I give Daddog control ..Thanks Lex…Today I found my sister..not Teresa.I already found her…but.. Betty Bullock Jones…as some of you know..I was placed in the witness protection program at birth…my name was Harvey Pinizzotto I was lucky to find my birth Mother.. I was happy to find my brothers and sister ,many years ago…she told me my fathers last name was Bullock, fast forward to today..Rox And I had sent in our DNA sample,and got the results Today ,and the world opened up… up popped Harvey .then Betty…the reason for the test was-curiosity ..Well I hit the lotto..How lucky can a guy get…

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Just my luck…Daddog said The Tahoe house got 3′ of snow.. I like snow.. hope it will snow if I ever get to go, The only thing I worry about is some other Dog covering my scentin spots, Yes ,I can smell thru Snow, Duh…Max is coming for a Play date tomorrow.. (restless night)……Daddog caught a break… Momdog is going to Throw some clay and the list got covered up ( on accident)……. Guess we’re on our own…..Nap time

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Sometimes I use a trick I learned along time ago,…Mom and Daddog having so Tare-E-ack-key chicken ,I was asked if I would like some bites, -You know the answer…. the problem was the hardwood floors in the kitchen, when ever I put out my paw to shake,( required action to get treat) I’d slipped, , and then It dawned on me, use the old ” Puppy Squat”..method, My Tale has grown, since my early days. ( spelling was intentional)but I was able to adjust and enjoyed many bites…..I’m still able to learn “New Tricks”. but It’s nice to know my model has The recall feature. .

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I escaped yesterday, went for a nice run, chased some Deer, Waded in the creek, scented myself empty, Came back smellin and dirty., Then I had to pay the price, yep , a Baffe,.. The funny thing ( to Me), is Baffes seem to loosen my fur and Lots of it floats in the air where I have been, They call them Clumps,I think of them as spreading those ( now this may require some memory,) those white round balls ,, that float on the wind, people bow on them… and make wishes.( found on lawns, come on ,you’re not that old ). The difference is Momdog doesn’t make wishes, doesn’t appreciate the soft cushion on the floor,.,Momdog seems to think Brushing me will cause my fur to stick to her brush, and will solve Her problem, Yeah right, ..I do look thinner. …..Warning.Momdog brushes really Hard, I don’t know where thy got the” S” but I know is responsible for the” M “

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Havin a nice day, serious pets and loves from Daddog,finding it hard to leave his side,Both enjoyin him being Home, Football comin on soon, I don’t really watch, but it gives Daddog the feeling he’s not alone. and sometimes there are treats, …I have discovered, pieces of steak are better when warmed, brings out more of the flavor,.I’d say try it ( for your Dog), but you know best..,( not) Daddog says there are ofver Dogs out there that don’t get steak scraps…..Who are these people ? and what do they do with the scraps? I recycle them into fertilizer, Win Win , feel like i’m part of the solution….., no Pun intended….

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Momdog and Daddog went to to a service for a relative who had past….A conversation was in progress. When they got back….This where I get confused..I guess you have a choice.Dirt or Fire..Daddog wants Fire,but wants someone to check the box to make sure Momdog didn’t dump his body and put in ashes out of the fireplace, to save money..He says newspapers leave traces…I think Dirt is better..Cool soft dirt,, I guess it depends on what size box you can afford, and if Momdog is feelin thrifty…Daddog says OPEN Bar..Momdog is more of a BYOB kinda girl..I hope none of this has to be decided soon..when I got up ,this morning..I was aware of none of this………Who gets the toys?

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