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Day 2,,, Not an early start. for a minute I thought Daddog was gonna Laz-it..,. Then the Text from B Morrison ,about, strawin the check…( yeah ,I think they make this stuff up too.)..so…with Momdog by his side and ME.( the WorkinDog) .. we finally arrived at CoreyDogs house. to set the concrete boxes..Daddog used His concrete-saw and made all the cuts without injury.,,, Daddog mixed Mortar,..Momdog Grouted the bottoms of the boxes and complained about the Vis-cos-it-T…( Yeah I didn;t understand either.). I was in super form… The tree over Daddog head. started to shake.. I knew in a flash it could only be the tac-ticks of an attack Squirrel….. I ROOOOOOO-ed and kept the attack from happening. Daddog was saved… All in a WorkinDogs Day.. Now It’s cocktails and Pets… I never understood what they meant when they say… “got a problem ASS-OL Daddog…..HUMANs
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I Knew if I was good , I would be able to go someday, today was the day…Daddog is always going somewhere.. I ask if I can go and the answer is always NO.. sometimes I get to go for a ride , I do love rides,, When Daddog goes somewhere to work it means I’m going to guard Momdog or go in the back-yard…Today much top my surprise..He asked ,if I wanted to go HELP…He said I had to be very good and Not bark at the power tools… I did fairly well ,, the demo-hammer startled me and I gave it a good bark.. I have always Barked at gas operated tools ,watching Daddog pull on that cord, well a GirlDog has limits,, but after two pulls I stopped right on cue… I’m a WORKINDOG.,,, Life just got Better
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Maybe,,and I use the term with hesitation..I have over reacted to the return of Daddog…Today he went to CoreyDogs house to work on a drainage problem… Momdog took me down to visit, while she brought Daddog a warm drink. she wanted to see if he had destroyed anything with the Back-hoe he was operating..(.He has been known to dent parts of the house before)… Nope… ( does sticking your tongue out really help ?) he was in total command…I did find out that Daddog.Has been alot of different things in past lives… Most notable was his time as a pyramid builder.. he was an inventor…. says his best idea was “6” up… Had it been “7” up…. anyhow I showered him with kisses again… (* he was out of my sight for 4 hrs)… Hey what can I say I LOVE the guy
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Dadddog says the roller-coaster ride sin-air-e-o might fit in this instance, all I know is , my heart breaks one minute and then there is fantastic joy that consumes me…….So Daddog left for the Duck club.. (bummer) and I heard he and Momdog talkin on the phone ( if they would use Skype it would be better).. Rice not harvested, fields rutted up, doin what he can…So then it’s to Tahoe, to get an electrical inspection on the new house. He has been assured by B, Morrison , it ain’t gonna pass.. B, is pretty sure Daddog has lost his touch,.. well 1 2 3 on B.. it passed and Daddog even got a “Nice Job” from the inspector..Somewhere along the line, Daddog petted another Dog..( gave him the old sniff-test ) but I don’t care He’s home…. Don’t even ask…..IT’S WORTH it
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Something in the way She moves… attracts me like no other…..Daddog let me out side in front..( I;m not ready for the back yard, due to Flowers memory)… I’m sniffin , lookin for the right spot for my first pee of the day…Daddog watches for awhille , but looses interest.and returns to the house….I think I’ve found the place. I take the position.. Flower. comes out of the Bushes and squirts me right in the face……Daddog is in the house.. He is alerted to my situation thru two closed doors…He thinks it’s my fault . Hey I wasn’t cause-in no trouble. …Another Baffe… I think Flower is squirtive – aggressive…and gets enjoyment from messin with me.. Backyard now front-yard… I’M IN-O-SCENT…( but very clean)
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I can’t help but wonder, if over Dogs have it as good as Me…Like this Morning..as MD &DD awake… the first thing they did is reach for me and start pettin…It’s like a RICH-U-UL…As they get out of bed, I ROO….not just one, but a Montuge ( heard the word in a movie, thought it might fit, Yeah I know ,it’s a stretch ) of ROOS to show how great it feels to be with them…( also I’d like to go out and Pee, and Watch Daddog get the paper)…Breakfast is served in a Bowl Momdog made in pottery class, ( watch out ,you might get one as a gift, She’s thinking about gettin her own wheel ) followed by a nap in the sun…( It’s California)…I don’t think Runnin away is gonna happen anytime soon.. I even have a basket just for my toys
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Around here it’s Watch where You Step…. Howard’s brother..Ray, is a very messy Squirrel… acorns all over the place… Now I’m not a squirrel,,, but i know one thing, they are very confusing creatures. .. why go to all the trouble to shake the acorns from the tree , and not gather ALL of them.up and store them for food.. does it give them a since of Power to cause humans to fall,? knowing they have no legal recourse, or is this their way of showing territory..? Believe me I try to get close enough to find out…. How did I find out his name is Ray….Well….I saw a….sorry gotta go…
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