When I turn 73 I hope my Birthday dinner is better than Daddogs.. cheese and crackers and not quite ripe mellon, the orange one,Talk of Romance was limited to Shrugs and Hand jestures, On a brighter note I got to sleep in the Chinook, on the bed between, MD and DD, .. I met some ofver Dogs but most thought I was somewhat HI-per, and kept their distance,, I talked alot at night and early morning , and was Shhhhhh-d more than usual,, the new house is nice, not very Dog friendly but I’ll get use-t to it.. Momdog an I left on Friday, I thought I heard a Yippy as we drove away.. All in all, they worked together better than I expected.. No blood was spilled and talk of separate residences, was kept to a minimum.,, Why would someone ask “What would you do without Me” if they didn’t want to know..?..Thought it was interesting.. Daddogs wrinkles,, are now referred to as character lines.,,,Momdog says “you ride the horse you got.” .. fine but its sleepin out side Daddog was touched by the nice Birthday wishes, Momdog told him the new lights on his bike were his present,, He thought she was kidding,,, She wasn’t

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I was trying to explain how fun it is to be apart of this family, when,my post was deleted by hitting the wrong key. Creative juices were flowing ., I was on a roll….If I havn’t lost ya…… Markdog came by to help load the trailer ,with stuff going to Tahoe, and eat leftover party food, , couches and recliners,.( Meatballs and Cake)…..” try not to destroy the couch”…. Gee I thought a nice rip in the leather is what you wanted,”…. Just be careful”..”I am”.. Well it doesn’t look like you are” ” do you really think I not trying to be careful?”” well sometimes you ,do things that make me wonder”.. “trust me” … Mark came up with helpful solutions but when it came time to tie the load down , he bailed….looking understandably into Daddogs eyes .,he asked if he was REALLY needed,…Daddog gave him a smile and let him leave….. ” feed me some slack” Daddog said while feeding the rope thru the bars…. “What?.”…”Slack”.. “Slack?’..” More rope” ” well why didn’t you say so?”.I Did”. We keep all Sharpe object out of reach

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Markdog , came by to help load the trailer for Tahoe, and eat party leftovers,He is now the Star witness, to how a marriage works,?, Momdog has Her way, Daddog His, Mark finally had to make an excuse to leave, The trailer is loaded , tied down , ready to go,,Most of the blood has been washed off the driveway,,No winner was declared..sometimes life can be boring… not around here.. The good news is I’m going to Tahoe

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Everyone had a good time, except ME. I was banished to the garage and front of garage area..85 people, yep Momdog and Rober our friend and caterer , put on a spread fit for , Hey all I know is I got like 4 meat-balls, oh yeah and Momdog made some molds with stuff.on top and Shrimp, I do love Shrimp.. I thought ,being most of the people were OLD , that they would drop more, and I might be asked in to save the day, not so.. Many people heard me talking and commented on my Beatifulness..I have to admit , it never gets old, Momdog did it again. mo-to -vated Daddog to get everything Ship-shape,( shouldn’t be house shape ?) I did some research and found out, she took Wife 101. Which states “if you want stuff done , Have a party”. Bodi came up to see me . made it better,,, I heard Momdog refer to Daddog as an Employee…Slaves don’t get paid, so maybe it’s a step up

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