What a great Birthday ( so far) I am virtually sore from all the Pets and Loves, and full from the cake filled with bones…. . The actual Dog treats from B B Jones melt in my Snout, as I speak….and it’s only 5 pm..( remember the time change)..This has been the Best Birthday since The first one, , ( didn’t open my eyes for a couple of days ) But the Milk was great.. I guess I should invite Bobby over for some Virtual cake.. Momdog made me save some for later…Thank You all for your kind gifts and wishes..I feel 2 feet tall…

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I was blindsided, today being the date of my Birth….,First thing I see , is, “It’s Bobby S;s Birthday “..So it seems Bobby is hoggin all the Birthday wishes.. balloons, flowers ,floating hearts, all being sent to him….,I have sniffed Bobby, he seems nice, but to hi-jack this special day, nobody asked me if I wanted to share it…. once again a victim of Human Privilege.. I hope he gets a lump of coal…I am 21 yrs old today. ( dog years),… am I expected to take the high road ( what ever that is). be the Bigger Dog, and pretend to be O K with this slight,is that what a “Groan-up” Dog does?… I’ll Probably get a Chocolate cake too,.. of course Dogs can’t have chocolate..Well., Atleast Momdog and Daddog gave me special hugs and pets..It’s early.. hopefully things will get Better,,

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Spent most of the day watching Tahoe s version. Of squirrels..they look like a cross between a squirrel and a rat,they scurry up and around the trees .the way they taunt me…. they must be related to Fred ( a deceased squirrel that teased me ,and Whom I would have caught ,had he not been hit by a car ) (and whose relatives moved into his territory and continue to be a pain in my AS-side )..These Squrats serve no purpose….Gods creatures… God must have had a bad dream,,

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At Tahoe, renewed some scentin spots…it’s very quiet here.i’m being told to whisper,yeah right,…blue skies,…..Momdog requested drawer pulls and knobs. Be installed,and so it began….First she made a template..was told it was not straight,she used to be good with scissors,but has lost a step,she-couldn’t see her error..insisted it be used, …now we know they don’t work well together,,all I can say is ,it was better after She decided to go shopping. Stayed away just long enough for most of them to be installed,….Daddog welcomed her back…..went better than I expected..I think it comes down to who loves the other more, and is willing to overlook their quirks…I am loving the front deck..I’m somewhat confused..Daddog yelling at the tv..Go Astros…what’s an Astro

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The words I’m hearing, suggest a trip to Tahoe for the Whole family ( ME) is happening tomorrow, I am looking forward to rescenting the area, sitting on the porch lookin at squirrels ,and maybe goin swimin in the lake,That ( swimin) will depend on how warm it is , and if I will dry quickly, it gets cold when the sun goes down, and I’m not a big fan of Fur ( hair) dryers.. I met some ofver Dogs last time, hope they wer’nt vacationDogs..always nice to sniff a familiar butt.( see someone you know)

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Once again under Daddogs desk…All was not as reported, first, being and artful DodgerDog, I was only winged by Flowers Burst, A coating of Febreeze and I am welcome inside, and receiving pets, ( B ) The way Daddog understood thru the wall, was I ran after Flower, when told not to,,,,, Untrue, I saw a threat to Daddog and threw myself in harms way, , anyone who knows me ,would have questioned the first Post…..All I could think of was if Daddog was sprayed,Momdog wouldn’t let HIM in the house, not to mention withholding Pets and loves…( which i’m sure includes Tummy rubs)… Daddog was saved and Febreeze works,…… the Real story

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The smell of smoke is gone , Thanks to me, A much stronger smell is in the air….. FLOWER…Truth be told I almost got Her, I was right behind her,If I hadn’t had to adjust for the height of the truck ( She went under it) Songs would be being written .,. about my speed,… I was outside, Mark and Min had just returned the red truck ( they used it to move into their new house ), It was dark so I should have been inside….I gave a loud bark and Daddog came to see what was going on,as he stepped out of the garage I spied FLOWER , Like a flash I was on Her trail,…cut to the chase ( no pun intended) There is a Baffe in my future…. Tomorrow morning, Guess I’m sleepin under the stars, outside their bedroom on the Deck, It remains to be seen if the slider will be open, I’m sure I can be smelled thru the screen…Daddog yelled at me to stop.. But hey I”M A DOG.

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