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There are many differences,between us..With Dogs.. you can tell alot just by looking, Ears up/laying back… tail curled.or between their legs, head high or in a protective lower stance..kisses, without teeth.. .. Humans are very hard to read..I imagine most of the beings reading this are Humans.. so you Must relate to my confusion…..Words often are used when approaching . yes there are gestures and sometimes out stretched limbs.too ..the tone of the words seems to convey much. some gestures are fast. some slow. and when driving, quick and accompanied by yelling..Humans Hug alot.and they Kisses too ,also without teeth..Dogs tell alot from sniffing.others Tails. when Humans sniff ,it’s usaully not a good sign.and raises the question” What have You been eating”…I have noticed. that windows are asked to be opened…of course they do ask “What’s for dinner ” too…where Our question is” How long ago did you eat/roll in that” or “.Weren’t you over by that bush/tree/wall?……I seem to be adapting….. they should come with a Manual
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Everyone Nose..I “RU” ,when I speak, I employ a series of Ru’s and Rooos.Depending on the message I am trying to convey, I Bark to bring extra importance to what I am concerned about. I am aware ,that sometimes.My “RU’S” are met with more concern than my Barks..This has caused some miscommunication on important issues, My Job is to alert my family, to conditions that might cause them harm, I take it very seriously. But if I call out Everything I perceive as harmful. I’m thought to be Over-reacting ..I have been known to Bark out of frustration, when THEY don’t show proper respect for my alarm…I fear, if I don’t Choose my Battles, My Alarm will be discounted as ,She’s always.. upset about something , instead of taking my concern as real,,,I saved them from a Fire twice,, I would think they’d listen
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I figure, if you want to play, you gotta pay..I have always felt, A good bone. should be buried atleast 2 weeks..and when dealing with wet soil, another couple of days doesn’t hurt…It was this strategy that brings me to the Pay part ..Retrieved a nice piece of leg-bone,, found a nice spot to begin the chewin process,, while digging for treasure in said bone , My nose received a cut..scraped a chunk right off the tip.. Un- daunted I continued, Daddog came to congratulate me and noticed ..canceled the photo shoot..At this moment , Momdog is looking for a Black felt-tip pen.. It is said “Girls Love Scars” just not there own
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Heart-broken…our new rich-u-el has been put on hold ..rain…They are SO considerate of My well being , I was willing to go.. Had My coat on (Ha Ha ) ..They are building up their strength by Having Waffles with Paul an Lynn’s maple syrup ( Daddog and The BernMiester got syrup and other good stuff when in MI.on their MC trip ).. Seems Daddog was alittle weak after the 5 lbs lose.,Just think ,how much weight he could lose if the refrigerator was far away…..Another Lazy Day….Daddog Downloaded a new book.. He likes having to “Just tap the screen, lifting his hand to turn the pages was such a bother, and Real books have to be held…He’ll do it if he has to. says, He’s expanding his talents,, Down loading sounds like something I do .. What a guy….Guess I’ll lie by his feet……..Have a good one
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Well, that’s over with…our ( new) morning walk..yeah I got a chance to sniff/scent some new areas,and saw another Dog.. Both Humans lost atleast 5 lbs ,went almost..”1″ mile.. average speed .001 MPH ( everyone NOSE ,it’s all about the speed )..Using my natural “SledDog Thrust” I pulled them the a last 1/8th … To unwind.. they are having Donuts and Coffee…Daddog fell on some uneven concrete..red spots on his pants ..( if I know Him,… He’ll try to use this as an excuse to get out of work, Momdog pronounced Him O K )…Next time says.. He won’t be chewing gum when he walks.. gonna Fo-Cuss.. Well, if THEY’RE gonna take a nap ,so will I
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Daddog went to the Doctor today.. She recommended Walking…Away from the refrigerator…..Exercise….Jumping to conclusions. doesn’t count…He asked for a second opinion.. she recommended Plastic surgery..He didn’t leave a TIP…..sometimes I think, his get up and go… got up and went.. My solution.. take the same amount of food,, share it with Me….. on a related topic.. Momdog found those Seaweed slices at Grocery Outlet….They are good..( better than String beans, but then again ,I don’t eat String beans )
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My Cup runeth over, Well actually Daddog kicked it by accident.( needed some fresh anyway)..So started this bright and sunny day.( Hey that sounds alot like” it was a Dark and Stormy Night ” ) Going in another direction….My reasons behind some of my actions have been discovered…like when Daddog is at his desk, and I come in to “Give him a Love”..My real reason is I want out, This can take many forms.. jumping up in his lap ( front paws only ) Grabbing his hand and Pulling softly. or a few chosen Ru’s.. for along time He perceived this as Cute or uncontrollable Love and given his short attention span it may be that way tomorrow.. For now I’ll just enjoy the Moment…. The world awaits
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Upon His arrival Home… Daddog was the reciprecant. of the usual Hugs and kisses. apparently My paws came in contact with his arm.,,His skin tore,He was cool with it . said that happens when you been wearing your skin as long as he has ..I felt Bad, but gave it a good Lick,,Looks like it’s on the track to full recovery…While away Daddog read “A Dogs Purpose” given to him by E C L ( East Coast Lewis’s) Must be an O K book.. I got special Huggs..but there was some confusion on his face…I think , He thinks, My purpose is to be His Dog., and alot of other preconceived thoughts of what A Dog should be….I think MY Purpose, is to Draw attention away from His short comings, while bringing Joy , Happiness and Lots of Love, to what seems to be a very Thin Skinned Daddog ( This is where my Beauty comes in )……Next-Time it would be better to wait for the Movie, so we can watch it together …(while being Petted )
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The choice was made by Momdog, I was to be placed in the backyard, while THEY went to the store..,,While they were away the.rain resumed, Their thinkin was ,” She’s Smart enough to go up on the back deck ,out of the rain “.. Bad thinkin.. I took this opportunity to uncover a Bone ,that had reached its prime, A very Wet bone , in a very Muddy place..upon their arrival home , Momdog opened the Back-door., Like a flash, I entered the House.. actually heard Momdog scream. for me to stop…..Didn’t happen… Mud was spread over a large area,… While Momdog cleaned up the mess , I was banished to the wash-down area. where I was De-mudded. ( Hosed-down ). There was NO Warm towel used. in the drying off process…..Their definition of Smart ,needs work..,, Given The opportunity I’d do it again…or of course they could always take me with them…. Never underestimate a GirlDog with a plan
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