I had a Play Date… George, Max’s Human, was talking to Momdog and excepted an invitation to have Max come over for a Romp/run/sniff/markingPlay adventure in My backyard..Now you all remember Max.. 100lbs of pure Stud, Al-ask-can MALE-Mute..Max’s yard is kind of small,so George walks Max up to see me every day.. we have a Romp but we are both on leashes.. Momdog suggested Max come over and He and I could have the backyard all to our selves. He did… now Max is Bigger than Me , But I am FAST, I wored Him out, So a big shout out to Momdog,,All went well, so maybe we can do it again soon.. I”M a LuckyDog… oh yeah ,Daddog got home from Tahoe

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Two things happened..Momdog was making cookies,.. She was making them from Scratch. All I can make from Scratch is a Red mark, anyhow Momdogs Scratch is Different. … as you know , I love cookies,,, The scratch was there on the counter and I stole a piece.. I took it to what I believed was a Safe spot to enjoy..First I found out.. I don;t like Scratch.. Second CoreyDog saw me with something Brown , .. He gave out a call for Momdog to identify the brown/wet mess.. to their relief it was cookies dough.. They have known for a long time I can reach to counters..I’m not sure if it was meant to trick me,.if it was it worked,,. all ended well, Daddog gave me a cooked cookie..(Before he heard the story) Timing

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A Mime is a terribile thing to….let me start from the beginning..Sittin under the channeling Desk, Daddog looking on Craigslist, Free-stuff.. I hear the phone being dialed , Daddogs say something about “your Add” and writes down a address ..Calls Momdog,,”Mere”.. Shows Momdog the post and says he’s going to go get some slabs of granite ,..Neither Momdog nor I ,thought we needed Granite.. I can tell by “That burning smell” that Daddogs Mind is awhirl with activity..Daddog calls his friend Dave and borrows his trailer, it seems the Granite is on pallets and Daddogs gonna get about 2000 lbs..for what We are not yet sure..so..Early this morning he departs on his quest..( I can’t go, might be in the way.) ( BULLSH*T).. He returns with an empty trailer ,but has 10 pieces of granite in the truck -bed.. asked what he’s going to use them for, He states, “I’m not sure yet, but arn’t they nice? ” From what I am gathering, He at no time was interested in the nice side of the 2×3 ft slabs, but was going to use them as a patio at the Tahoe house,Say He knew they wouldn’t work,cause they were TOOOOO smooth for a Patio….But he couldn’t pass them up. Now he has recruited Momdog to find a way to RUFF-UP the back-side of the slabs , ideas like grinding acid wash sand blasting, are being considered…….At one time He was Paid to create things…….I think that time has Past

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It’s raining.. takin a nap….All the Dogs I know ,Have Long tails…as everyone Nose , Tails help us show happiness ,they also can be held low to express uncertainty,..I saw a picture of a Dog with a Short Tail..,the only thing I could figure ,was He must have knocked something off a table. and had a Tail removal procedure.. Howard’s relatives all have bushy tails. but they just twitch.. I like to curl, with my tail near my nose for warmth…..I guess if you don’t have a Tail you wouldn’t understand.. Daddogs says ,Humans have tail-bones..so they must have Knocked stuff off tables too..

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It’s rainin…,curled up on the couch,..Just thinkin,…Tails..All the Dogs I know (no) except Alfie, have long Tails..We use our Tails to show happiness ,excitement, and sometimes to express uncertainty, My tail is a most beautiful, Bushy tail..Daddogs says some ofver ( other) Dogs have just a stub of a Tail…They must have knocked something off a table and had a Tail-shortening procedure, Alfie is not tall enough to reach a table., so there must be another reason..I like to curl,with my nose (not knows or noes) under my tail.. keeps me warm. Alfie is a PugDog, I don;t think he has a Nose.and if he does , it’s got to be cold….. Daddogs say Humans have Tail-Bones..Well if they do…they don’t Wag’em..Other Animals have tails, only not Humans..Strange..of course they sit funny , and wear pants……Thoughts….. think I’ll chase my tail ….

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