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Daddog just arrived from his trip to Tahoe…Our greeting was wonderful as usual.. I tried to keep him in the front area of the House, gave him special Hugs and kisses. but as the glow was wearing off , He noticed the Planting area. (Garden).Which I might say looks just fine….Momdog re-attached all of the plants I had removed .. It turns out ,You are supposed to spread the roots out so they will grow better,, I knew that, Just doing My part..Hey, that’s the way I look at it..and who spends more time in the dirt than Me…..Momdog put a Chicken Wire barrier around the Garden…I know I’m a Dog but…. What did the Chicken do to have a Wire named after it ? Probably, what the Dog did to have a House named after it…someday. When we are having vegetables for dinner , …and now that the roots are fee to grow. I will be thought of as a GardenerDog
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My garden has been uprooted…..Lexi didn’t give permission …..removed all our plants. ..section 4 paragraph 2..written permission.requred also area reserved for bones..a fence has been installed ..without permits…her dog attorney has left several messages. ..more when daddog gets home
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Momdog is having separation issues,..Daddog leaves for OUR? mountain retreat again..Heard Momdog make reservations.. No Dog room, neither of us is going…This translates into Me being Hugged at Momdogs whim.. Laying on MY couch, sleepin, I become aware of movement, it’s Momdog sneakin over to give me a Love/Hug Did I mention I was Sleepin?,Her idea of affection and mine , are Not the same…I think she gets bored and needs to bug someone, I squirm. She takes it as ” do it again”. This even happens when Daddog is here,, Daddog says Leave Her alone… I see in his eyes.” What a lucky ( defenseless )Dog….My only hope is She will go in the garage and shape? some clay…Hey it’s not all bad… I’m gettin my own Coffee cup…
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I always say,, when creative juices flow… Lick the plate……I have been thinkin in rhymes, I even Ruu, with the intent of making- the next Ruu, something to Ruumember…..not to worry … it will fade… comes from ridin in the truck, listening to country music… (Not Dadddogs first choice)..anyone who has been subject to this will understand…… I’m tryin, not lyin don’t tie me to your….. Pre- conceived assumptions……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….pro-s
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Call it Charm…Boydogs find me very interesting and to be honest I am attracted to long hair guydogs,,.ever so often I discover things about myself…. like today…Bodi, the Long Hair Golden retriever, came up to visit.. We were havin a nice time wrestling and sniffin..,, when Shushi,( the Girl Malamute next door, who I have tried to play with,and for reasons such as Her age and the fact that She is a Girlldog, well lets just say were neighbors not friends) comes walking down the street,..Bodi.. stops playing with me and seems more than interested in Shushi., guess he likes Older womendogs,.. I put my Charms on maximum. nothin…I didn’t think I was the Jealous type, I mean …”what ‘s she got ,,I’m much prettier ,faster,younger, I am at a loss to explain it.. Who ever said,”you can;t catch all the Fish” didn’t have Me as bate..( must have misplaced my Humble)….Bodi will visit again soon, …note to self…Just pretend IT didn’t happen
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She calls it …Come,Sit ,Stay…. I know I can only do so Much. showing my love, when we touch I’ll try to take your troubles away Please, Come ,Sit..,Stay I know this is what you say to me And it’s important that I need to be bye your side all through the day. I’ll be safe when you’re away But for now Come,Sit,Stay I know that when we share a Hug your touch is like a healing Drug I know it feels the same to you I wish these times were never through I wish it could always be this way Tomorrow ?..We have today Do this once just for me. Feel my love With Kisses free This One time do it my way couldn’t hurt Come,Sit,Stay My heart beats faster when you’re You Come. I feel your feet, They’re like a Drum Walking running up to me Your hands stretched out with love i see So true a love ,was meant to be Oh Yeah, lets Play Do it now Come sit stay Through cloudy Eyes, it’s clear to me The reason for me to be ,Wonderful to be a WE Even when we go out to Pee We’re a team, as you would say under foot is just my way. to tell you that I care I sit Under your chair Sending my thoughts for you to hear, just knowing that your near.. Today is such a perfect day.. I need it now , Come,Sit,Stay Wow I’ve rambled on Kind of like a Meatloaf song Won’t be sung by Celine Dion As some would say, “that’s just wrong. Once I start to have my say The words just seem to flow away Daddogs heads about Blow Hope he knows I love him so. So with a Ru and Woo, Let me say A truck ride would be nice today I hate it when you go away. So for now Come,Sit.Stay By LEXI LEWIS.
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Really …? What kind of GirlDog do you think I am.? Pregnant has more than one definition , Yes ,Most Humans with limited reference abilities ,would Ass-u-me ,” With Puppies”…I am operating with a “Clean Slate” ( Remember my Vet visit ? ) No….Pregnant…Full of meaning,Significant, used in a sentence ( that’s a bunch of words strung together)”There was a Pregnant Paws”…I did notice some First res-ponders.. were a bit shy in asking for pick of the litter… instead inferring my post was Litter….Sure blame Me
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I’m Pregnant…
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