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Max my boyfriend and my backup boyfriend Cody.
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Smart, is not a word Daddog hears( I would say Much,But really it’s not at all) ,He has some good Ideas, and if he bothers to read them, he can follow simple directions..Today ,what I witnessed was True Daddog,To prove his worth, He decided to continue to split some wood, He had split and stacked enough to cause a soft spot on his hand,and today he was going to finish…..Last night We were all awakened to the sound of heavy rain..( The weather Person Lied)…But went back to sleep… Well the rain got the splitter wet.and when Daddog tried to start it,he noticed water coming out of the exhaust .. Jumping into action,, he proceeded to dismantle the carb-er-ate-tor.Changing any and all adjustments, removing it and giving it a good cleaning ( screwing it up totally) after many hours, and a trip to see his Professional Mechanic friend, He returned sure of success. At this time he is softly weeping..He could mess up sliced bread…He kept his shirt on while working,.. ,some of us have weak stomachs. guess he remembered that nasty Harpooning incident,………..Above his level…( too kind)..
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On a lighter note, Suspicion All I ask, is look in my eyes would these eyes think of tellin lies I’m being thought of as a Bad girl but just give this Idea a whirl suppose, just suppose instead of fur ,I wore clothes That I had Hands instead of Paws bet you’d find another cause to blame wrong things that you see on someone else,…not Me Sure I am lower to the ground. and been known to make a chewin sound but who’s to say, that Doll wasn’t a victim of a fall while I was in the other room an earthquake or sonic boom could have be the reason why .that doll is missing both Her eyes I see no teeth marks , on her face I wasn’t even in the place This brings me too your Shoe leather is so nice to chew But I have so many toys and spend my time thinkin of Boys Just go buy another pair, and if you’re going to be fair you use your shoes to walk with me, what reason could there ever be to mess up something that you use Be like me drinkin all your booze , So look again into these eyes and ask yourself, would it be wise to accuse someone so nice surely made from sugar and spice That you leave alone when you go with plants that you hope to grow of doing things,not considered cool using her paws as her tool. or do say.,love you Lex Have a nice day Lex
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MOM………Easter…. and Happy/sad thoughts Sleep,would not settle in on me Her face appeared before my eyes My thoughts ranged from here and beyond lying wake til morning sun My favorite things surrounded me Joy in heart was not to be I was drawn to days of past thinking I had seen the Last feeling my heart beat so fast Just to see her, to touch her face somewhere in a special place It all seemed so long ago How I miss My Mother so There are times I miss her more and while lying on this floor. My need to want her near to help calm my latest fear is almost to much to bear Her memory so clear to me Her job was to set me free To be what I’ve become Unable to pass along Her love and tender touch To sing a Mothers song seems so sad so wrong Puppies are not in the cards so I will play in many Yards Pretending things to be Wanting so a family Maybe a daughter just like me to see my affect on Her would be a treasure ,that’s for sure I have a Human family Mom and Daddog Here with me I do love there loving touch and know they love me so very much My Mom knows my life is sweet and that I landed on my feet Still it would so nice to touch her face. Feeling her tongue lick my feet Helping me to fall asleep
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Lucky Me ( Dam Squirrels ) I lay under a tree. Lucky Me A Squirrel I can see Lucky Me Right above me in this tree Me, he does not see Lucky Me Making a plan for his demise” consider his weight shape and size I’m tired of his Bullsh*t to torment Me, when He sees fit This time I will strike But only when the time is right Til then , Still I will be and wait beneath this tree My chance to come ,soon will be Lucky Me Squirrels are reckless as you know from branch to branch ,leaping so so my plan is to Ruu , when in midair Giving him reason to despair to miss his limb and so his grasp and fall to the ground., right on his ass where I will Pounce on him atlast. Lucky Me My plan has holes as you can see Lucky Me? Many limbs, has this tree Distracted is what I Hope he’ll be we’ll have to wait an see I’m as still. as Still can be Lucky Me I’ve seen him leap, from branch to branch this may be my only chance considering his shape and size I may not win, this fury prize But I will Ruu ,when time is right Hoping he will take his flight fall to the ground, as is my plan This Girl, will be “The Man” I’ll pounce, and we will see if I’m to be Lucky Me
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I plead the fifth… ( not the one Daddog empties) If they really wanted to plant flowers /rose/vegies. they should realize that this action is not welcome in MY BACK YARD , I mentioned, it became necessary for them to fence in the garden, One would think they would learn.. but NO.. A trip to Costco ( without Me) meant the arrival of Pretty ? flowers.. and containers to plant them in..After planting.. they decided to treat Themselves to an ( early-bird ) meal..( worms?) This was a mistake on their part.. Yep Many flowers were removed…They are not Pleased … whose fault is that.. on a side note … If you’re counting on Squash from Their ( our) garden..well let me just say.. some of the roots I Air-e-8-ted …didn’t make it
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I may have come on to strong,My latest visit with Max was somewhat Sub-Dude, My a-Lure, isn’t Luring..He said in passing, he had met a Poodle named FeeFee at the dog park,and what did I think of Poddles, I said What’s a Poodle? Wrong thing to ask , 10 minutes later ( that’s a hour and 10 minutes in DogTime ) He is giving details I do not want to hear..I hate to say it but,after falling so hard, it’s hard to think it wasn’t Mew-chew-wool. or that I was just another Beautiful face, .I’ll have to try a different tact..I’ve watched Momdog to see how she Lures Daddog…But she Acts like.”Her fish is in the Boat”…..At this time, I feel ” It’s time to ask LISA “……………Am I to settle for a life with Stuffed animals ?
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Weeds The word Bulls*it Momdog cried out There’s weeds to pull and there’s no doubt You need to go outside Lexis thought you need to hide there are somethings that needs doin so stop the thing that you’re per-sue-en He grabbed a glove and the trash can and to his work he began I snuck into my secret spot be seen by Momdog ,she could not as he pull the weeds away My thoughts I sent to him my way and it wasn’t long, only a minute before he was singing a song With my thoughts in it I spoke of love Max down the street How I could see ,feel his heart beat his Paws,pulling at His leash. How I need to feel his kiss Daddog was not making sense My thoughts of Love were to intense and just when I was gettin thru out came Momdog ,His love so true To give Daddog an atta boy another job Him to enjoy She said those words he likes so much That would be, You like some lunch ? I’ve never seen him,move so fast Like this meal might be his last He sat down, to get his plate At his desk, which was just great My thoughts once again,did start to write I took my spot, won’t take all night Now that his meal is thru He’ll get up now and he’ll per sue The things, Momdog wants him to do And I’ll go take a Nap Lex
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I had the best Nap When I dream That Squirrel doesn’t get away When I dream My friends come here to play When I dream. I growl I bark,at the dog park I’m not afraid of the dark I Ruu, instead of bark When I dream I’ve nothing to prove when I dream my Paws tend to move When I dream I run and jump and play and have the greatest day It all goes just my way That rabbit don’t get away When I dream Sometimes it comes to me When dark is all I see A feeling of unease when all I think is please Let my Pack be there To warn away the fear To wipe away my tear. Brave is what I seem When I dream My brother and sisters come When I dream They tell about there Homes When I dream We talk about our Mom and how she, Licked us down Her milk ,with taste so sweet Her tongue was such a treat We pull upon her teet When I dream I know that when I wake there will be no mistake That I am safe and warm protected from all harm. Daddog will pat my head will both get out of bed We’ll go out side and play. we’ll have the greatest day wonderful is what it seems When I dream Lex
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