She has been actin sleep Deprived.. in my defense, some Dogs might sleep curled up. I’m more of a stretchoutGirlDog.. Hope her attitude improves, She nice to be around when She’s happy
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It’s not easy Dealing with Humans. Just this morning,Daddog cleans out the back seat of the truck ,so he can take CoreyDog and Vera to the error port (Going to Brazil ), removing my special seat cover,, which I had Dog -en ly Furred to make my ride more comfortable, all my work sucked up with a hand vacum…, It was a 2′ cushion, took me 1 1/2 days to shed…..Why do I even Try, ….plus I don’t get to go. No-wonder they call it Taco-Tuesday
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Under the desk,….,27 degrees this morning at Tahoe, I would support an investigation on whether this is really part of California…sat outside most of the morning, Did my sphinx, thing but caught no squirrels….Momdog put my Thunder coat on me for the ride home,It is supposed to Kalm me,.It’s camo could have used it earlier……. It is very windy,…. when asked about possible romance ? ( what ever that is) Momdog told Daddog to go fly a kite, today is the day to do it,… I don’t know much about Kite flyin. but I know tale is needed……..I know one thing about Tahoe, I was wearin the right coat…I am once again contacting my DogLawyer… I don’t recall anything about acting as a pack animal ( carrying things to and from the truck in a special made vest) in my Job description, ,,, Sometimes DEEP Pockets have Treats……… old humans can be very D V us.
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The latest Trip to Tahoe is not yet done…but being an in the moment Girldog…I feel uh need to ask that some corrections need to be implemented ..these actions are not 2 B acted upon in this order ..only acted upon…1.They have snow removal.for the drive way…my front deck viewin area should be included…B.riding in the truck, without a leanin pillow is stressful..III…..get uptime should be Dog sin-as-Tiv..4…truck windows should remain open at all times, not related to vehicle speed..E…deck slider should be left in the open position,for easy access.not closed because of outside air temp…..vi..a camo vest would make sneakin up on squirrels a lot easier…..gettin an Ear rub..mmmm. I won’t be requesting a transfer any time soon
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Got here…no snow..then last night we got 3 “..the trees look beautiful..all scentin spots covered , not..the nose nose, last year my record for sniffing out a buried spot was 6 ft..the rule is ,as long as you are directly above,the scent..you get credit..yes i did make the rule, why do you ask?..wet paws.seem to be making Momdog some what angshus…rules are raisin their ugly heads..now I’m not allowed to lay in the snow on the front deck..more later got to go sniffing
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