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I don’t know if anyone can relate .. to the helplessness of being kept from achieving a goal….I do my part ,only to have.”IT” wrestled away from my grasp..Yes I refer to the recently retrieved delicious Bone I buried in the Front -yard….After my evening Patrol./ scent sesssion..I was summoned to my place on the family room couch… I felt sure this would be the ideal location to begin chewin my latest treasure ….So I carried it to the lettin-in door,,. But NO..Daddogs hand removed the Treasure from my mouth.. seems it didn’t pass the “UN-Yucky test”… In the interest of Full dis-clothes-shur the bone was covered with dirt and saliva. Yes, JUST RIGHT……I feel I perform a valuable service to this family..( do I really have to explain,? ) But am not consulted about The Rules of conduct pertaining to Food in the family room..If ever there was a Double -standard i’m sure it would be agreed upon This is one… A Happy ending..?. well, Daddog gave the bone back this morning..I have removed most of the Dirt….. They’re Old . I’ll try again this afternoon.
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The Sun has returned..Daddog & I just returned from Drivin Miss Lazy….The way I understand it.. She sells stuff the Elephant Doesn’t need anymore or has outgrown ?….I’ve seen Pictures of Elephants and They Don’t wear clothes, shoes use,sporting goods…. ( except BAB-BAR, good story) Momdog works in the Mens department…Now this where It looses Me…. Markdog went in to shop in Momdogs department. Heard he got a couple of expensive sport coats and ties and a suit. Tailor Made..DUH!!. Do the coats have 4 sleeves?..Do they all come in XXXXXXXXtra Large ?.. Markdog must NO a tailor.. There was a big line ,of people waiting to get in to the Elephant Sale… People.. not one Elephant..Must be an a Parking problem. from what I understand….Elephants don’t drive com-Packs
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Just when I think, all is going pretty well…So I;m watching Momdog sell stuff on E-bay so we have food.. when out of the corner of my eye… A weasely Squirrel appears in MY back-Yard..Using My superb communication abilities. I convince Daddog to Open the Big door an the chase Began..I’m Fast..and if it wasn’t for a stupid Tree ,I’duv had Him,. ( Daddog assures me it’s a word).. I take alot of crap from squirrels in my front yard, to have this invasion expand to my Back-yard..is troubling……I’m Laying now …,Daddog thinks I’m tired. Nahh. Just plannin my next move …Vegas has my odds at 8-1…..All I can say is … somebody’s gonna Loose big time
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Today is give your DOG a Treat-Day..1. start with lots of pets,ear /tummy rubs 2.Take Her for a ride 3. let Her Sniff for as long as She likes 4.Make a special Dish/ snack .5.Warm a blanket for Her to lay on 6.If it’s raining , hold an umbrella over Her while She goes Poddy..7. investigate every bark or showing of interest of things out side..8. Tell Her ( more then usual) What a Good/Pretty GirlDog she is.9.Play.until She gets tired. 10. REPEAT EVERYDAY……….. A Humans Purpose……
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What I witnessed yesterday was..somewhat confusing..I feel a certain responsibility to give a shout- out to all those Para-Pole-lee-gic Chickens….Markdog came over and He and The rest of US ate Too many Wings..We also had something called Bree and Apple slices ( Marks idea,the apples) I slept on the couch most of the time,, Momdog is somewhat snobby when it comes to wings and there is always some good eatin left for me..Had a Nice fire.in the Fireplace..Watched ” Hidden Figures”before the game…. Win Win
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Started today ,with my Butt in Daddogs face..Don’t be alarmed He was asleep…..Each morning. I work my way up to the top of the bed. and weasel my way between MD and DD,, I can only lay in one direction at a time.. Today was Momdogs Day to receive Morning kisses..Daddog was doin fine until my tail-hair entered his nostrils….He turned away… I captured his Soft.( pillow) another Win..Really… sometimes I”m so good at this… I scare myself…It’s Like takin Candy from an (OLD) Baby
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There are three Cats that live across the street..As I have stated before .Cats serve no useful purpose ( no-one ever wrote a story about a cat, being anything more than a Jerk) I don’t speak Cat.. ( why would I even want to ) From what I gather from my stealth like observation ,,These Cats have nothin better to do than Tease Me,.and. trespass on the property ,, every now and then I get loose and try to look them up. They hide up inside parked cars….They make strange sounds.. I call them Mue,Me and OW…. after the Howard FEE-ASS-CO…..( Lexi..How did you know his name was Howard?) I decided I’m in charge of namin…Dogs rule….Did I mention they’re Ugly.. ( might be from the Grease from the cars)..Daddog says they are Ferrell…I think he make things up
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Everyone NOse , Momdog loves a good deal,,it seems Elephants hold their value, and what some may consider a good price for one, Momdog doesn”t She’s been going shopping for one, each year, for as long as I can remember.. once again, today ,Daddog and I took Momdog to the Elephant sale..I have seen what they look like and I feel Momdog has Lost sight of the prize and is wrapped up in the quest..If it comes to it, I’m gonna have to put my Paw Down… It’s not sleepin on the Big Bed….Well not until it’s House broken.
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I have been enrolled in Dog-101..First question: What does one do when offered a piece of Bacon…1-Chomp 2 sniff and then eat. 3 ignore and walk away. 4 Chomp ,then Drool.until you get another bite.. Today I chose 3..Got failing grade…The course wasn’t my idea,, Doesn’t fit my schedule..and there seems to be a personality conflict…( This is where, BM’s blood pressure spikes) Easy Boy
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