Mirror Mirror on the wall Have you noticed my Blue eyes My Brows that seem to go on forever my ears so long and soft. my smile that ,seems just for you Have you seen my big blue eyes and felt you wanted to pet me My freckles form a message only some can understand Have seen , my eyes of blue. and felt somehow captivated Felt my fur, and touched my fluffy tail and wanted to take me with you Well,… take a number

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Math problem… MD has 4 pieces of Casper HotDog. She places them in (my)a bowl ..L (exi) has 2 leather couches and 1 recliner. to bury them in ( without being discovered ). and the desire to consume 1 or more pieces. .It’s raining, so outdoors is not an option….1.. How long will it take MD to discover L’s hiding spots..b…Which piece of furniture received the most pieces….c,…. how long will it take for MD forgive L…. 4…..What is the shelf life of a Caspers Hotdog surrounded by leather…………..Clue….. the Walrus was Paul

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My bowl runeth over, well Daddog backed over it with the truck. it was my driveway water bowl….He only smashed the lip.. a couple of good whacks and I ‘m drinkin again. Guess you can ad body/fender/bowl repair to Daddogs res..,.AS MarkDog said in his book ” The Key is in the Darkness ” You must ……(..I didn’t read it, but saw it shoring up the coffee table ) confront your problems, not go to a place where you are comfortable with them……So I used My Nose to push the Bowl out of Harms way…..I feel as though I have Goan/grown

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Looks like I’ll be riding on a float made from chewtoys and Dog treats. Confirmation of Flowers “Departure” is not quite established, but all arrows point to Daddogs success,..I have attended 3 wavin classes, and feel Bone-if-fied, ( could have said confident, but that’s not really Lexi-ish) That my subjects will be in Aw, and wonder.. ( how I learned to wave with my front Paws ). ( DUH)..Contacted local traffic control, apparently Daddog needs a permit., Said He could get around the process if he limits the amount of Floats, I have tried to get him to realize. I only require One,… Red tape, there’s always somethin……………………….Time and Date to be announced.

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Saw Max from the truck window,When our eyes met, I could tell He doesn’t blame me for his Knee surgery. I have to say ,his right leg looks better with Fur on it,. that being said , He does have Musk-u-lar legs, word has it we will be able to play in 4-6 weeks, Update, no sign/scent of Flower,… Daddog and I are heading to the Napping area..( Momdog went to throw/make some more clay stuff , should mean a 1 1/2 hr nap) She always asks “so what have you been doin”.. And he always says ” workin”, She almost caught us, But Daddog installed a motion sensor , to alert us when Her car comes up the driveway…smooth

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Sittin/laying under Daddogs desk….Listening……,The Duck likenesses are all placed and are awaiting the fields to be flooded,Trips to Costco made and cupboards ( shouldn’t it be Cubboards? ) stocked, now it’s just sit back and wait for a Duck that is stupid, to make a mistake ( Don’t They go back and tell the other Ducks ?,) I’m thinkin….”Hey ,Fred…. So I’m flyin with Charlie, by this group of likenesses, We think we’ll go down and say Hi,.. Boom, some jerk shoots at me and Charlie falls out of the sky, now I’m no genius, but If I were you guys , I’d think long and hard before attempting to make new friends in those Rice fields “…and so begins Duck season..It would be like Daddog getting a plastic Dog so I would have a friend,, Humans don’t have plastic friends,…….I may be wrong on that one,…Anyway, He’s home waiting for water…..I’m a Happy GirlDog.

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