I’m sure ,if I was a Momdog, I would want the best for my Family, I would be happy and experience great joy ,to see, them grow and learn from their mistakes , However,not being a Momdog, and being the only K-9 in the family, I look at situations in a somewhat diffferent light..( three F’s ).. 2 nite Try-Tip was prepared ,Done just the way I prefer.. actually there were 2, one for eatin and one for snacks..( these were supposed to be cooked in Tahoe for D&E&G&B, but time got away ), Straight from the cookin place they were placed on the special cutting board, Large, thick, juic-e slices of Meat,, it being such a nice nite, we all went to eat outside,and to my good fortune, one complete Tip was left to rest on the special Board….,As you might remember, I had enjoyed an entire Tip, that was left ,near enough to the edge for easy grabbin. a couple of weeks back, , when it comes to being Sharpe, Momdog is Paws and Hindquarters above Daddog,..We all had some bites of Tip along with sliced 2mate-toes from our garden, .When all meat and 2-mate-things were consummed…I excused Myself, and entered the Kitchen, somehow ,Momdog beat me to the remaining Tip and the last I saw of it, the door to the cold box was closing with it in it,…AS I said, in another situation, and if I was Human, I could be pleased with this outcome,,Growth…. Some mistakes, Should be Re-Peted

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Having had some time to reflect on the trip, to MY Castle, and being Female, I feel the need to post a list of corrections that could be improved upon….Stairs Too many,,,I usually only climb stairs when it’s Ni-Ni time, there was only one Water dish, in the house, ( lids were down) and it too was upstairs,.Chew toys wee limited.to my Chicken,..while I love my chicken, it would have been nice to have Choices, ( I mean how much room would one of my Balls take?).I don’t want to complain but someone put a used slice of Pete-za in my food bowl, blocking access to my meals, and giving everything an onion/olive taste, Before you ask… there is a garbage disposal , and it’s not me, Ofver dogs were petted in my presence, shifting the Para-dime away from , who is most special..ME….,My paw massager needed batteries , visitors sat in my spot ( couch/chair , more times than would be considered accidental,,,Treats were limited to licking bowls, normally an enjoyable thing, but they were cleaned down to a 4 licker , no chunks of food just food film, and How does one inform a guest, that at this house we feed Dogs from the table,…… on a side note, Daddog got his stitches removed , his face ,looks like a wrinkled version of the Mississippi. something you might view if you were on a diet, an needed to loose your App-it-tight, I love him , but I have limited choices

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I think I scored… This was my first extended period at the Cabin/House/ palace/Getaway, We had a great time with a bunch of Lewis;s. and even Carol and Ken came to visit..( I really liked Carol…If she said I was beautiful once..it must have been 100 times)..,I had long awaited the Extra special amenities that were promised, shortly after I was Heroic, and Saved there Asses,, Suttle but nice is how I would describe my reward,,,, 2 Decks, front and rear, , nice and high, good views., Momdog put featherbeds on My/their Big bed., slept like a Puppy, Daddog was extra sin-sa-tive, to my Poddy needs.. and I found some very useful spots…….,I give it 4 Paws up,,,, We are Home now…., it is nice to be back under My desk

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The battle continues..What and what not to buy at Costco…,My main concern is ,it was mentioned that a new Dog-bed be purchased, will it be roomy enough for turns to be made ? I enjoy Turning many times be4 I settle on just the right position, it’s a DOG thing, like Snow-white ( not the lawn-dre detergent) and the pour-age,,( Goldy-Locks.. I stand corrected.) ( when did we get Fact-check ?). It’s too hot for me to go with them,( stay in the ruck) so I guess I’ll have to take what they get,…… It’s not an Easy life, but I manage

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Knot many of you read about old scarface…..well,, just try to live with him, today our job was drivin Miss Lazy, yep down to San hose-a to pickup some old stuff, there was this little kid passing the truck as we waited for Momdog to seal the Deal, Daddog showed his face, and the little Bast/kid ran screaming, the mother said he wouldn’t sleep that knight and asked if Daddog considered others when going out in public…….We all no, I’m so much more than Just a Pretty face….. Daddog was never Good lookin, but he could Pass ( No Morrison) now I have to ask for the Long Leash, and that he wear a Hoddie…Healing has taken on a new meaning..Why does Halloween have to be in oct-toe-ber.. I love him.( but from a distance)

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In case you are keeping Score… Grinder 1. Daddogs face zero..While working on a Television bracket with a hand Grinder. the grinding wheel broke sending pieces of wheel in all directions, one of the directions was to the cheek of Daddog, 7 stitches later, Daddog was back to work at the Tahoe House.. Many of you know the love Daddog has for the Princes Bride and En-yee go Montoya, well Daddog has one cheek that looks very similar, The Doctor ( Tami) said his modeling career would only suffer in the short term.. He asked her if She recognized him, she said NO, he explained , He is the BEFORE in the Before and after adds in magazines, probably just as well she didn’t laugh, with needle in her hand.. Daddog is now talking about getting Bolts in his neck

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Sometimes wishes do come true, I’ve been feeling 4gotton, I have had many thoughts of a wrong doing, or possible misdeed , that might be the reason, Daddog has choosen to be absent from my life,, Momdog lets me listen to her talk to Him on the phone, He always asks about me and am I being a good Girl., but I never get to talk one on one to him., He came home this afternoon.. all seems great.., we hugged and I gave him Kisses, He petted me so much , much of my coat came off,…..We are all going to The Tahoe in a couple Days, Maybe I can Channel with Daddog while we are up there.. I am going to meet Darin Ellen and Grace and Ben.. My east coast family,They are Dog people so ,We should have a great time.. My fur is longer than their Dog Lucys. She’s a Lab-Dog..Atleast they will be able to take home something to remember Me by,, got to go ,,, time for more Kisses

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