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I’m consider myself a “Bowl half/full “Girldiog..mostly because I just ate, and there was some left over..I am a Grazer, I eat when I want…,Daddog did put a Mirror next to my bowl. which helps with any cravings, only trouble is it gets ” Kisses” marks and has to be cleaned daily. ,sometimes a Wet nose is a curse…..It’s lonely at the top,,..today’s tip…. buy stock in Windex,… ..Heard Daddog has a plan to discourage Flower from visiting, all I can say at this time ,is it doesn’t involve firearms..He thinks she lives in the drainage pipe, on the edge of our property , there will be a parade if his plan works… ( Picturing myself on a Float)… Last time, He used a trap. and only caught Rack- in-coons,,, ( I should probably learn how to Wave)
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I had the Best ,meal,Momdog used a Sous-V. to cook up some fresh Roadkill….( costco, no name meat) it’s french (not the Meat) , ,, Let me start over… Daddog came home from the Duck club, ( settin up his Decoy Spread, it’s a long project,and from what little I know, Ducks are attracted to floating plastic likenesses…After a hard morning of Decoy placement, and 3 glasses of doctored tomato juice , it was time for nourishment, Ham steak had been thawed and BernieDog Morrison was selected to fry up the eggs and fine tune the Ham ( He never breaks His yokes), which was only right, because Daddog had waited on him for 3 days… Daddog takes the travel trailer up to stay in, BernDog stayed with him .due to his trailer not having a spot yet.( Blah Blah)..( I would Elab-bor=ate but heard of your short attention span). fortunately for Me there was some Ham left over,, upon arrival home Momdog discovered the Ham and shared it with me, Snack,The the Roadkill was finally done,,, It came out SOOOO 10der..When offered another bite I was unable to control myself,, giving information as to where My bones are buried. and the combination of the safe,,The R-kill was medium rare, melted in my mouth..What a meal…..If you don’t know what a sous-v is…Google it, .. In other news,,,… Momdog caught GUS-GUS, the intruder Mouse, suckered Him in with Peanut Butter. Yep Daddogs home
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Lexi suggests ….You Stand back at look at your actions for a day, And you’ll be able to answer the question….”Do Dogs Laugh..
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I messed up…. Max came for a romp-date,, everything was going great, suddenly without any warning, Max started to limp…,Now Max is a studdly Dog, 100 lubs ( pounds) of Muscle…..Beautiful Muscle..,, I don’t even think he works out…..I am slim and fast,(50) Lubs/lbs.. I run circles around him. He tries to catch me, but how do you catch a flash, . I might have brushed up against Him on one of my attacks/passes, but that’s the way we play…I was banished to the front yard, Max’s Human George was at an appointment,, When He arrived , He told MD &DD, the vet had said Max probably had a 65% chance of injuring his left hip…bad odds… ( Max had just had surgery on his right hip…, just got recovered.)…I have never done sub-dude well… Now it looks like I”ll be doin NO-dude….last time Max wasn’t allowed to play with me for 6 weeks.. ( no, I didn’t cause the right Hip problem)…21 and alone….. not the way I pictured the start of my 4th yr
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I’m sure ,sometimes, you might wonder, What makes Lexi’s life, so challenging, ..I will now present an opportunity for better understanding…Chicken.. The Lexi experiment …I am being asked ( unwillingly ) to decide the following question,….Will Lexi enjoy a handful of chicken ,or will she rather have a small piece, given to her a bit at a time ,. everyone knows, the Morrison-ism, ( Daddogs friend of 50 + yrs ) ” it doesn’t matter how much you give as long as you give something “… I find that a mouthful, is not only satisfying, but gives a U-for-ick feeling where as bits, only lead to questions of self-worth ,, ( am I good enough for another bite).. no matter what your experience has been, please Never just put Chicken in THE Bowl…. Chicken requires a personal touch…….another question is ….Why don’t I get real pieces. Picture a Drum- stick…. I never get the chunk of meat… always the knuckle.. or the skin…. for someone so important to Daddog. wouldn’t you think I would deserve Better…………I just had lots of chicken..( in bits)………. felt like venting
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Daddog came home smellin like Rice..,(never question a Dogs knows/nose),..Sometimes, I know he Pets ofver/other Dogs, Says he’s “Just being Nice”….I can always tell,.this time Just Rice…. I don’t like it when he goes, disrupting his training,. Progress is slow enough without trips.The candle is not that bright to begin with,.. ,”.Advantage Lexi.”…..He still thinks when I come over and give him loves , that I care so much I can’t control my self, doesn’t realize, it’s just because I want out…if you don’t know how wrap someone around your Paw…. I give lessons……….Yes, there Is a waiting list.
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Daddog leaves tomorrow, Packed many weapons, well really just cans of Mosk-e-toe spray, He hunts in rice country, They the Mosk- ( well you get the idea) look forward to Daddogs arrival….Fresh blood..Daddogs says the Mosk—- throw their voices… You think they are about to enter your ear.. You whack yourself in the ear, what you don’t hear is them Laughing, Heh Heh Heh … I didn’t believe it either, but He was right once before .. He even bought a bug zapper to hang inside his trailer..a very serious Hunter…
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Good to have my paws back on the ground,,I have been error bound,,,,due to non-stop Birthday wishes and gifts I received..kind of the storm before the calm…Daddog is getting ready to take the Trailer to the Duck club ,I am not invited…,I have many talents, none of which include sitting in the rain, then rushing to get a duck, that wasn’t causin any trouble, ,, now don’t get me wrong. I love cooked duck..But prefer it to magically appear in my bowl or handed to me from a human sitting at a table..Daddog goes thru a process every year , trailer /decoys/ shotgun/ special tomato juice,/ clothes he thinks no-one can see him in. and rehearsing the same old stories, les’st ( it ‘s like in case ) someone hasn’t heard them before…… It keeps the ToDo list at bay/bae. and a chance for Momdog to Miss him..( She says… How can I miss you if you don’t leave.).. Ahhh. a hopeless romantic..
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It is starting of as one great Day…Max just surprised me with a visit,,Heard George ( His Human) say he can stay for 3-4 hrs,,, My Official Birthday started off with more Birthday pets..I have to admit I’m a little sore from yesterday.. It was suggested , Daddogs memory, the confusion on the calendar date was a litlle tooo convenient, that it was planned…I’m a Dog. A busy Dog.. I rely on My Humans to keep me on schedule. if it Hadn’t turned out great, ( for Me).I’m not sayin I would have considered a change ( to much History). but I expect better…I can’t imagine today being better than yesterday… but of coarse I’m always open to the un -expected……. Believe me, I would never complain about scent-a mints,Emos Likes, how ever I was somewhat, wondering about the Lack of Balloons.,,I mean even Bobby got Balloons
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