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I’m not proud of it…But put yourself in my paws……I went out in the back yard to patrol once more before bed-time……There is a Russel in the bushes and I come face to face with FLOWER…Well not face to face..got my ass kicked again… I have just reentered the house after having a Baffe…11pm and I am outside being scrubbed… Daddog was not happy..We have had many discussions about FLOWER and the wisdom of giving Her the required distance to avoid situations like I just experienced.. but really what am I supposed to do….I’M A DOG….I guess in a perfect world.. I would learn a lesson…The way I see it I have a job to do.. if it requires danger… what kind of Dog would I be if I ran…… Yeah… I know ..a better smellin DOG…Well I hope to be dry enough to be allowed up stairs..They are getting ready for Saturday Night LIve… and I’ve been wrapped in towels…Curse you FLOWER
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I feel so safe.. under Daddogs desk….Momdog gave Daddog almost an hour break before she presented the revised list of ” projects”… once again my bones are on Daddog to weasel his way into completing just the ones he wants to….Stuff like “Clean up your garage”… anyone who knows Daddog knows the chances of that are slim-to-none…people like Cal ,( or anyone else). set a bad example for required neatness..all tools in special ,easy to find spots, everything in its place….Daddog is more of the” if I find it before I get to the bottom , its a plus” kind of guy.. .. His moto… “If you can’t find it,…Buy another one”.. ( anyone need a screwdriver?) . yep… he flunked neat… Markdog said once that a messy Desk is a sign of a ” Creative Mind “…. and who can argue with that ? Doesn’t seem to me like ” Creative” is the right word.. of course I don’t have any tools…. gotta love Him
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It makes no sense…My Birthday came and went and I didn’t even get an edible card , no cake, nothin… I guess this is what it feels like to” Not be special anymore”… I can only hope, it was because Daddog was away..He would have had balloons and a Cake… so begin the Terrible TWO-S
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It wasn’t a Dream…He’s Home…And what a day it has been so far..3 am raining..I lick Daddogs hand..gotta pee…Have to find a place that’s not muddy..The front yard.. He gets up and takes me out to Pee…I feel so Loved…standing in his shorts with an umbrella..waiting for me to find just the right spot..I have missed these moments…8 am..I awake to the feeling of Pets from Mom and Daddog.. I return the favor with 45 minutes of kisses an hugs.. then it’s down stairs.. gotta tell somebody…I’m laying under Daddogs desk.. controlling his every thought… It’s good to be the Queen
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So where to begin..First I am channeling with a sore tongue.. Most beings don’t have to use there tongue to channel but ..Let me start at ( what I perceive to be ) the beginning…. things have been ka-white-it ( sound it out) around here for along time.. infact I saw Momdog removing and selling many of Daddogs ( treasures) stuff.. I thought maybe Daddogs option had not been picked up. or a contract had taken him to the other side ( I would say Heaven, but that may be to optimistic).. turns out he returned up out of the Gray ( Its been raining).. Yep… heard the Truck and out stepped Daddog….. Licked and Kissed him for 27 minutes straight.. Yeah , Momdogs great but there is only One Daddog… from the stories He has been telling Momdog .. He wired the Tahoe house, went to North DE-code-A peasant hunting and took the Trailer to the Duck club…Oh by the way, he said SkyDog kicked ass as a HuntinDog..( I guess peasants aren’t easy to find).. once again he and his partner in crime (” B “Morrison ) Had a great time.. got some birds and treated their tired bodies with SPIRITS ….”B ” came up lame and Daddog had to send him His Ice-machine….. I am some what Con-flick-ted… Daddog has been gone alot.. I have written him off countless time.. broken hearted I try to MOVE-On.. only to feel the Joy of his return…Kind of like Momdog ( without the Joy part)…I have rec-con-siled myself to roll with it and Love what life has given me….except for giving up my side of the big bed… got to go Daddog need some more Kisses
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Wanted…. A Daddog that stays Home…so just when I thought all was Good …I find out DD leaves for North DeCoder to hunt peasants tomorrow….So I ask myself.. why not get someone who will be Here more than just now and then……. of course I could have learned to Hunt peasants…How hard could it be… I ‘ve heard they are sloppy eaters .. all you do is follow the crumbs …Must be more to it…… SKYDOG is going and She’s the best…. Most of the Guys Momdog entertains.. are much to young and spend more time with Her than Me…… What’s the limit on Peasants
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So there I am , got my chin on Momdogs foot..loungin on the front porch, suddenly, I hear the sound of THE TRUCK..( Daddogs truck). and I move like I’m shot out of a cannon ( It ‘s a single shot Cannon) running to be there when the door opens….I will try and recreate the scene, but just know it was beautiful.. Many kisses and Huggs.. and then I got my turn .( actually there was a brief elbow touch).. The first words Momdog says were “Have you any Dirty laundry.. such an romantic”:…. Daddog returned from wiring the Tahoe house, took him 7 days and he had help…This isn’t the Daddog I have heard stories about…He always says his first job was Trimin Wicks at the Last supper. and that electricians are one of the God’s… after all you never see THOR with a plunger in his hand…. maybe the supper was his Best work…It is rumored that His friend Dave is still talking to him, and that Daddog taught him some new( to Him) tricks…Dave has been seen talking to a shrink… and has not answered his phone.. but the house is ready for Ruff inspection.. … Yes he did have Dirty laundry
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Well the latest arm candy requirement has been fulfilled…Momdog had to go to a GALA affair…Once again Daddog ask..”Will I know anybody there?”.”.Just look pretty and wait on me” was Momdogs reply..She even Dresses Him..Well from what I;m hearing… Daddog was such a hit,, Momdog was ask which escort service she uses.. and were there any PERKS when having an escort…Momdog LIED and said yes the Benefits were very nice……AS they walked through the door I heard Daddog Mumbling…Something about Food being a Perk. and How lucky he is…Momdog made him give her the cards and numbers he was given.. at times he does clean up nice
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