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Humans,…..My education continues,…Size Matters…, A Pile of Wood-chips were delivered 3 months ago, I thought it was Yard Art, But like all Things that are “ERT”. ( that’s the opposite of Inert ) They have their time and place, to be installed….I think I told you about Daddog Repairing his Chipper,( a delaying tac-tic that worked, Had to wait for ordered parts, and the best way to wait is to take a Nap ) Well the Chipper is fixed and needed to be used, Enter the pile of chips…I was unaware the chips used in curtain parts of a garden, should be a reduced in size to create the “Best Look”…..Daddog spent his first day back from Working, Working, The pile of chips was reduced, not gone, seems the wet-tish chips have a Dulling effect on the new sharp blades,. The new blades come from GreenLand..(figures)…So.. Today I learned the term Go-Rilla Hair,,… Don’t picture it, ( O K picture it )….How many Brushes/combs “wood ” it take to be consider Groomed ?… That might be My next lesson
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My tongue is dry , Daddog got back from working on My new vacation Home, said he installed some special things just for me… I gave him Four days of loves., in one minute… Momdog noticed I have been spending a great deal of time under His desk waiting for Him. just wanted to pretend he”s home .. His foot Oder Lingers, and nothing says Daddog like foot Oder.. We worked in the Yard today,
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Kind of a mixed up day, You remember My neighbor Sushi the Girldog who attracted away my Boydog Friends, Well she Has moved on..We weren’t that close , I would see Her everyday, being taken for a walk, and would try to Play with Her, But She was a OldGirlDog , and didn’t much want to be played with…. I will Miss Her, But the thing that has me most upset is How she was able to attract My BoyfriendDogs,away from Me,… What was Her secret..I’ll have to accept it as one of Life’s Misteries ( spelling intentional), I guess I should have tried Harder to Know Her..Brian, Her Human, is SO Sad.She was Really Loved,… Rest in Peace Sushi
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She’s all A GirlDog could want, Her Love an caring inspire me everyday. I know there is nothing to big or small she wouldn’t do for Me, Yes ,she has Her weaknesses, and sometimes She is hard to understand, Her Actions don’t always make sense to me, I know She always Has My best interest at heart., Which brings me to a small list of things She Might consider changing/improving,…My Water could be fresher, My bowl fuller, My bed softer,it would be nice if She brushed me more often,, She needs to Pet me longer,and tell me she Loves me more,….But then again, maybe? I should stop and realize Just what a LuckyDog I am…in fact I’m going to give her some kisses right now…. Happy MomDog Day…..She’s gonna need a towel
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So… Chock one up for the Lexigator…,Daddog comes out to sit on the couch. I get called over.. I give a performance ,the likes of which , are only dreamed about.. ..Daddog folds. calls our regular Vet,, they were busy, suggest an “emergency Room Vet.”.(It’s 3.45) yep.15 minutes away from Judge Judy..We get in the truck and enter the Vet office at 4.10… before we enter I hit the poddy area..Nothin perks a GirlDog up more than a good Piss…As we enter the door- chime, chimes.. Daddog says it sounded like a cash-register….After some minutes and a Credit check, I am escorted to a room, without Daddog, where I am violated by a cold. round tube.. I should have seen it coming but they came at me from the Wrong direction.. Had a Egg,Or was there a K in there. any how “without a past test result,for comparision” It is recommended I be kept for a couple of days for observation.. I hear Daddog say to this 15 year old Doc?… “Well that’s not going to happen”, the doc ,picks up his cell phone and says”He didn’t fall for it,Cancel the Tesla” . on a side note,. of the 200 people at this place only 3 didn’t say “what a beautiful Dog” I am.. No, I couldn’t figure out what was wrong with them either….So we are, Home, I feel validated ,that concern was shown,..Another adventure with the Daddog…… Daddog said he is going to write a letter,, Hope he mentions the temperature of that Tube……………..I’m feelin better.
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Either too much “special” food from S/S or I caught a bug..The word around here is …”Sluggish”..”She seems Sluggish.”.Sandy/Sierra. felt/looked me all over and said I seem fine, said even my ears were cool..They are,when you have a beautiful face , that’s a given…I am taking this opportunity to Lounge around and get extra pets, I know the first question, everyone asks is ” Is her Nose cold?”.Well being a Husky/SheppardGirlDog, My nose is a reverse Nose, kind of like a ” Contrarian Nose”.normally it’s Warm . Now, mine’s cold , but is that a clue?…S/S and Alfie left this morning, might just be a case of reality, settin in..Get Well gifts are always welcome, Dadogs is home and Loves me,.should be all I need….(except for those Gifts)
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Hurd,( aka Heard) a noise. And in the door walked MD/DD, seems they have been gone to Tahoe. the last 5 days, Sandy/sierra and Alfie arrived Sunday Morning and I have been Being Pampered and visiting with Alf so I didn’t realize they were gone..Nice to have them back, I guess,In all truth… I think I’m chickened Out. the steak was good too,( She cuts into bite-size chunks.). Had a hint of Road-Kill to it.. They call it seasoning……..Really… How many Humans Hire a Chef ,to care for their ( I hesitate to use the Term,I’m so much More).. Dog…It’s good to be the Queen,,, ….Just heard Momdog say something about Kibble…Bummer
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We were having a talk, Daddog and I..(,Maybe a talk is somewhat misleading),..I was Ruuing and He was Ruuing., really Bonding..He seemed to be understanding Me and then out of no-where. starts repeating my Ruu,s.. This was very frustrating, I think He and I are sharing an experience, concern , Hope, having a real moment… only to realize He is just messin with me..,. It has been suggested ,that Th-air-a-pee. might be of some help…But what good would that do…” Lexi, How does that make you feel?..What would you like Daddogs response to be?.Are you willing to put in the work , necessary to grow , and achieve a Mutual goal ?.. OH…Sorry our time is up for now. think about what we’ve discussed and will meet next week….I think we’re making progress.”…… …..I know what I mean.. If anyone needs Help it’s Him… How do I feel?… Like Bitin His Ass..So better
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It’s MomdogDay again…I have been wondering what special item I could destroy in her Honor…. All the An-T-Keh Dolls have been put out of reach.Her purses taste to much like chew toys,and have metal items ( buckles zippers buttons) that distract from a good chew, and of coarse they contain no Squeakers…..What was left of their garden was fine tuned by Daddog this morning, I did get one last jump into the plants before I was asked to leave…..Maybe Her shoes?…I could hit one of her Sir-Ram-ick pieces with my tail.. but she would just make another…..Still a few days away.. there must be something she would Miss ,..I did bury a piece of Meat in the couch, where she sits,.. not to worry ..I’ll think of something
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