He did it this time….With the trip, for parts removal and Other easily done stuff,, it seems HE Forgot Momdogs Birthday….The day is still young BUT… ( everyone knows , Birthdays start at 12.01 am..) He’s a slippery Devil.so the old excuse of I left tit.at Work or the Duck club will be tried….I gave Her extra kisses… She was thrilled… That gonna work for Him.. If he’s still standing I’ll let you know

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Wow..It started with a visit ..2.15 am ..I go out to pee and wham..There is Flower lookin right at me….. She un-buts her spray.. well you can add Artful Dodger to that talent list.,, Ha Missed me…..Daddog didn;t think so …He got up to give me a Baffe… 1 2 3 on Dadddog….. He was pleased… after a restful sleep for all. … my friend Max came up for a visit, had a good romp.. We are the same age.. MarkDog and Min..CoreyDog and Vera.. and some guest are coming for breakfast.. it’s gonna be a great Day ( Sausage )… they are singing a song…”Oh come let us a dore HER “.. Well that’s the only thing I heard.. It fits , Don’t Ya think… . Gotta go Breakfast is Served………..Merry Christmas.

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I am being told.. “don’t jump on Daddogs lap”. ,, The only thing that makes sense is, He fattened up on Peanut brittle, cookies and ice cream, and had something done to his Lap. . From what I am hearing from Momdogs conversations..).. Lapo suction.? Tummy tuck ? I know they used Sharpe things… It started ,Friday..He left carrying a small bag..Momdog Drove him ( that’s how serious it was ) She was gone like 4 hrs, He didn’t return..She. came back and put away all the travel. folders. and adds for Dating sites started hittin the sauce. ( She made a glaze for the Ham ). seemed alittle down…He was in Recovery, (what ever that is ) so Momdog made some calls, and She and I hung out… I’m thinkin , this doesn’t seem quite right,… Now I am aware of the power of Momdogs cookies. and Jannette and Arnie sent Peanut Brittle … and..I have over indulged on occasion myself… I just run it off….Never had to remove cookies by force… Fast forward to this afternoon.. Momdog went to retrieve Him ,, I start to give him the old” Welcome Home “and it begins.(.I don’t like to half-step when it comes to welcoming Daddog home) I mean ,He’s not even out of the car and it’s” DOWN LEX DOWN”..He showed Momdog His tummy,… His modeling Days appear to be history… He has Holes in it., more than usual…..The more I know. the less I understand ( Eagles )… Guess we will celebrate The Guys birthday quietly…I thought I heard the faint sound of a Squeaker……………, maybe it was Daddogs tummy………………………MERRY CHRISTMAS

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If you hadn’t already added “Super Sleuth” to my list of talents….Do So….. When I sniffed out My Present under the tree and opened it..it was considered CUTE..( Nyla-bone is half chewed already). Now I am being informed.. That WAS your present… one that was supposed to be Sniffed out on the Guys Birthday not 3 days early…CatCrap…I will take the “She’s a Dog” defense…Just because Momdog thought(?) it would look fun to have a present for LEXI under the Plastic tree with lights.. Does not make it right for everyone…… Now the burning Question is… Has all been forgiven.?.. but more importantly will there be another present for me ?. if there is.. Note to Santa (Momdog) put it out Birthday Morning… If there is not… Talk about Shallow.. and what about the Squeaker……….I don’t want Cute to turn into Cranky…..On a side note … it is a custom to bring a hostess gift when visiting…A bottle of wine or Dish towel ,..wouldn’t be sweet to instead bring a Dog-toy ..(with a Squeaker)

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O K the season has bit me….And in the spirit of self gratification… ( probably no the right word but ) i’m feelin some things need to be reconsidered…It is “SO” heart warming to see humans searching for the perfect gift for the one they love ( and hope to be loved by) .. the Hours of thought that go into finding a “something” that will create that feeling( in the other person) that they not only THEY Matter ,but are in-dis-spend-sis -a-bull in the persons lives..( insert Tear.)……Being a Dog ( a fantastic Dog ….DUH)…. I can see many things that may go undetected by my human counter parts.( as if there could be such a THING) .. AND this IS WHAT BRINGS ME TO THE E-PIFF-AN-E I JUST ( SORRY CAPS LOCK ON) had…If I am to be given a present by my humans,, it needs to have 2 2 2 2 … yes two Squearkers … everyone NOES ….most DOG? toys come with ONE sqearker.. Humans need to think outside the BONE< BALL animal or ,TOY and create a toy with atleast 2 TWO squeakers...Yes you could be the first to invent such a thing... But will you....Stop for a moment and CREATE.................................... so let it be written .... so let it be done...

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Maybe I spend To-Much time under Daddogs Desk..It is right next to a Heater vent and very convenient when I want to Bond with (control ) Daddog…Note to self…place add for Odor Eaters on Momdogs computer….I do love Daddog ..and every so often I like to jump up on his lap for Pets and Loves…being near him does have advantages.. an of course One never knows when an idea needs to be brought forth………..From what I’m hearing.. Dogs get presents .. This will be my third Christmas.. I call it My” Teen Christmas” .. as with most Teens a Feel I have all the answers..Hearing .the promise of Presents is wonderful… wondering what they might be, is causing restless moments……Hey I been good. ( atleast THEY think so.)….so what will My present be ?………….I guess I may be missing some answers….. Daddog put on Shoes… thing are getting better..

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So let me get this right…There’s this old guy.. who doesn’t watch his cholesterol or worries about his blood sugar. ( cookies).who is hard to fit and only has one suit.. lives with a nice wife and a bunch of Small people, who make toys , don’t have families of there own, receive no visible benefits. ( I’m thinkin…SWEAT SHOP..) in a frozen waste land. that know one really knows where it’s located.. avoiding any property taxes.. who forces Deer to act like Clydesdales..brainwashing them into thinking they can fly..(Drugs..what else ?) keeps tabs on every child and brings them toys if they are good.. or tell him they have been. ( when really their parents buy the presents ,because this guy has something on them.) .and it’s call MAGIC…..

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