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Over heard….What;s for dinner….Steak… thought you might be turkeyeed out…Yeah MomDog
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Thanks-Giving::. The act of giving thanks for all you have and all of lives possibilities..Thankful for Family, Friends ,, Thankful to experience life , the lives of others, things you have been able to create Good and sad times, Thankful to feel and be Alive.. Just knowing ,The Turkey will be out soon and It’s skin will be Waiting for the touch of My teeth.. Yeah.. Thanksgiving is one of the best days.. Hope yours is as tasty as mine…(..Thanks to Costco for having Turkey’s on sale..)
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Sometimes things happen that are SO Sad and that effect all of our family.. Our friend Pat, passed away very unexpectedly, It has left a hole in our lives, Pat liked Dogs, and always had lots of pets for me….Her friendship with MD &DD went back years, She was Maid of Honor at MD&DD’s wedding ..I only got here 2 years ago but knew from our first meeting that Pat was part of the Family…Everyone is Numb.. Yes there is a Hole, More like a Space that is filled with Love for our friend.. I shall Smile with every thought of Her..,
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Daddogs computer is messed up.. when he starts typing . he has to input so.. many characters before the letters are normal size.. anyone else have this Phenomenon.?
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Crab..is Yummy……In some households feeding THE Dog..at the table, is not Condoned…And if that works at your house ,That’s cool…..There are many thoughts on this… However the only one that counts is yours ( Mine).. MD & DD are OLD…and as anyone who is OLD, they have realized “YOU Choose your Battles”…… ( of course I don’t KNOW this.. but based on previous conversations.)… Right about now B Morrison’s blood pressure has risen and words like Bullsh*t are being Muttered.. Anyway..At MY house this action ( not feeding) is not enforced.. Call it laziness or what ever..I think their days of having to be the ” correcting force ” in Family members lives, have somewhat faded.. Now it’s more about seeing the Joy on My face ,,when given something , They are enjoying..Enter the Crab..We had a very nice Family dinner last eve.. Lots of Crab …There was a salad on the table, but it pretty much went untouched, all I could see was, a pack of wolves devouring their prey. which I can identify with.. I realize now that the Ride yesterday was well worth it , and Crabs serve a Very useful purpose..I mean, People go in Hot-tubs..I guess Crabs just can’t handle hot water…… To that I say again ” YUM.”
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5.15.. Alarm ringing.. Not for me..next thing I hear is ” Mon Lex” I am being summoned to go outside.. I gets worst.. I am leashed up and taken to be emptied…. Guess I’m gettin that ride…Yep…after a 45 minute journey ( that 1.1/2 hours were aloted for.. we arrived at the big water..Daddog takes the Ice -chest and heads for a bunch of floating shapes..( must have been the Boats I heard about)..25 minutes later he returns with an empty chest..Directions are checked and he once again disappears…He is gone so long Momdog and I go looking for him..We find Him ,just as the Crabs are being escorted into the chest.. They are not happy..The owner of the Boat is Smittin by My Beauty.. Momdog had to lead me away,, the guy just would’t stop.. the usual comments.. I didn’t mind so much.. He obviously doesn’t get out much……So we gottem…This after-noon.. They go to a better place…Tummies…..All I know is I wouldn’t want to meet them in some alley….Those claws could leave a Mark
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You’d think, it was life changing event.. (the Crab).. Daddog counting the hours…., and speaking of hours… He has to be at the big water at 7.30 am… I guess that is the time Crabs get up.. which begs the question… NO….Lexi ain’t gettin up at 5.45 for no ride…Daddog can have a ride all by himself…I’ve been thinkin… what kind of story do they tell the Crabs to get them to get in the ice chest.?…and do crabs even Like Butter.?…do they tell them ..they’re invited for Cocktails… all answered in good time I guess…..Daddog says his friend John does a thing with butter and something call Gar-lick , that even B Morrison will Claw and shove to get..I might try for a bite.. my rule is “if Dadddog put it in his mouth…I’ll try it”
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It always amuses me what brings smiles to my fellow “DOGS” ( MD& DD),, Of course My presence does it …..DUH……Anyhow…. So I laying under Daddogs desk…Phone rings It’s CoreyDog…Let me go back alittle.. The news has been full of creepy crawly things..(You know I don’t do Polly-ticks, so don’t go there).. The way I understand it…..These creatures come from a big thing of water…I was confused at crawly. and the fact ,they don’t even walk straight..They are called Dumb-in-s Crabs…. Crabs are thought of around here as Or-Gaz-mic ( Daddogs word) treats.. That, with enough Melted Butter can send them (DD) to another level….CoreyDogs phone call , is news of a source of live Crabs..right off something called a ” Boat “.All that is necessary is a trip to the big water and Money..The Crabs are to be murdered by MomDog, ( walking the Plank, into boiling water).(.Sideways?) and served on Saturday night… guess she has a Dark side….You should see the smiles…..I am positioning my self to get a ride out of this..Daddogs justifies all this , by sayings Crabs are low Carb and offset the Co-lest-er-all in the Butter…WIN WIN
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