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It always amazes me , how people are surprised at the Power of Dogs..We don’t ask for much, most of the time it’s to show You, what is important in life, just a scratch, rub or pet to get you back to realizing the feeling of unconditional Love, We bring peace..we can tell when you are sick or upset, and We offer ourselves for your comfort.. We don’t expect a reward, that’s just what we do..Be honest… When you hug your Dog, Who gets the most from it…. And that’s the way we want it…
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Flash::: The world is losing one of its most eligible Bachelors.. BOBBY Sarantakis. (Our Neighbor).. Execution date Sept 9.. Body/ Lifestyle to be Transformed in the southern part of the state. Best wishes….” I knew Him when”
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When I’m trying to figure things out… sometimes it’s tuff and sometimes it’s a no-brainer…Tuff,.. where the Sun goes..Easy,..conveying my wish to go for a ride.. and then there are things , that would save Humans money. that Dogs Do naturally , that go un- practiced .. No i’m not talking about Toilets,,, .. Case in point.. Daddog just left on his M/C to go to get a Hair-cut..It would seem if he just would learn to Shed, he could just stay home with Me,and have money to buy me toys with Squeakers ,,I know. It’s harder than it seems, Shedding in just the right amount and in just the right places. Works for Me…. Hey , when you’ve got the answer,, you gotta Raise your Paw .
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I don’t concerned myself ,with clocks,,It’s either time for.Play,food/treats sleep/naps ride/ walks,pets rubs or Loves or to go in/out.. BUT…Clocks are good for One thing.. Watching Daddog trying to set them and Hearing Momdog trying to be of assistance. Only happens every so often .Power failure or time change or heaven forbid a new appliance.. the coffee maker shows time in the Philippines.( a land Daddogs visited once)…..I figure Time is a Feeling.. but if that’s true ,How can you be ON it ? and what is Time-out.. If you can’t see it , How do you know you’re Running out of it..Got to be a feeling.. ,,How do you explain Goodtime/Badtime ? and How can you set it,, forwards or backwards.?. And How can Time be on your side or against you ?..Clocks.. got to be some kind of a joke .
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KInd of a somber day,today,,,Daddogs oldest Son, Darin , turns 51 today, Daddog couldn’t more proud of D and all he has become..BUT.. that means… Daddog is Old-er.Too… most of the time strangers ( near-sighted ones) are simply amazed at how young and vibrant Daddog looks.. Just yesterday he passed for 70. we were driving very fast and it was Raining, and maybe the crossing guard was distracted , but he Passed,,, He is trying to make the best of D’s birthday and tried cheering D up alittle.. I heard him tell Darin, “You go from being 50, to being IN your fifties,”.. Then I heard a Click….Yeah , we’re talkin father of the Year here
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Note to self:::: when picking a channelee be sure “They” are young enough to use references that Readers ( people) Might know,,, Don and Phil EVERLY,,(bros) was probably only recognized by someone like John Cochran or Lenny Kerbs….. even Markdog had to go to google To hear “Cryin in the Rain” …….Maybe I’ll create to Lady GaGA
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couple of things….anyone who Nose Me, Nose I am an UN-loof Dog ( that’s the opposite of aloof , or is it just Loof ) ) I am always available for pets and loves.. That does not mean I come when called everytime But rather ” I’m yours” if I am in your area…….. I have be known to Stalk, but only when there are potential treats to be had.or a squirrel is invading my area…… I lay near you to let you know I love you. and so you can admire Me…..I have been feeling the need to educate you on my ear positions and what they mean…This will be presented in 3 parts.. so Maybe next time
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It is Rainin… and Daddog was listening to the Everly bros…..I.’ll never let him see,,, the way my bladders startin hurtin me,,I could go outside,, ,but there’s nowhere to hide,,, won’t you let me explain,,,I,Won’t go Poddy,in the rain,,,,If I wait to go outside,,, there may be some mud, might get rain in my eye,, .Everything’s wet,, i can hardly forget,That my need remains,, I won’t go poddy in the rain…It has rained for many days, holdin my pee,puts my mind in a haze, if it only would stop, my bladder won’t pop,.I’d be happy a-gain,, I Won’t go poddy in the rain,,,,,Now I know that many Dogs,, run in the rain,and go make their logs,They don’t seem to mind ,havin a wet behind. They must be insane, I won’t go poddy in the Rain…Only hope ,Daddog can see,Be better if he goes outside with me, If I was a fella , he’d hold an Umbrella,,,guess I need to train, I won;t go poddy in the rain ….A Ain. I won’t go poddy in the rain… Comeing Soon … Lexis Greatest Hits
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Why change the game…I feel I am making strides, into understanding and anticipating The actions of Daddog…His actions usually have a familiar outcome.. However there are times when he throws a curve ( ball throwing ref ) . The latest said curve , happened just moments ago….Daddog is on a low Carb diet,( except when there is a treat . loaf of french bread. cookie , so when it’s convenient ) He will many times fix a bowl of Egg/tuna/olive or combinations of these ( no Bread…1 slice 16 Carbs), and sit a My channeling desk.. where upon completion of Eating these con-coc-sions, He always calls me to” LICK the Bowl”.. So ( with a slight Drool) today in anticipation of his finishing his meal, I come into the “Office” ( apparently he used to work ) to get some Licken in, only to see him take the bowl,cover it and put it into the refer. ..I ask Ya…Is he trying to mess with Me.. Con-sis-tent-C ,from what I hear has never been his strong suit…. Sometimes I wonder if he ever considers My feelings , Just found out, Today, was Egg/olive .. Turns out.. I wouldn’t have eaten it anyway… But , You get My Point
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