It was a little awkward,….Seeing some old faces and some new ones, was fun.( they all commented on my Beauty, Duh it never gets old)… I counted 9…..Momdog put on a great spread,, Everyone came back for more , yes, Momdog put out the Big plates…, Aunt Tyla brought a vegetable dish, Vera brought gu-walk-a mole-e. and a pineapple filled with strawberries, The Turkey was moist ,You get the picture….After Pie, people spread out to watch the TV, the problem , They were sitting on my couch, I would come up to them and stick my nose out..pointing a MY desired spot, asking them to move, all I got were pets , when they finally went to get something ,I took my spot, only to be asked to move upon their return, muttering words like “She’s Funny ” Finally they were to stuffed to move and departed for their own couches…,MarkDog ask if “They” were worried about “The DOG” ( really THE DOG ?) being on the couch. Daddog told him ,they are special DOG leather couches, Mark said Really? Daddog assured him they were purchased with me in mind….. ..where else would I Relax/Sleep?….It’s getting very apparent….. I landed in the Right House

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I’m not proud of myself, I let my being upset ,about them leaving me in the backyard ,when it was dark, justify being a BadGirlDog, The prosecution contents , I have a Dark side. my Defense goes like this … first it is never good when both of them get up in the dark, get dressed, put my bed outside, freshin up my water bowl, and put my food bowl along side it.. ( outside), I am then ushered to the back door, with little regard for my safety, I am semi-pushed into the darkness . Now had I been told of the Surgery Momdog was having, and the need for her to be there early, of coarse I would have understood and my actions would not have taken an aggressive tone……… fast forward to their arrival home, Momdog ,Bandage on her eye/nose, enters the house, after what must have been a hour, she lets me in… I give her Loves, but she can tell I am ass-shamed about something. I did,,…( to make sure you continue with MY thoughts,and to set your mind at ease…… Momdog Had a tear/duct reem job….,ruptured a duct while watching a Sandra Bullock Movie or some other sad event, like Sierra trading doing away with online discounts, any how she’s fine ).. cutting to the chase,, I was SO upset I tore up my Bed, shredded it, I’m talkin Landfill, Momdog isn’t pleased with my actions….. on the bright side, she gets to shop for a new one……. I get the vibe, she doesn’t see that Bright side… ll this could have bee a non-thing, .. communication is the key……., not leaving someone in the Dark…..The Defense rests… not on its bed

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Varry-a shion is the key, Last night I was asked to eat quizzeen, or something like it, when I was younger, and in my chewin stage, the one book I missed is the “New Stuff I haven’t tried yet Book ” I mean ,Just because some else made up a list of stuff and put it together, doesn’t mean it’s good…. Momdog , every now and then sucumes to temptation. last night was one of those times..Daddog loved it,.. Maybe I’m tooooo picky…… it did have meat in it. stuff” cook book

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Heard the truck comin down the street.. Daddog back from Bird watchin, Gave him a big sniff. He had spent sometime with my old buddy SkyDog, ..She is a BirdDog ,, I don’t think I could be one… too many rules..I’m more into self expression, using my creative juices.. Juices.. Momdog fixed chicken…Yum…… If I’m not mistaken.. This time of year means Turkey Skin.. something to do with giving thanks for all we have , friends, family our existence , by staring down at our bowls ,holding each others Paws and giving credit,where credit is due. and by eating Turkey..?…..works for me……. I always mention ,MomDog, Daddog, MAX ,Bodi,SkyDog and my old buddy Alf ,…can’t thank everyone, the Turkey would get cold…… Sometimes Humans have good traditions,

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Daddog left early ,says he went to the phitiness place,, doesn’t look like it..but its been 2 days that its happened, there is a donuts shop on the way home.. licked his hand… taste like raised chocolate..( would have said cin-i-mun role/roll, but spell check didn’t recognize my attempt)..Said he was working on wrist strength…Being a positive, non judge-mental.GirlDog…. maybe He’ll bring me some plain donuts holes…..Workout Daddog

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Here.evening meal time..Overheard……..(.There is no HAR in Harmony.)..I am under the desk,. yes I was a witness..The conversation went like this…MD.. So what would you like for dinner Sweetie.?.DD, Whatever you would like to fix. Honey,…MD.. How about Tuna casserole dear?. DD. sounds wonderful. but isn’t it too much trouble, sugar ? not for the love of my life.( insert another Yucky term)….. fast forward to preparation… (Tuna mixed with sauce, noddles boiling on the stove, . Momdog adds the Peas to the mixed Tuna, Daddog says “.hey the Peas go on top of the tuna after it is served,.”.. Not the way I make it ,Momdog replies…DD- Who ever heard of doing it that way ? MD- that’s the way I do it, …DD -well that’s ( You’re) wrong… Then Daddog tries to recall., whether in the 24 1/2 years they have been married, if she has ever made Tuna casserole before., and if so hadn’t he stated where the peas should be placed., and if so , is that such a hard thing to do…… and things went downhill from there…. Now I don’t usually get involved, and this wasn’t the time to start.. It was very quiet during the meal, .. only problem I can see is MD made enough to freeze.. without the peas….Maybe DD can hide the peas . DD -muttering, something about papa Murphy’s….. Sometimes I think He’d gripe if he got hung with a new rope……. ( You know, I don’t make this stuff up )

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