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All about Me…Not…Let me say… if you have an image of Momdog, in your head.. THIS may not be for you.. Why ?. I was awakened at 5 am, to the sound of covers being thrown back and clothes being place on bodies,( not Mine) no coffee for Momdog…( nothin by mouth) I was placed in the backyard ,, now it is dark out side, fortunately I can open screen doors so I let myself back in). As it turned out, Momdog had an surgery appt. for a tear duct (duck).. Now if you Know Momdog The tears that were uncontrollable, were not because she missed Daddog, or that she couldn’t be with him to give him directions in Tahoe, but apparently this Happens to OLD people, sometimes… Many Hours past and They arrived Home. Momdog with a Patch over her eye and a sling around her nose to catch, I don’t want to know what,… Her eye is blackened and she has freightened ( couldn’ figure how to spell scared) four neighbors at this posting,….,Daddog says He still Loves Her,, ( with a straight face,His).. Momdog looks like she’s been run hard and put up wet..The worst thing is. she ‘s using the situation to serve leftovers, but it’s Try-Tip so I’ll let her slide,,,, if you call ( not advised) don’t mention the the other guy … the family photo shoot has been delayed….. About Me?…. be serious
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Daddog arrived 2.30 ish,We have been huggin and kissin .pettin and Lovin ever since… He really missed me, He did have to take a nap , but when he arose. it has been non-stop ,Mu-chew-al affection, I don’t understand why he leaves without me,…. but I love his returns.. He has been distracted, hasn’t noticed a few of his Po-cessions have been chewed up and disposed of…… Hey shit happens… maybe don’t leave……………………………………………..I find it very sus-pect.,, that facebook wants to correct Dadog…because it is missin a D….Have I arrived?
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It doesn’t get better than this….Daddogs home, Sittin at his desk, I’m under it,… He has his shoes off…..go ahead.. pinch me…It’s real,….haven’t left his side…Wishes DO come true
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Family moment… When outside and watched the E-Clips.. will had cloud cover. didn’t last long. But could see thru them,,,.. Daddog turned on the porch light just in case,.. kind of neat.. We (Daddog/Momdog and Me) won’t see another one.. Daddogs says”It’s one and done” unless we get FrooZ…..( where does he come up with that crap?)
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I’m confused….Momdog ordered something.caled.. Second Day Air…..I know what Bad Air is..Second Day Air must be some strong stuff….Is she trying to send a message to someone,, Anyhow it didn’t come , When it does.. I will not run out to greet U P S guy….Well maybe,…. He gives me Bones………………….I might have met my match.( Just kidding).. The Shark is very big and very heavy.. and made of some tuff rubber,, the only thing that keeps me going is the pride in de-Squeaking a Shark
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Went for a ride to the Squeaker store,,Got the news, that My chicken ($17.00) has been Discontinued, I believe I received the Last one, Left without , went to Petco, mentioned Dana’s Name.. same result..I listened to the different Squeaks, and came home with a Shark..Head Squeaker….What do you expect for 10 dollars. ?….So am I squeakin it ? No…I succomed to impulse buyin… Who said “don’t go shopping ,when you’re hungry”… was right
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I didn’t see this coming,I’m not a GirlDog that has a routine, Sp on-tin-nay-it-T is my way.That being said ,there are certain things that Should remain constant, I awoke this morning to the site of my dismembered Chicken…..Seeing IT, ( all traces of Gender have long been removed) I went over to give it a Squeaking….,thought I’d start my day Right, and wake-up Daddog..I clamped down, and Nothin…..Emptiness filled the room, the reality of life without a Squeakin Chicken, arrived and sadly began to sink in.,,, Now as you NO , I have many toys, Most had Squeakers at one time, due to the length of time My chicken lasted.,I have now realized that This Chicken had the sound that stirred memories of my early family, and the noises they made..In hinny-site, I could visit the past with a simple chomp…Maybe I messed up…Thank goodness I didn’t Name it,
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Record,personal best, both were shattered,, But alas.. The Chicken, finally gave up it’s Squeaker… Daddogs says the reason, was the cost of the chicken, Santa doesn’t have a budget… Daddog says … Squeakers in less expensive Chickens , are placed in the beek, where as Chickens in a higher price range, are constructed with the Squeaker embedded deep in the body cavity, therefore being able to withstand a hard chewing, while pieces of rubber are torn away. the Squeaker is somewhat protected, Only a dedicated and focused GirlDog , with Sharpe Teeef, can be victorious…. It’s sad to celebrate such a pheet,..I will miss the quest.and the sound My chicken made….I await my next challenge……Rest in Pieces
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Pigs in the front Yard. ( 6 Momma and 5 babies ),. Turkeys walking just out of my reach, ( 5) Howards family continues to caise trouble, The Deer are too many to count, oh Yeah Daddog finally came home,, I think I smelled an ofver Dog on Daddogs shoes,, I think it was Motly, The carperters Dog., in Tahoe… He and I were just gettin to be friends when I had to come home..He really does what His human says,, I find that a bunch of trouble.it hinders my creativity.. Daddog came home to a list of things that apparently were above the level of the current residents, He didn’t seem pleased but was offered Ice cream it he ,would atleast take a look..I think They think , He’s been sittin on his ass up in Tahoe, He did take a motorcycle ride with BernieDog and Cal, but only was following Momdogs suggestion..It is obvious Momdog doesn’t want to find a replacement for Him, that wouldn’t require sacrifice and lots of trainin.. Maybe she could throw a blanket over him ,.. I just saw the bowl ( ? ) of ice cream.. If it was me , it wouldn’t get half an item done
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