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Today started off with Re-search….Momdog straightened up my toy basket, Without Permission..Sniffed the couch, dug under the Throw(n) pillows, even looked under the Big bed,…..somethings are missing, Momdog’s ob-cessed with quantity.(quality) of other beings things,, Daddogs garage. isn’t safe either… Daddog is mellow, He sees chewed ( used) articles ,and shows the proper respect,.. I’m not a hoarder, I collect..I savor, I don’t prioritize , I give each toys a full and useful life,…When ofver Dogs come by, they always say..”Looks like you’re runnin this place “.. Momdog doesn’t realize the Harm she is doing to my Image…..Maybe just having had a Birthday, has sparked a need for Order..and as in the past,….When Momdog is Happy, Everyone is Happy , just not AS Happy
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It’s Momdogs Birthday..She’s 504, doesn’t look much older than 455…,Once again I gave the gift of being around me, She was thrilled..Still able to hold the leash..cuts Her own meat,.exercises daily ( jumps to conclusions) and on special days, gets dressed before 11 ( am).. . I am a Very lucky GirlDog
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My paws a tingling, this usually means friends are coming or I stepped in some very cold water, Momdog is cookin some special toast, Cream bru-lay ,She has served it every Christmas morning that I can remember,(3) It is super sweet, so I don’t get any, she makes alot so friends visit and chow down.and open presents,,. Translation…Pets and Loves from all..for me, and of coarse the always welcome comments about my Prettiness,Beauty ,, stunning good looks… My good friend Alfie is comin, so that will be a special treat 4 me,…. Thought I caught a whiff of SqueakerToyRubber. ( it was on my list)….I will find it hard to sleep tonight. …Hope everyone has a special time with Family and friends…Pets and Loves ..Lexi.
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Humans…..What would posses, them to wish Fleas on a dog, even if, She had been a Naughty Dog,, this is how They greeted me, first ,..Naughty , requires information They didn’t personally experienced , 2..I was under the impression this a “Kind season”… really ” Fleas NaughtyDog” well Merry crisRASH
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I’ve always been a Plenty GirlDog, not half or full.. I have many toys. good food, multiple places to sleep , I even have pets “on demand”.. so In this gift giving season, I give the Gift of Love…I have much to be happy about.. I know the urge to see me smile/wag/Ruu is so strong with MD &DD, that they will most likely shower me with gifts,. Hey, I’m not about to complain, but here is My D-lim-a, new things require space, MD ,thinks the best way to attain the necessary space it to discard worn or over chewed toys,( Her opinion) this is very stressful to me, not the kind of feeling the holidays should bring, What I have tried to impart to them is I need a BiggerToybox. ( yes it IS one word).. I avoid the anguish of seeing my stuff disappear and They get to see me Wag and Wag and Wag,.I would even throw in a few Ruus….I guess we’ll see…. Keep your Paws crossed for me
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Owed to Santa…..Merry Christmas Santa is a magical man He has your list, and brings what he can There’s candy and diamonds and things that shine. If you didn’t write it down, you’ll be standing in line Does Santa exist or is he an excuse For us to shop, Buying things we hope you’ll use Do we need to buy things To show we care maybe a smile and Hug is what we should share But is Santa’s the reason We even have this season a season of Love of joy and hope if you answered yep The answer is Nope what’s important is not THIS man The things and gifts You must understand come from the hearts of Sisters and brothers Aunts and uncles Fathers and Mothers from friends and neighbors and of course Lovers All wanting to show their love and what they learned from the one that’s above We call it Santa But please understand We’re celebrating Christmas. The birth of Hope of peace and Love. The gift of His son from the Man’s that’s above
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Conflicted….Should I B happy, or pissed, A party is being held, my presence it not requested…….,I can hold my own around Humans, but this party is for Lions…as you remember. the last time I was banished to the backyard,( which accesses the upper deck) I was accused of ripping My bed up, … I’m not saying, Destruction,is the way to get ones point across, However, THEY did notice…Phrases like “She’ll be fine” “That was a one time thing” Have been spoken , I want to tell them, if people would just stay off my couch, we could all get along, but I no, that won’t work, every time I see a Lion on TV, they’re laying down, Not to mention, I don’t like Cats,… What fun can a party be , Without ME
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The words they use to describe,articles of food, they are giving me, need better, well …Flair. Case in point…Scraps ,. Would you like to be served scraps,Left-overs ?… and that brings up the way things are served, Thrown, dumped,scraped off , bet you’d be running for that , are these actions supposed to heighten ( Hi-tin) my -app-it-tight… . But I’m supposed to Dance and wag ,when THEY head for my bowl,….. Then there’s BOWL , no place-mat. no plate,.on the floor,. …. food placed on top of other food,….This is the way you treat Man’s best friend ? next thing I no, pre-chewed toys……..This being said, the chunks of chicken were de-lis-shus,……I always feel better when my Tummy is full
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Most of the time,When Daddog comes home from the Duck club, I give him lots of loves, This time, I must have Really missed him,, I gave him so many Kisses , Momdog thought He must have food on his face. ( He is No-n to be a sloppy eater )…… I also gave him the old sniff test,… He says I smell Reilly , His Blind Partners Yellow Lab…,I didn’t now he was yellow, but I knew he was a BoyDog, My guess is about 15 months old,Heard DD tell MD, He is doing great, When the Ducks/geeses fall from the sky, He crashes thru the pond to get them,and brings the back.. Makes my heart flutter just thinkin about it,, Yeah I no,….These kind of thoughts, could have me being considered a kennel robber.. I (very In-ocent-lee) would like to meet him,.I will put that on my Things to do list…I would even promise not to break his heart ( Paws crossed)…………………………….Never a dull moment..
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