Need a Ruling…Due to the need of my family to shower me with treats.. I have received many tasty objects over the Years..(almost 2 yrs)..One of their and My favorites are the Sleeves of bone chunks, sold at the Finer Stores..Momdog keeps them in the Freezer , and when I use my CUTE just right, she will insert one in the micro-wave to unlock and warm its magic, I immediately take my treasure ( after it cools ) out and bury it, to acheive .that rotting taste….Umm….after an undetermined time ( varies with each bone ). I retrieve it ,and enjoy ( lick and Chew ) …..Now this is where the problem has arisen…We all know I sleep on the Big Bed… I ask and receive permission to go outside to answer the call. ( PEE )…I thought it would be a good time to extricate a treasure, I arrive back on the bedroom floor ( not supposed to eat in bed) and begin my Chew…Now everything would have been fine, But apparently My Non-rhythmic chewing ( ok more like a crunch ) was disturbing to my Humans.. Where does it say chewing between the hrs of 11 -7 must be rhythmic… I think they make this stuff up.. I will ( if I agree ) abide by your decision

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I’m not a Snob -Dog…Now I know there are Dogs who will eat anything that is near to them..I’m just not that kind of Girl……Daddog after acting as arm-candy for Momdog ,brings me a piece of Rib-I.. I’m supposed to believe he was TOO full to finish it.. I take one look at it and see Gristle ..Meat yes, but obviously not the best of examples of a Good rib-I… I have standards, so I Pass… so just to prove its worth, He chomps on it.. all the time giving me a discussed look.. Yes I caved.. took the left over piece ,that was paced in my bowl consumed it… jokes on him… I buried it……I guess I’m missing the” Grateful Gene.”…maybe if it was covered with String beans….( sorry Rose and Sam)…Did I mention it was Well-dun

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Now everyone NOSE ,that Momdog is the Best…However DADDOG is Home,,, ( update no Deer were injured) Heard the ( used to be New) truck pull in the drive way and kind of lost it when Daddog stepped out… Tackled Him and licked his face almost off… got lots of pets and Hugs.. Momdog came out and helped carry in his laundry…I don’t like to see him leave, but I love to see him come home….As it turns out, quite a few Fish lost their lives. at the Hands of Katelyn, BernieDog and of coarse The HOOK of Lewis……Gotta go.. time for a relick

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